Ever have that moment when you realize, "me and her aren't going to work out?"

- When she told me to take it out her mouth before I finished 
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- When she showed up to a date with this Erykah Badu type head wrap and a club dress, because she had cut most of her hair off and was going natural.

- When this joint took her draws off and it smelled like the DC Wharf in the middle of summer 
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-When I found out this chick had nipple hair and didn't eem bother to shave it.

-When this chick said a prayer before she went to bed and thanked God for slavery.  (Dead srs)
 
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She doesnt cook much, and she eats snack food as dinner like a high school kid.

She doesnt do anything but sit on the couch and curses at her daughter like she a enemy ratchet.

She doesnt give me head without me asking.

Her idea of moving forward is me living on her couch rather then us renting a home.

She doesn't admit that she lives for drama rather than happiness.

I tell her we should find god and inner piece and she looks at me like sweet brown ` aint nobody got time for that`
 
when i went thru shortys phone, only cause she always went thru mine. saw a convo with her and her best friend (a guy)

she was roastin me. talkin bout how im a mommas boy, im too skinny for her and she wants a boyfriend with more muscles. and how she wants a bad boy and not a guy like me
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Dead that NOW
 
It's so true. I've felt so disgusted with some women. It's like all of a sudden I'm noticing all these nasty things about them, just every little thing. The prettiest chicks become grotesque.
i be the same way after i nut. ******* be tryna rub on me & cuddle & **** i just be feelin like eww get away from me & dont touch me, i gotta be real into a chick to still wanna be around her after i release.
 
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i be the same way after i nut. ******* be tryna rub on me & cuddle & **** i just be feelin like eww get away from me & dont touch me, i gotta be real into a chick to still wanna be around her after i release.

Bruh..

One time right after I finished I hit a instant depression. In my head I was like "This ***** is wack...I can't believe I just smashed her....where am I going in life? Have I really fell that low?...Am I ugly?... My mother would be so disappointed in me. What if she get pregnant n I have ugly *** kids"

By the time she finished washing up I had all my clothes on and was halfway out the door.
 
When I'm solo dolo I don't even shower at night honestly. But with someone else around? yeah you gotta do it. That all day ain't meant to be shared.
I had to put her on game. I dont play when it comes to hygiene.

had her showering 2 - 3 times a day. Her crib was never cleaner. On her hands and knees cleaning the bathroom with bleach and ammonia. 

I felt like i had some Professor X type mind control.
 
I had to put her on game. I dont play when it comes to hygiene.

had her showering 2 - 3 times a day. Her crib was never cleaner. On her hands and knees cleaning the bathroom with bleach and ammonia. 

I felt like i had some Professor X type mind control.

I'd give you a $100 if you can teach my "friend w/benefits" this.

I've been sayin it for months she needs to clean her room more regularly and it falls on deaf ears. :{
 
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Since I'm not even feeling her @ this point, I just throw on step brothers and proceed to get extremely throwed off. With that said, I start to think well maybe I can just add her to the team and she can be my Jamal Crawford off the bench when it's dry season.

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I'd give you a $100 if you can teach my "friend w/benefits" this.

I've been sayin it for months she needs to clean her room more regularly and it falls on deaf ears. :{

My girl takes a shower everyday. I'm glad she cleans her room even when it's not clean.

Sometimes I'm just trying to go to sleep when I'm hella tired though, and I can't go to sleep without her, but she can't go to sleep without taking a shower. So here we are at 4am and she jumps in the shower.... I don't even have the energy to wait up for her anymore. I'll be knocked out by the time she comes back :smokin
 
one of me exes- she was a pillow princess (5 min MAX of head, and almost always with extra teeth action, couldnt take doggystyle, hopped off after she came and wouldnt help me explode. would cry a lot and shiver during her orgasms which would freak me out)

that's strike 1 thru 9000

f that lazy turd. she's someone elses case of blue balls now. 
 
