fontaine
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Back story...
Coworker is a 37 y/o white dude... We're both analysts at my job...
He invites me out to play volleyball with his team... So I show up...
We were talking, and I say "I'm not very good.. I took some tips from my girl. She used to play volleyball in college"
Lady: well, next time you see her,.. Tell her you want to pepper
(Pepper is a volleyball term of shooting around in basketball)
Me: aight cool
Here's where he comes in, jokingly, and I come back
Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt
Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz
Coworker: yep
Me: she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never say no the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck.![Laugh :lol: :lol:](/styles/default/xenforo/NTemojis/laugh.gif)
Coworker got RUSTLED. Dude was all "damn Fontaine.. That's just disgusting man.". Then his face got all red.
I'm over here like " what... You just said you trying to smash my chick "
He responds with "I was just playing man. You went to far"
I'm wee-bey'in because the white chick we were standing with just stood there... Couldn't tell who's side she was on.
I don't think I went too far. What y'all think?
Coworker is a 37 y/o white dude... We're both analysts at my job...
He invites me out to play volleyball with his team... So I show up...
We were talking, and I say "I'm not very good.. I took some tips from my girl. She used to play volleyball in college"
Lady: well, next time you see her,.. Tell her you want to pepper
(Pepper is a volleyball term of shooting around in basketball)
Me: aight cool
Here's where he comes in, jokingly, and I come back
Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt
Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz
Coworker: yep
Me: she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never say no the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck.
![Laugh :lol: :lol:](/styles/default/xenforo/NTemojis/laugh.gif)
Coworker got RUSTLED. Dude was all "damn Fontaine.. That's just disgusting man.". Then his face got all red.
I'm over here like " what... You just said you trying to smash my chick "
He responds with "I was just playing man. You went to far"
I'm wee-bey'in because the white chick we were standing with just stood there... Couldn't tell who's side she was on.
I don't think I went too far. What y'all think?
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