FOR THE LULZ

[crank lucas]

Post __, be an hero

 

[platinumdnz]

Some bits off safenow.org
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[/td] [td]If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you![/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]To eliminate smallpox, wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand under a faucet with no sink.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now. [/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]People, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol are all at risk of being sucked into the time-tunnel vortex.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]If a door is closed, karate chop it open.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]Do not drive a station wagon if a utility pole is protruding from the hood.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]That closet door in your bedroom leads to the gates of Hell. Don't go there.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]If your intended destination is suddenly vaporized, consider pulling over and watching the cool light show.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]After all life is gone, modern appliances will continue to run forever. Think about it.[/td] [/tr][/table][table][tr][td]

[/td] [td]In case of emergency, the parking brake may be used as an adult novelty item.[/td] [/tr][/table]

 

[apollo xxxiii]

^ AN HERO.

 

[aubstuh86]

none of this is funny

 

[crank lucas]

serious poster is serious

 

[northparkblind]

Originally Posted by khoshabasfinest23

 

[club29]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

serious poster is serious

 

[dyyhard]

i need a gif of this

 

[nyrican23]

 

[deceptikk0n]

lmaoooo hilarious pics. the safenow ones are hilarious

 

[guillermo gutierez]

 

[the minister]

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

serious poster is serious

 

[fittednoob]

Originally Posted by The Minister

lol oh god

 

[polkaaspott]

theres more but thats all for now

 

[brandonb2005]

Originally Posted by HypeBeast McStreetwear

Originally Posted by theprocessofbelief

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by bangtcg

WOW!

 

[behemothcoa]

homey's grubbin and some grimey bird snatches his food.

 

[jdcijordanz]

 

[kell78dogg]

 

[sneakerking757]

Originally Posted by brandonb2005

Originally Posted by HypeBeast McStreetwear

Originally Posted by theprocessofbelief

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by bangtcg

WOW!

So who on NT told her?

 

[gunitjordan]

 

[flaming hot cheetos]

 

[bballah3]

 

[flaming hot cheetos]

 

[bballah3]