I have dated some rats in my day but man there was one that took the cake. I remember I took her to Applebee's, as I do all my birds, so we sit down and she starts going on and on about how much better I am than her drug dealing ex boyfriend and blah blah, so the waiter comes and takes our orders and after the waiter leaves ol girls starts crying. I ask her what's wrong, and she says nobody has ever taken her out before, I thought I misheard so I ask for clarification, and sure enough no body had ever fed the ***** Applebee's before! I felt like Donald trump, and embarrassed fr her at the same Time. Beat the guts, dropped her off at her section 8 living quarters and rode off into the sunset.
 
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Man one time I hit this girl within the first 2 weeks of really talking to her. She tells me after how great it was..blah blah, etc. So next time I come to her room she tries to hit me with the "I don't wanna have sex again, we did it too soon, I think we should wait awhile".

I'll never understand why biddies try to renege on the yambs AFTER you done hit already. Like Ima wait around till you think the time is right again. Ho pleez.
 
When she graduated a year before you and is looking to move out of the town you two went to college in and you can't really do anything but come to grips with the thought of her leaving and you can't do anything about it because the school messed up your graduation application so now you have to wait until May to get your degree and even then you don't even know for sure what you'll be doing so the best thing would be to just chalk it up and let her go once and for all but you can't because even though you have a million and one reasons to believe it's not meant to be you know you love her more than anyone, even the girl you were so sure you were going to propose to this time last month. [emoji]128532[/emoji]
 
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I have dated some rats in my day but man there was one that took the cake. I remember I took her to Applebee's, as I do all my birds, so we sit down and she starts going on and on about how much better I am than her drug dealing ex boyfriend and blah blah, so the waiter comes and takes our orders and after the waiter leaves ol girls starts crying. I ask her what's wrong, and she says nobody has ever taken her out before, I thought I misheard so I ask for clarification, and sure enough no body had ever fed the ***** Applebee's before! I felt like Donald trump, and embarrassed fr her at the same Time. Beat the guts, dropped her off at her section 8 living quarters and rode off into the sunset.
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Thats wild. This dude said living quarters
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How old was she?
 
i be the same way after i nut. ******* be tryna rub on me & cuddle & **** i just be feelin like eww get away from me & dont touch me, i gotta be real into a chick to still wanna be around her after i release.

Bruh..

One time right after I finished I hit a instant depression. In my head I was like "This ***** is wack...I can't believe I just smashed her....where am I going in life? Have I really fell that low?...Am I ugly?... My mother would be so disappointed in me. What if she get pregnant n I have ugly *** kids"

By the time she finished washing up I had all my clothes on and was halfway out the door.

:lol

Some had a damn epiphany upon releasing his seeds :lol
 
When she graduated a year before you and is looking to move out of the town you two went to college in and you can't really do anything but come to grips with the thought of her leaving and you can't do anything about it because the school messed up your graduation application so now you have to wait until May to get your degree and even then you don't even know for sure what you'll be doing so the best thing would be to just chalk it up and let her go once and for all but you can't because even though you have a million and one reasons to believe it's not meant to be you know you love her more than anyone, even the girl you were so sure you were going to propose to this time last month. [emoji]128532[/emoji]

Might be the longest run-on sentence in history
 
When she graduated a year before you and is looking to move out of the town you two went to college in and you can't really do anything but come to grips with the thought of her leaving and you can't do anything about it because the school messed up your graduation application so now you have to wait until May to get your degree and even then you don't even know for sure what you'll be doing so the best thing would be to just chalk it up and let her go once and for all but you can't because even though you have a million and one reasons to believe it's not meant to be you know you love her more than anyone, even the girl you were so sure you were going to propose to this time last month. [emoji]128532[/emoji]
Might be the longest run-on sentence in history
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She goes ghost for days on end, claiming she lost her phone....AND IT'S TRUE!:eek
 
I have dated some rats in my day but man there was one that took the cake. I remember I took her to Applebee's, as I do all my birds, so we sit down and she starts going on and on about how much better I am than her drug dealing ex boyfriend and blah blah, so the waiter comes and takes our orders and after the waiter leaves ol girls starts crying. I ask her what's wrong, and she says nobody has ever taken her out before, I thought I misheard so I ask for clarification, and sure enough no body had ever fed the ***** Applebee's before! I felt like Donald trump, and embarrassed fr her at the same Time. Beat the guts, dropped her off at her section 8 living quarters and rode off into the sunset.

:rollin
 
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