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Booty cheeks slap off
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Booty cheeks slap off
Ok so this is kind of a cheat…my sister is TSA. So I know how to make security go pretty smoothly. I know what can and can’t go on my carry on. No, I don’t skip the line. Protip: Don’t fly on the weekends if possible. Like leave on a Thursday and come back on a Tuesday. You’re tickets will be cheaper too. I will also wear slides so ill just kick them off and slide them back on. Im flying out of Bush in Houston most of the time so…IYKYK. I rarely use the restroom on the plane…so theres your 30 minutes waiting on bags lol.
I’ve been flying since before I was old enough to know there was anything to be afraid of. I like looking out of the window, seeing the world from a bird’s eye view. Flying over the west coast is AMAZING. I just put on some chill music and enjoy the view or sleep. When the music Im listening to is in time with the take off/landing . Im 6’4 so if its a bigger plane I get offered the emergency exit seats or if the plane isn’t completely full, whoever sits next to me will offer to move so I can have the whole row to myself. My family traveled a lot when I was growing up, so I think, like road trips and driving, its all tied to good memories.
I have TSA precheck so I don't even have to kick my shoes off, and I rarely check a bag... you gotta be a different type of a dude to enjoy air travelOk so this is kind of a cheat…my sister is TSA. So I know how to make security go pretty smoothly. I know what can and can’t go on my carry on. No, I don’t skip the line. Protip: Don’t fly on the weekends if possible. Like leave on a Thursday and come back on a Tuesday. You’re tickets will be cheaper too. I will also wear slides so ill just kick them off and slide them back on. Im flying out of Bush in Houston most of the time so…IYKYK. I rarely use the restroom on the plane…so theres your 30 minutes waiting on bags lol.
I’ve been flying since before I was old enough to know there was anything to be afraid of. I like looking out of the window, seeing the world from a bird’s eye view. Flying over the west coast is AMAZING. I just put on some chill music and enjoy the view or sleep. When the music Im listening to is in time with the take off/landing . Im 6’4 so if its a bigger plane I get offered the emergency exit seats or if the plane isn’t completely full, whoever sits next to me will offer to move so I can have the whole row to myself. My family traveled a lot when I was growing up, so I think, like road trips and driving, its all tied to good memories.
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Gotcha. To each there own.Ok so this is kind of a cheat…my sister is TSA. So I know how to make security go pretty smoothly. I know what can and can’t go on my carry on. No, I don’t skip the line. Protip: Don’t fly on the weekends if possible. Like leave on a Thursday and come back on a Tuesday. You’re tickets will be cheaper too. I will also wear slides so ill just kick them off and slide them back on. Im flying out of Bush in Houston most of the time so…IYKYK. I rarely use the restroom on the plane…so theres your 30 minutes waiting on bags lol.
I’ve been flying since before I was old enough to know there was anything to be afraid of. I like looking out of the window, seeing the world from a bird’s eye view. Flying over the west coast is AMAZING. I just put on some chill music and enjoy the view or sleep. When the music Im listening to is in time with the take off/landing . Im 6’4 so if its a bigger plane I get offered the emergency exit seats or if the plane isn’t completely full, whoever sits next to me will offer to move so I can have the whole row to myself. My family traveled a lot when I was growing up, so I think, like road trips and driving, its all tied to good memories.
I take a gummy before I get through security, then either 2 or 3 depending on the length of my flightGotcha. To each there own.
I know how to get through security fast but the people in front of me don't or just don't care. I'm 6'2" and I've never been offered exit row. I'll ask but they will always tell me they can't because it’s a full flight. Just once they did when I asked and surprisingly it was Spirit. People shorter than me have even refused to switch for the aisle seat. Lately I've been taking an edible before I get to the airport so that it kicks in by the time I sit and just sleep the entire flight. Once I was flying back from Denver and still had 20mg of chocolate left and popped it in the uber. Woke up right when we landed.
some folks need to experience the doggie. 23 hours on greyhound will have you looking down while up in the sky appreciating flyingI don't know anyone personally that actually enjoys flying. They simply endure it and some can endure more than other's I guess.
8 hours was already a night mare for me . First and last time I ever did greyhoundsome folks need to experience the doggie. 23 hours on greyhound will have you looking down while up in the sky appreciating flying