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- Jun 14, 2008
This happened today. So I was relaxing at home when my sister's friend's 2 14 year old boys come running up to me. They're jumping up and down allexcited anticipating in what they're gonna tell me. So this is the Convo:
Kids:"Yo man, we just came up on some good **** today! We walked into the Liquor and put this inside his backpack!"
Me: "What is it?"
Kids: "We stole beer man! We think it's that Ishh you like"
(They're little bad &%$ kids drink smoke etc.)
Me:" Let me see it "
Them: "We stole the biggest bottle we can get, it's like 42 oz."
at this point I was thinking, Whoa must be something good. Better than beer.
These two dudes proceed to pull out Mineral water
I was like "Man this isn't beer or Liquor. It's just Mineral water"
One of them goes ahead and asks me "Can you get drunk off of it?"
I was just rolling after that.
The next story is short. So when my sister bought a six pack for her and myself a week ago, the 2 kids decide to steal 4 beers. So we decide to ask the kidsand they come up to us and say " Whoa man, now we know why you guys drink those Heinekens, they're STRONG"
My last story is when we were taking these 2 kids back home. We were driving and then they tell us "We're in a quince and it sucks" I ask themwhy. They say " We used to be in a way better one and our teacher was hot" I was like "Yea? How did she look?" one of the kids tells me"She looked real young, she was a TEENAGER, I think she was 22"
Awww man these kids have me in tears when they don't even try
Kids:"Yo man, we just came up on some good **** today! We walked into the Liquor and put this inside his backpack!"
Me: "What is it?"
Kids: "We stole beer man! We think it's that Ishh you like"
(They're little bad &%$ kids drink smoke etc.)
Me:" Let me see it "
Them: "We stole the biggest bottle we can get, it's like 42 oz."
at this point I was thinking, Whoa must be something good. Better than beer.
These two dudes proceed to pull out Mineral water
I was like "Man this isn't beer or Liquor. It's just Mineral water"
One of them goes ahead and asks me "Can you get drunk off of it?"
I was just rolling after that.
The next story is short. So when my sister bought a six pack for her and myself a week ago, the 2 kids decide to steal 4 beers. So we decide to ask the kidsand they come up to us and say " Whoa man, now we know why you guys drink those Heinekens, they're STRONG"
My last story is when we were taking these 2 kids back home. We were driving and then they tell us "We're in a quince and it sucks" I ask themwhy. They say " We used to be in a way better one and our teacher was hot" I was like "Yea? How did she look?" one of the kids tells me"She looked real young, she was a TEENAGER, I think she was 22"
Awww man these kids have me in tears when they don't even try
