Funniest thing someone said/read on NT?

[bboi4lif3]

All of the ninjahood rank sessions.

 

[bboi4lif3]

Originally Posted by ColdCity

Originally Posted by Jhustle23

It was a picture of a guy wearing new Js and the guy had real hairy legs. And the post said something like " info on those wool calf sleeves?"

#DEAD

I scream LOLed mad loud at work just now

 

[luong1209]

Originally Posted by pr0phecy718

I still crack up reading this

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12/31/10 7:33 PM
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Im screwed damn i usually get my haircut on Saturdays , ive been on my bummy swag all december so i desperately need a cut but my barber is def going to be OD hungover if he even opens the shop tomorrow . my barber drinks at like 9 am on a regular Saturday so i can imagine him tomorrow. i guess ill take the L and wait a week.

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12/31/10 7:38 PM
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Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

KW

15 T E A M N E W Y O R K K N I C K S TEAM YANKEES NEW YORK JETS

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12/31/10 7:39 PM
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Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

LA FLAMA BLANCA
GETTING DRUNK ON THE REG, GOOD TIMES ON THE REG

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12/31/10 7:41 PM
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Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

German Engineered for Excellence
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12/31/10 7:42 PM
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Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

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12/31/10 7:43 PM
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Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

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[daproblem53]

i remember it was a thread showing what the girls from those sex hotlines look like and one of the girls in the pics was a dudes grandmother or mother i dont remember too well lol

 

[luong1209]

I think it was a PYP thread and a female NTer posted a pic of her and a male friend, saying "Blowing off steam". A NTer responded with "What kinda name is steam?"

 

[joe cool]

back in the http://niketalk.com/reply...ters-vol-4#reply-5372698

Originally Posted by Crank Lucas

over exaggerated about my length to a chick, had no condom, had to walk out to the pharmacy real quick

was staring at the shelf, I was like man if I dont return with some magnums Imma embarrass myself, this chick thinks Im packing a ruler

so I copped a magnum, getting ahead of myself as always, got back and slipped it on
yea, SLIPPED , my junk just fell in there, so much wasted space, it was like renting a home with a pool house knowing dam well you cant swim

I kept stalling saying wait Im not fully erect yet, but of course I was lying, the intercourse was weird, almost bothersome, it was like wearing a extra long sock and folding it under your foot.

but till this day my magnums stay baggy

I literally cried. tears would not stop

But more recently in the http://niketalk.com/topic...-FAT?page=5#.TqYs0fJaxWQ

Originally Posted by mieraviking

aint nothing wrong with a big sexy. a woman can be sexy regardless of size weight.

a fat dime>a skinny nickel

 

[zapatohead408]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

I think it was a PYP thread and a female NTer posted a pic of her and a male friend, saying "Blowing off steam". A NTer responded with "What kinda name is steam?"

I'm in tears!

 

[kramer]

but till this day my magnums stay baggy

 

[je ne sais quoi]

I remember two responses for OGbobbyjohnson that had me dying.
In the tattoo thread, that lesbian basketball player FreshJayz posted her terrible tat of a chick with a basketball...

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Tattoo Artist: "So, you want her dunking, shooting, driving to the lane?"
FreshJayz: "Na, I want her throwing an overhead pass."

and the thread where some autistic kid could predict the NCAA winners...

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

2010 champ = potato

Those were the only ones that instantly come to my mind, but I know it's the tip of the iceberg.

 

[WhatisLove]

Lots of good ones in here.

The "@%+%%%*", "shun shun" Mogulson guy was hilarious to read... at least at the start. Didn't see him mentioned yet. Probably because it was equally annoying.

 

[fog]

From recent memory:

Originally Posted by 6dollaBURGER

Originally Posted by eashawty

Originally Posted by Josednk1068

not a dime i won't get hard

Where can I cop this beanie?

 

[jordanhead718212]

Harlem Shake Story

 

[late registrant]

Originally Posted by aepps20

One guy posted pics of his girl and someone said "this thread is worthless with pics"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

damn, cold blooded.

 

[tizoni]

ehh ill find more as soon as they show up on the search

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Bastitch wrote:

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Ahyoon Chef wrote:

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Well...those examples are pretty blatant.... 

is...Fisting acceptable?

Only if you're loose enough. 

But on NT? No. 

 

[tizoni]

check my new sig 

 

[solelifted5]

Originally Posted by RustyShackleford

Can't remember the exact quote but it went along the lines of "I'm gonna punch you square in your chest, make your shoulders clap together" 

that takes the cake

 

[jaywalkinsince91]

funniest post in that wale=diva thread hands down
http://niketalk.yuku.com/...ale-Diva-Vol-Yes-I-m-Mad

 

[cs02132]

OGbobbyjohnson >

He has been hilarious for like 4 years now

 

[jrthumper85]

Originally Posted by damnitzdom

I remember the original "why you breathing so hard?" thread. I've never laughed so hard over something on NT.

This thread had me rolling for days

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

who's the dude that said something about a foot dipped in butter, or somethin like that? There was an appreciation post for him this year, i can't remember his name.

 

[hongcouver604]

Thread was made in 09 or 2010? Can't remember... but this dude took a candid pic of a mother breastfeeding her newborn on a airplane, her fun bags out in full glory and alla that. The way he described it had me crackin up.

 

[degenerate423]

Originally Posted by WISEPHAROAH

Man O.P. with all respect and praise to Allah that is very kind of you to take that beast in and show it love and affection. Sometimes when you take in animals from the wild they simply can't resist nature. She longs for the foliage and mist of the Congo. She is returning back to the deep, lush, jungles the African foothills. Let her go................. all she wants is freedom

I forgot about this post, when I first read it I literally couldn't breathe

.  I hate to put dude on blast, but dang the shots were rough

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check the thread for pics of dude's girl: http://niketalk.yuku.com/...l-24523453#reply-9710189

 

[upandcoming]

But I already made this less than a month ago...same stories posted..
http://niketalk.yuku.com/...-Really-Use--Lulz?page=1

 

[SORIANOTRON]

GLV post on HT in like 04 was the funniest +@%! I seen on the internet. Way ahead its time


::: plays nas - where are they now :::

 

[dmoney82]

Originally Posted by upandcoming

But I already made this less than a month ago...same stories posted..
http://niketalk.yuku.com/...-Really-Use--Lulz?page=1

Your thread sucked. Let it go