Favorite Lines from the Office?

[dtb00201]

" I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[dtb00201]

" I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[s0le candy]

Red Cross: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Michael: No, Rose, they are not breathing. And, they have no arms or legs.

Red Cross: No that's not part of it.

Michael: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Kevin: I would wanna live with no legs.

Michael: How 'bout no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin, you don't do anything.

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holly: were these meetups just personal, unrelated to business?

meredith: nah, i wouldn't have done it if it wasn't for the discount paper ... not a lot of fruit in those looms.

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[s0le candy]

Red Cross: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Michael: No, Rose, they are not breathing. And, they have no arms or legs.

Red Cross: No that's not part of it.

Michael: Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Kevin: I would wanna live with no legs.

Michael: How 'bout no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Kevin, you don't do anything.

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holly: were these meetups just personal, unrelated to business?

meredith: nah, i wouldn't have done it if it wasn't for the discount paper ... not a lot of fruit in those looms.

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[MON5T3R]

"Dwight you ignorant #*@+"

 

[MON5T3R]

"Dwight you ignorant #*@+"

 

[mycoldyourdone]

 

[mycoldyourdone]

 

[blackstilettos]

I think Michael said it, but it was something like, "I hate so much about the things you choose to be". I still say that all of the time.

 

[blackstilettos]

I think Michael said it, but it was something like, "I hate so much about the things you choose to be". I still say that all of the time.

 

[wraith aka invincible]

i enjoyed my first life so much that i had to sign up for a second one.

 

[wraith aka invincible]

i enjoyed my first life so much that i had to sign up for a second one.

 

[kunasty88]

the schrutes produce very thirsty babies

 

[kunasty88]

the schrutes produce very thirsty babies

 

[juggy4805]

Dwight: "There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory."

 

[juggy4805]

Dwight: "There are a huge number of yeast infections in this county. Probably because we're downriver from that old bread factory."

 

[wearinthefourfive]

[h3]"I 'absorbed' my twin brother in the womb, therefore I have the strength of a man and a little baby..."[/h3]

thought of one.

 

[wearinthefourfive]

[h3]"I 'absorbed' my twin brother in the womb, therefore I have the strength of a man and a little baby..."[/h3]

thought of one.

 

[yallayalla]

Originally Posted by Master Zik

"Did I stutter?"

this 

 

 

 

[yallayalla]

Originally Posted by Master Zik

"Did I stutter?"

this 

 

 

 

[chineyroyal]

Originally Posted by AIRJORDAN JB23

Michaels hate for Toby is always appreciated, too

Where Toby's telling the heartfelt story & Michael pushes his lunch tray off the table is the BEST.

 

[chineyroyal]

Originally Posted by AIRJORDAN JB23

Michaels hate for Toby is always appreciated, too

Where Toby's telling the heartfelt story & Michael pushes his lunch tray off the table is the BEST.

 

[dragon]

those shoulder pads are so boss.  - michael scott

 

[dragon]

those shoulder pads are so boss.  - michael scott

 

[damnitzvin]

michael scott ranting at the camera

" bro's before @%%@, cause when your #!% leaves you, she aint your ho.....no mo"