Pathos
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the most outlandish thing i've ever heard
Have you ever not enjoyed smashing?
the most outlandish thing i've ever heard
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You probably haven't had good fellatio
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You probably haven't had good fellatio
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I think dude means he hates getting BAD BJs. I know I do when girls don't know what they doing using teeth and scraping and whatnot. Good head is amazing stuff especially going from a girl who can't do it to a girl that's really good at it.
Anywho, I think everybody has those few girls they crack where the girl is just boring. I hate doing all the work the girl needs to do something sheesh. Can't fade them dead body girls who just lay on their back or the ones who don't want to try anything new.
Anywho, I think everybody has those few girls they crack where the girl is just boring. I hate doing all the work the girl needs to do something sheesh. Can't fade them dead body girls who just lay on their back or the ones who don't want to try anything new.
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I think dude means he hates getting BAD BJs. I know I do when girls don't know what they doing using teeth and scraping and whatnot. Good head is amazing stuff especially going from a girl who can't do it to a girl that's really good at it.
Anywho, I think everybody has those few girls they crack where the girl is just boring. I hate doing all the work the girl needs to do something sheesh. Can't fade them dead body girls who just lay on their back or the ones who don't want to try anything new.
Anywho, I think everybody has those few girls they crack where the girl is just boring. I hate doing all the work the girl needs to do something sheesh. Can't fade them dead body girls who just lay on their back or the ones who don't want to try anything new.
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Either he is trolling to the max or never gotten head
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Either he is trolling to the max or never gotten head
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I dated my ex gf for 3 1/2 yrs, there were time where it became more repetition than love making. There is nothing more exciting than a new sexual partner, those first 2 months exploring each other, figuring what makes them tick is amazing, then it's all downhill. IDK how people get married.
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change the thread title to AlexGod hates bjs
thats like saying i dont like christmas or birthdays or something crazy
thats like saying i dont like christmas or birthdays or something crazy
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change the thread title to AlexGod hates bjs
thats like saying i dont like christmas or birthdays or something crazy
thats like saying i dont like christmas or birthdays or something crazy
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I dated my ex gf for 3 1/2 yrs, there were time where it became more repetition than love making. There is nothing more exciting than a new sexual partner, those first 2 months exploring each other, figuring what makes them tick is amazing, then it's all downhill. IDK how people get married.
Sir San Diego
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A few times.
But one time in particular it was this big booty chick darker than the NT background that ran track for LSU. Old girl used to drive the transit van and had been flirting for a while, but I was always with my girl at the time. Fast forward one night and I get invited to a kick back and it happens to be at her apartment. She called me out in front of the homies so I had to tax that +%@.
Bruh, when I tell you this chick was harder than the side a warship, I'm underselling it. I was hitting this broad doggystyle over the sink in the bathroom so I could see her ******* shaking in the mirror and it felt like I was smashing a stack of bricks. Talk about a turn off. I spit on her back to fake the nut and went home to girlfriend.
But one time in particular it was this big booty chick darker than the NT background that ran track for LSU. Old girl used to drive the transit van and had been flirting for a while, but I was always with my girl at the time. Fast forward one night and I get invited to a kick back and it happens to be at her apartment. She called me out in front of the homies so I had to tax that +%@.
Bruh, when I tell you this chick was harder than the side a warship, I'm underselling it. I was hitting this broad doggystyle over the sink in the bathroom so I could see her ******* shaking in the mirror and it felt like I was smashing a stack of bricks. Talk about a turn off. I spit on her back to fake the nut and went home to girlfriend.
Sir San Diego
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A few times.
But one time in particular it was this big booty chick darker than the NT background that ran track for LSU. Old girl used to drive the transit van and had been flirting for a while, but I was always with my girl at the time. Fast forward one night and I get invited to a kick back and it happens to be at her apartment. She called me out in front of the homies so I had to tax that +%@.
Bruh, when I tell you this chick was harder than the side a warship, I'm underselling it. I was hitting this broad doggystyle over the sink in the bathroom so I could see her ******* shaking in the mirror and it felt like I was smashing a stack of bricks. Talk about a turn off. I spit on her back to fake the nut and went home to girlfriend.
But one time in particular it was this big booty chick darker than the NT background that ran track for LSU. Old girl used to drive the transit van and had been flirting for a while, but I was always with my girl at the time. Fast forward one night and I get invited to a kick back and it happens to be at her apartment. She called me out in front of the homies so I had to tax that +%@.
Bruh, when I tell you this chick was harder than the side a warship, I'm underselling it. I was hitting this broad doggystyle over the sink in the bathroom so I could see her ******* shaking in the mirror and it felt like I was smashing a stack of bricks. Talk about a turn off. I spit on her back to fake the nut and went home to girlfriend.
