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Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof
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Ain't no carnival fam. Word to Matthew
Been in the gym all damn week , I'm trying to get ready for a mean duty wine don't play with me like that
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The hell I just read? :x 
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You haven't peeped the news recently?
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Johnny cakes a wild boy
Bruce Banner
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You're right lol
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Alien FB page?New story:
I had a work conference about 3 and a half hours away from where I live over the weekend, so what do I do? A week prior I set my zip code for that location on POF so I can line something up for there. I hit it off with this slim white girl with big double Ds. We get the talking and I let her know I'm coming up there for a conference and would like to spend time with her, she is geeked and starts throwing out hints that we gonna get nasty. She sends me noodz, TONS of them, shorty was in love with herself. Her facebook page is a thirst trap and averages 500 likes a pic from dudes who look like they are fresh out. So anyway, it's the perfect scenerio, I don't know the area so I tell her to set up some spots we can go to. So she suggests this yacht dinner party she saw on groupon, so I say ok cool, copped. So she meets me at the telly and she looks right, better than her pictures. The only problem is, shorties mannerisms is like she has no soul, she was so dry and her energy was just blah..Nothing like it was on the phone. So despite that, we head over to the boat party. Mind you, I'm starving, when we get there, the dinner is literally a cold cardboard looking SLICE of pizza for 5.00..I'm pissed thinking there was actually food there. So the boat sets off and I tell her lets go outside, it was the perfect weather, a nice breezy night. She tells me she gets sea sick and can't go outside onto the deck...now I'm looking at her like ummmm what the f****, didn't you suggest we do the BOAT PARTY...I asked her why did she suggest it if she gets sea sick..Her response..."IDK". At this point I want to strangle this chick but I ride it out. So we stay inside the boat like some weridos while everyone is outside making love and having fun. The boat docks and we get back to the telly..I had a few drinks in me and I was pissed so I straight up jump on her, we are getting ready to do our thing and I was trying to find the hole...It was like not there..So she grabs my D and places it inside this extremely tight spot (no not the bunz) located in a strange location.. it's like her vagina was reupholstered, word to yeezy. It felt so wrong, but so right..So after I finished making love to this alien vagina of sorts, she told me she had cervical cancer and they cut out a tumor and a plastic surgeon pretty much rebuilt her vagina. Before anyone says I had sex with a post op transgender, she has 2 kids and she has pics of herself pregnant on facebookso pretty much the next day I go to my conference and leave out and never seen her or talked to her again. Despite the few annoyances, the alien sex was good so it was worth it lol.
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quality post
thats pretty weird though. we'll take the she has kids comment at face value
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After I got done she would of had to undergo another reconstruction!
Or maybe it wasn't cancer and it was one of them fresh out cats in her FB comments [emoji]128557[/emoji]
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Homie sounds like you just took down your first & hopefully last tr8nny
Johnny cakes greatest post to SN ratio ever!!!!
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Fresh out of a relationship and hopped on tinder and soul swipe. Man......i been out the game for a minute. I gotta go back and recalibrate my opening message maybe get some more flatterig pics or something. My ish been SUPER dry
I was poppin when I first broke up with my chick back in July, nothing now. it all came to a grinding halt when I decided to pay for a month on OKC. Im barely squeezing out one a week. My bro said it would be different if I opened my ethnicity beyond white chicks. I love mexicanas but i have yet to find any in the DC area. Lots of Salvadoreans and Hondurans.
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I think most Mexicans are in MD. I say this because I was at the harbor and that's all I saw.
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Make sure you keep that lawsuit # on deck incase that vaginal mesh is defective
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Naw majority of them are non-mexican. Salvadorean, Honduran, Guatemalan and ect.
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I got a piece of my heart that is strictly for Salvadorian chicks.
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[emoji]128517[/emoji][emoji]128517[/emoji][emoji]128517[/emoji][emoji]128517[/emoji][emoji]128517[/emoji][emoji]128517[/emoji] pos I mean POF deleted my account which is probably a blessing in disguise as the only thing that I ever got attention from was far black chicks and far Latinas with 12 kids. I couldn't even get a far white chick. Sad how embarrassing this is but this is the card I've been felt. I'll continue to insult these racist white ******** and their double standards on "interracial" dating aka only dating black dudes
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A lot of hurt I been seeing on NT lately. Some of y'all approaching, and doing it all wrong.
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Some of these ****** are just stone cold weirdos with the most outlandish expectations. Ain't no help or yambs for dudes like that.
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For all you DMV POFers
You know the selection of women on there is really small right?
I'm quite sure some of us smashed most of the same chicks.
Which is kinda gross and scary at the same time....
You know the selection of women on there is really small right?
I'm quite sure some of us smashed most of the same chicks.
Which is kinda gross and scary at the same time....
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This,
We are also sharing the same chicks with cats in the DC jail which has the highest AIDS/HIV rate in the country.
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Lol word the selection of chicks on pof in Maryland is low, so I'm sure a lot of Nters and other outside of NT all smashing the same chicks. All you can do is make sure you ain't kissing these chicks and wrap it up
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