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[checks mcgee]

Golden State/Lakers worked me into a shoot on Friday, man. I was planning to go out after a Warriors W around 1AM to secure new yambs. However, once the Lakers pulled away in the 3rd after midnight, I ran a play I call “The Incall”. It’s a move where on a weekend night I’m posted up at the crib and text yambs to see who is out partying and who isn’t. Downselect to the yambs out partying and start throwing invites to come through the crib.

Got an AAWG that I am off/on with to bite. Ole girl came through at 2:30AM, blabbed her mouth off, had two White Claws then said she needed to go to the bathroom. I’m on coolin on the couch for like 10 minutes then go to the bathroom to see what’s good but she’s not in there…..Pop over to my bedroom and ole girl was asleep in my bed, wearing my pajamas

We wake up the next morning and after roasting her + making brunch plans, I told her I would drive her home since I had errands to run. Next things next and we end up smashing Problem is that post-smash it begins to rain and I HATE driving in the rain. In an aggressive turn of events, she then suggests that we UberEats brunch, lounge and watch Netflix all-day

I agreed We basically watched TV, ate, drank, smashed and napped our way through the day. When we woke up from our nap it was already after dark (around 9) and we were hungry….so we went out to dinner…and drinks…and she came back to my place AGAIN

Got it cracking as soon as we got to the crib then passed all the way out. Sunday comes and I’m like “Nah forreal, I have affairs to attend to” so we grab some coffee and I drop her off. She texts me immediately after…and we have lowkey been texting nonstop. As a matter of fact, I invited her to a musical (Spamalot ) at the Kennedy Center tonight

I’m goofing right now, right? Like as in I need to occupy my chill? Temper expectations?

This is literally all Steph and Golden State’s fault

I might read this later but in any case congratulations and/or I am sorry this happened to you in advance

 

[titang545]

Golden State/Lakers worked me into a shoot on Friday, man. I was planning to go out after a Warriors W around 1AM to secure new yambs. However, once the Lakers pulled away in the 3rd after midnight, I ran a play I call “The Incall”. It’s a move where on a weekend night I’m posted up at the crib and text yambs to see who is out partying and who isn’t. Downselect to the yambs out partying and start throwing invites to come through the crib.

She saw a better call from coach and ran an audible from the top of the key.

Yeah as long as you don't mind the play call stick it out.

 

[tay1]

Was a blue chew kinda night last night. She didn’t eem expect what was coming.

 

[ballinsam23]

I know storm2006 is excited right now too. Probably got this on repeat all day

 

[willypete]

Was a blue chew kinda night last night. She didn’t eem expect what was coming.

Hope you been hydrating or that headache is gonna be crazy

 

[checks mcgee]

Tay1 was tryna give out that a1

 

[tay1]

Hope you been hydrating or that headache is gonna be crazy

I ain’t eem know but Im feelin a small headache right now. Ima hydrate and pop something to help.

 

[willypete]

I ain’t eem know but Im feelin a small headache right now. Ima hydrate and pop something to help.

Yeah all those PEDs will have you dehydrated as hell with a ridiculous headache.

Always good to hydrate before and the next day

 

[iheartboost]

 

[checks mcgee]

alexa play **** mad x24

 

[ahat]

The go to line for every woman that was ever hurt

 

[Based Jesus]

The go to line for every woman that was ever hurt

When they like you they're reciting sonnets about your ****
When they dislike you it's the smallest thing they've ever seen

 

[Comparison Ford]

Never had complaints personally, but as usual LD’s argument is irrefutable:

 

[moonman818]

Was a blue chew kinda night last night. She didn’t eem expect what was coming.

So do the PEDs help yall go rounds or just keep you on rock all night?

Every other commercial is HIMS or Roman or Blue Chew like that **** is OTC now




Pause.

 

[checks mcgee]

So do the PEDs help yall go rounds or just keep you on rock all night?





Pause.

Boffadem

 

[tay1]

So do the PEDs help yall go rounds or just keep you on rock all night?

Every other commercial is HIMS or Roman or Blue Chew like that **** is OTC now




Pause.

Boffum. It's worth the free trial.

 

[wayniac211]

 

[titang545]

I remember this scene in the documentary. Jordan was HOT, kind of surprised he left it in there. Dude was probably "let go" later that night. LOL

 

[Mark Antony]

I remember this scene in the documentary. Jordan was HOT, kind of surprised he left it in there. Dude was probably "let go" later that night. LOL

 

[titang545]

I have NEVER watched SNL, I tried one or two skits and didn't find it funny. That was hilarious though, don't know if it was homie from Key and Peele or just an easy scenario to make jokes. Son raised them stakes FAST. Talk about zero - 100. $5 a game to $1000 a game.

Jordan really said a night with your wife. . Hearing the MJ stories you definitely believe something like that happened.

 

[turbospartan]

 

[NToweG]

Forgive me because I'm more washed than clean clothes.

But what is gatekeeping?
& what is gas lighting?

 

[checks mcgee]

Forgive me because I'm more washed than clean clothes.

But what is gatekeeping?
& what is gas lighting?

Bro you’re honestly better off not knowing

New generation lingo is ******* despicable

Don’t get me wrong those are definitely words but they have ABUSED and mis used the **** outta them

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Especially gaslighting. That's a word women use when they want to accuse you of something they're actually guilty of

 

[adobecs4]

Gaslighting and gatekeeping aren't new boys are out of touch