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7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Wrong.
That's actually true.
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.

you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.

on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
I actually lol hard reading that


WRONG. you CAN sneeze with your eyes open.
 
Originally Posted by AiRodney23

Originally Posted by Across 110th st

# 2 is actually wrong

Yup. Bonobo monkeys are horny bastards.

Yes, but they do it because they want to reproduce so badly. Not every time they inseminate will the female be impregnated. They have to have alot of sex for her to finally get pregnant.

Humans on the other hand, we have sex all the time and some people don't even want children. 
 
they proved in mythbusters that you're able to sneeze with your eyes open, so i basically stopped reading this list after i read #7

several of them are pretty skeptical too... i would HEAT and TREAT the maker of this app sooooo bad
 
Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Mister916

Originally Posted by icykicks79


7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Wrong.
That's actually true.
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.

you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.

on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?
 
Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Mister916

Originally Posted by icykicks79


7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Wrong.
That's actually true.
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.

you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.

on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.
 
2. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


not true. several monkeys do as well.
 
Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Mister916

Originally Posted by icykicks79


7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Wrong.
That's actually true.
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.

you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.

on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.
Oh.  When I sneeze only my snot flies at 100+ MPH.  My skull stays pretty still.

Guess i'm just weird.
 
Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Mister916

Originally Posted by icykicks79


7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Wrong.
That's actually true.
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.

you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.

on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.

u mad?
 
Virginians, is this true?
20. VA law forbids bathtubs in the house, tubs must be kept in the yard.
 
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Originally Posted by recycledpaper

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Mister916

Originally Posted by icykicks79


7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Wrong.
That's actually true.
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.

you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.

on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.

u mad?
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Originally Posted by JJschenley23

Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by ItsGettinHot

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by 5am6oody72

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Mister916

Originally Posted by icykicks79


7. Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open
Wrong.
That's actually true.
I've actually sneezed and kept my eyes open several times with witnesses there...so either I'm the only one that can do it or it's wrong.

you must sneeze like a @#*+# then.

on average, people can't keep their eyes open. some people sneeze at 100mph+. your eyes would probably get ejected from your skull at that speed.
You do know that your eyeballs aren't in your nostrils, right?
Hence why I said skull you %%!%*%% moron.
Oh.  When I sneeze only my snot flies at 100+ MPH.  My skull stays pretty still.

Guess i'm just weird.


Ur lucky when i sneeze my skull moves 100mph forward and i get lifted off the ground for about 5 feet.
That sucks.  You'll be OK if you keep your eyelids closed though.  I hear they can stop eyeballs from flying 100 MPH.
 
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