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no dambsMy man was motorboating outside of the IHOP haahahahh-
- Was feeling up on this girl in my car outside of iHop one night in the summer. She didn't have draws on under her dress, but still wouldn't let me hit Anyways she was on top of me and I was playing w/her and motorboating ******* somehow she ended biting my ear so damn hard it literally swole up the next day
It's so true. I've felt so disgusted with some women. It's like all of a sudden I'm noticing all these nasty things about them, just every little thing. The prettiest chicks become grotesque.
I can't stand when beer snobs knock "entry level" beer and beer drinkers. It's a decent beer, just school them on better, don't douche it up. That and Ommegang Witte or Leffe Blond are my go to light flavor beers for when I'm eating though.
When she went to sleep without taking a shower..
I was raised by a germophobic mom, and some of that kind of rubbed on me.
but cmon son we been out all day and you just wash ur face and jump into bed like everythings gucci?
nah.
Women always bruising you up huh man.....the one time i remember most vividly was when i dated this girl who loveeedddd to leave hickeys on my neck, i repeatedly told her i didnt like it, on july 4th she got drunk and bit the back of my neck so hard and sucked on it, i literally took her *** home and ignored her for months, i was so embarrased to walk around with that on my neck.
This was the first time i encountered this behavior in a female.Understood but that's not a deal breaker for me.
My mom and dad came from poor countries and managed to take 2 showers a day. So why cant you?
Yup I can understand that completely. I myself shower twice a day. It feels good.
this chick i hung out with smelled like sweat whenever she wore a dressThis was the first time i encountered this behavior in a female.
It caught me off guard cause the kitchen was clean, and her bathroom was like an 8/10.
She always smelled good, and the yams
but after 6 hours in 95 degree humid weather, this was unacceptable.
When she left my house at 10pm and didn't txt me till 4am. Telling me the reason she hadn't texted me earlier was because her ex had gone to her crib to catch up. You know that's some BS!
Must be nice having a girl
I probably would have left after the first two things..
It'd be funny if the chick you met that night sent another chick posing as herI was cruising threw campus on my way back to the crib around 7pm, just finished a test that morning so I was feeling good and under the influence (buzzing) bumping Crack by 2 Chainz w/ the windows cracked. I let this black shawty cross the street in front of me @ a stop sign...she had nice long hair X a short skirt on with what looked to be a fatty and a nice rack. Black girls aren't even my type but I proceed to pull over, put the hazards on, get her # and ride out.
We plan to chill the next night, so I pick up a vodka bottle that next afternoon.
I pick her up and idk what happened over 24 hours but this was NOT the same girl I pulled the night before....
Her hair was extra short and tied up in a knot, ZERO Mass...I did a quadruple take, when I initially picked her up...walking in my crib... all that, and nothing was there.
Since I'm not even feeling her @ this point, I just throw on step brothers and proceed to get extremely throwed off. With that said, I start to think well maybe I can just add her to the team and she can be my Jamal Crawford off the bench when it's dry season.
Long story short, we both got drunk and I hit that night... but the deal breaker outside of the fact she went from a 9/10 to a 6/10 in less than 24 hours, was that she is a major squirter, she put Flower Tucci to shame bruh. I couldn't even hit for longer than 4-5min intervals w/o her raining all over my pelvic area My bedroom sheets were toast after I finished. Had to sleep on my memory foam and sh** that night. Never hit her back after, got a text a few weeks later, "Guess since u fu**ed da first nite dats all u wanted...delete my #...Not dat u give a dam ne wayz."
On the real. Dude seriously did not love these birds for nothingWatch Seinfeld, and watch how Jerry conducts his dating life. Dude had it figured out. Millions of women in the world. Elaine is gonna hold you down no matter what.
Time to go....."You ever watch Seinfeld?"
"I hate that show. I watch Friends."
GOODBYE.
When she went to sleep without taking a shower..
I was raised by a germophobic mom, and some of that kind of rubbed on me.
but cmon son we been out all day and you just wash ur face and jump into bed like everythings gucci?
nah.
You didn't read the part where she wasn't as good looking the first time he saw her and she had no mass? I can understand why he just hit it and quit it.So wait, DallasSneakerhead08, you don't mess with her because she rained on your pelvic area and messed up your sheets?
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So wait, DallasSneakerhead08, you don't mess with her because she rained on your pelvic area and messed up your sheets?
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And you got the bait and switch too
What part of the game is this?
So wait, DallasSneakerhead08, you don't mess with her because she rained on your pelvic area and messed up your sheets?
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And you got the bait and switch too