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One time I smashed this big girl as a bet with my homie
P was wet, but she was too big for my tastes
One night she shows up drunk to my room fiendin for the D but I cant bring myself to beat her P again, she then basically is pouting and won't leave so I give her the D. The P was wet but I wasnt feeling what I was lookin at (plus she was a starfish jus layin there) so I rushed my stroke to hyperspeed and busted so she could get the F out, I probably had another good 15-20 mins in me
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Felt good to get one off, but meh I wasnt feelin shorty at alllllllllll
One night she shows up drunk to my room fiendin for the D but I cant bring myself to beat her P again, she then basically is pouting and won't leave so I give her the D. The P was wet but I wasnt feeling what I was lookin at (plus she was a starfish jus layin there) so I rushed my stroke to hyperspeed and busted so she could get the F out, I probably had another good 15-20 mins in me
Felt good to get one off, but meh I wasnt feelin shorty at alllllllllll
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One time I smashed this big girl as a bet with my homie
P was wet, but she was too big for my tastes
One night she shows up drunk to my room fiendin for the D but I cant bring myself to beat her P again, she then basically is pouting and won't leave so I give her the D. The P was wet but I wasnt feeling what I was lookin at (plus she was a starfish jus layin there) so I rushed my stroke to hyperspeed and busted so she could get the F out, I probably had another good 15-20 mins in me
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Felt good to get one off, but meh I wasnt feelin shorty at alllllllllll
One night she shows up drunk to my room fiendin for the D but I cant bring myself to beat her P again, she then basically is pouting and won't leave so I give her the D. The P was wet but I wasnt feeling what I was lookin at (plus she was a starfish jus layin there) so I rushed my stroke to hyperspeed and busted so she could get the F out, I probably had another good 15-20 mins in me
Felt good to get one off, but meh I wasnt feelin shorty at alllllllllll
furrell
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You guys haven't figured out THBs M.O. yet?
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You guys haven't figured out THBs M.O. yet?
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backwards, you have it.
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backwards, you have it.
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Brolic Scholar wrote:
A few times.
But one time in particular it was this big booty chick darker than the NT background that ran track for LSU. Old girl used to drive the transit van and had been flirting for a while, but I was always with my girl at the time. Fast forward one night and I get invited to a kick back and it happens to be at her apartment. She called me out in front of the homies so I had to tax that +%@.
Bruh, when I tell you this chick was harder than the side a warship, I'm underselling it. I was hitting this broad doggystyle over the sink in the bathroom so I could see her ******* shaking in the mirror and it felt like I was smashing a stack of bricks. Talk about a turn off. I spit on her back to fake the nut and went home to girlfriend.
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Brolic Scholar wrote:
A few times.
But one time in particular it was this big booty chick darker than the NT background that ran track for LSU. Old girl used to drive the transit van and had been flirting for a while, but I was always with my girl at the time. Fast forward one night and I get invited to a kick back and it happens to be at her apartment. She called me out in front of the homies so I had to tax that +%@.
Bruh, when I tell you this chick was harder than the side a warship, I'm underselling it. I was hitting this broad doggystyle over the sink in the bathroom so I could see her ******* shaking in the mirror and it felt like I was smashing a stack of bricks. Talk about a turn off. I spit on her back to fake the nut and went home to girlfriend.
|A-Man|
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Whenever I just finished a session or just fapped and I try to go again (girls who think you can just make it rise on command
) it's really boring in the beginning
Whenever I rush a nut and mess up my climax/edging; trying to hold it in and then it kinda hurts.
Whenever I rush a nut and mess up my climax/edging; trying to hold it in and then it kinda hurts.
|A-Man|
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Whenever I just finished a session or just fapped and I try to go again (girls who think you can just make it rise on command
) it's really boring in the beginning
Whenever I rush a nut and mess up my climax/edging; trying to hold it in and then it kinda hurts.
Whenever I rush a nut and mess up my climax/edging; trying to hold it in and then it kinda hurts.
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mouthskies are awesome, heads are trippin'.
i've smashed when I didn't want to before. i've had dry spells where I bonked a few beasts only because I needed to get my peesh wet. i just closed my eyes and imagined that thick broad from Road Trip and it was all good.
sometimes you HAVE to be inside a vajeen regardless of the vajeen-holder. nothing beats a nice, tight, wet, elasticity-blessed vagoo. even if their face looks like Triple H with blush.
#lightswereoffiswear
i've smashed when I didn't want to before. i've had dry spells where I bonked a few beasts only because I needed to get my peesh wet. i just closed my eyes and imagined that thick broad from Road Trip and it was all good.
sometimes you HAVE to be inside a vajeen regardless of the vajeen-holder. nothing beats a nice, tight, wet, elasticity-blessed vagoo. even if their face looks like Triple H with blush.
#lightswereoffiswear
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mouthskies are awesome, heads are trippin'.
i've smashed when I didn't want to before. i've had dry spells where I bonked a few beasts only because I needed to get my peesh wet. i just closed my eyes and imagined that thick broad from Road Trip and it was all good.
sometimes you HAVE to be inside a vajeen regardless of the vajeen-holder. nothing beats a nice, tight, wet, elasticity-blessed vagoo. even if their face looks like Triple H with blush.
#lightswereoffiswear
i've smashed when I didn't want to before. i've had dry spells where I bonked a few beasts only because I needed to get my peesh wet. i just closed my eyes and imagined that thick broad from Road Trip and it was all good.
sometimes you HAVE to be inside a vajeen regardless of the vajeen-holder. nothing beats a nice, tight, wet, elasticity-blessed vagoo. even if their face looks like Triple H with blush.
#lightswereoffiswear
