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[fluid hips]

It's crazy how being tall you don't think about it till mfs point it out

 

[アミーゴ]

It's crazy how being tall you don't think about it till mfs point it out

Idk my 6’8” PF/best Bud let’s me know weekly that’s he’s an inch taller than me

 

[moe200069]

It's crazy how being tall you don't think about it till mfs point it out

Conversely, as a short person, i promise, it can be something you’re constantly aware of it.

woman i was messing with a few years back had me saved in her phone as “short king.” Bruh my ego was embarrassed and insecure when i found out. I was about to ask her to put some damn respect on my name, but we continued to hook up for 3-4 months after the fact, so it wasn’t a hill i was gonna die on

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

And then you got the regular ol statistically average dude like me looking around at y'all tall and short dudes with equal amounts of disgust and envy for no good reason at all

 

[checks mcgee]

It's crazy how being tall you don't think about it till mfs point it out

I feel this way all the time until it’s a crowded room or concert and you’re shoulder to shoulder with mfs

I’m 6 5

 

[tmay407]

I didn’t realize the statistically average US male is apparently 5’9”/197 with a 40” inch waist

I always thought I was super average at 6’/170ish with a 33” inch waist.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Whoa wait only time I wore 40 inch waist in jeans was when Platinum FUBU poppin. I forgot America fat AF. I'm 5/10 160 was always a lil jelly I couldn't have gotten that extra 2-3 inches in height .

 

[アミーゴ]

Whole bunch of lil fellas in MERIKA

 

[TSCQ]

Whole bunch of lil fellas in MERIKA

 

[ahat]

didn’t realize the statistically average US male is apparently 5’9”/197 with a 40” inch waist

Buncha Winnie the Pooh builds

 

[moe200069]

dawg 5'9" with 40" waist?

america's got health issues man. last time i saw 40" pants, i was wearing akademiks and girbauds in high school

 

[bigslim773]

SOME DAYS I HATE BEING 6’7. I HATE THE ATTENTION IT BRINGS AS IM NOT THE MOST SOCIAL PERSON.

I WITHOUT A DOUBT 1000% HATE “HOW TALL ARE YOU?” THOSE ARE BORDERLINE FIGHTING WORDS. I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE STORE AND BE LEFT ALONE.

 

[fdub]

SOME DAYS I HATE BEING 6’7. I HATE THE ATTENTION IT BRINGS AS IM NOT THE MOST SOCIAL PERSON.

I WITHOUT A DOUBT 1000% HATE “HOW TALL ARE YOU?” THOSE ARE BORDERLINE FIGHTING WORDS. I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE STORE AND BE LEFT ALONE.

I’m 6’4” and I’m not really a social person, also. It’s hard to try to keep a low profile, but our heights make it very difficult to do so lol. One of the most annoying part about being tall is when you’re in a store or some sort of outing, you always get asked to reach for something lol. But, I will say, women really like tall men.

 

[bigslim773]

I’m 6’4” and I’m not really a social person, also. It’s hard to try to keep a low profile, but our heights make it very difficult to do so lol. One of the most annoying part about being tall is when you’re in a store or some sort of outing, you always get asked to reach for something lol. But, I will say, women really like tall men.

I AGREE, WOMEN DO PREFER TALL OVER SHORT…

BUT EVEN THEN, I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE SOMETIMES. I DISLIKE THE OVERLY DRAMATIC WOMEN THAT ACT LIKE IM THE FIRST TALL DUDE THEY HAVE EVER SEEN IN LIFE.

WHEN DUDES ASK ME “HOW TALL ARE YOU?”, I FLAT OUT IGNORE THEM BECAUSE THATS SUS AF….

I AINT ASKING ANOTHER MAN NOTHING AT ALL. ESPECIALLY REGARDING HIS APPEARANCE.

 

[fdub]

I AGREE, WOMEN DO PREFER TALL OVER SHORT…

BUT EVEN THEN, I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE SOMETIMES. I DISLIKE THE OVERLY DRAMATIC WOMEN THAT ACT LIKE IM THE FIRST TALL DUDE THEY HAVE EVER SEEN IN LIFE.

WHEN DUDES ASK ME “HOW TALL ARE YOU?”, I FLAT OUT IGNORE THEM BECAUSE THATS SUS AF….

I AINT ASKING ANOTHER MAN NOTHING AT ALL. ESPECIALLY REGARDING HIS APPEARANCE.

LMFAO

 

[fluid hips]

One of the most annoying part about being tall is when you’re in a store or some sort of outing, you always get asked to reach for something lol. But, I will say, women really like tall men.

Get that at the grocery store from time to time or if I'm reaching for something for myself women look like they're watching a magic trick at the circus

 

[Remy LeBeau]

SOME DAYS I HATE BEING 6’7. I HATE THE ATTENTION IT BRINGS AS IM NOT THE MOST SOCIAL PERSON.

I WITHOUT A DOUBT 1000% HATE “HOW TALL ARE YOU?” THOSE ARE BORDERLINE FIGHTING WORDS. I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE STORE AND BE LEFT ALONE.

Imagining somebody saying "square up" after being asked their height got my rolling

 

[checks mcgee]

funniest **** I ever heard online was Kareem story on wilt

dude in the elevator asked wilt hey hows the weather up there?!

wilt spit on his head and said "its raining"

maybe big slim is wilt grandson

 

[DripNick]

“HOW TALL ARE YOU?” THOSE ARE BORDERLINE FIGHTING WORDS

 

[moe200069]

I WITHOUT A DOUBT 1000% HATE “HOW TALL ARE YOU?” THOSE ARE BORDERLINE FIGHTING WORDS.

This is rich.. coming from a dude with a screen name “big” slim

 

[moe200069]

All you tall MFers complaining about being asked to do extracurricular **** at the grocery store.. let’s trade places

 

[Jumanji]

Unhinged

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Unhinged

 

[fluid hips]

That's when you hit them with 'K'

 

[checks mcgee]

Shordy off a bean undoubtedly