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[dontsteponmyshoes]

Not an exciting story at all but...Im real petty. Met up with a girl from POF this Sunday for a lil casual margarita or beer at the lil mexican spot within walking distance from my house. Im old and washed and super shook of cops so i dont drive at all when im going to drink even if i have 1 beer.

I digress, we meet up. Overall attractive female matches her pix and all. I notice her in a nice tight dress but she has these ugly *** black foam platform flip flops on. Yall have seen em before.

Anyways convo is flowin so far so good, we,re sitting at the bar cant take my eyes off them flip flops. She gets up to go to the bathroom...

As she plants her foot to get up i catch a glimpse of her pinkie toe and the toe next to it they seperate a lil bit and theres a nice lil black clump of dirt.

She comes out im guzzlin my beer tell her it was nice to meet her paid the bill and walked home disgusted.

 

[kobeoverbron]

hmmmm... I feel you bro. do your thing.

 

[Naruto]

smh get outta heh lol. I say go on a college campus and drop a dub on some kid tryna make it big in photography to take some quality modelish photos then put em on your profile. Bliches like model lookin *****s lol

Imma try this

 

[sooperhooper]

Man that could've been fuzz from a sock she had on earlier or something. Do you though.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Nah I know, this is definitely my issue not hers. Thats why im single though im always noticing something small and talking myself out of it

 

[Coromanti]

Not an exciting story at all but...Im real petty. Met up with a girl from POF this Sunday for a lil casual margarita or beer at the lil mexican spot within walking distance from my house. Im old and washed and super shook of cops so i dont drive at all when im going to drink even if i have 1 beer.

I digress, we meet up. Overall attractive female matches her pix and all. I notice her in a nice tight dress but she has these ugly *** black foam platform flip flops on. Yall have seen em before.

Anyways convo is flowin so far so good, we,re sitting at the bar cant take my eyes off them flip flops. She gets up to go to the bathroom...

As she plants her foot to get up i catch a glimpse of her pinkie toe and the toe next to it they seperate a lil bit and theres a nice lil black clump of dirt.

She comes out im guzzlin my beer tell her it was nice to meet her paid the bill and walked home disgusted.

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the new elbows too pointy.

Serious tho, I get it. Sometimes it's the smallest thing that'll turn you all the way off.

 

[kobeoverbron]

these types of things are def case to case. but c'mon, at least bang first and then ditch.

 

[jaypesoz]

At one point it was like shooting fish in a barrel, these days it's a completely different monster of I dont even know what

I believe Cesspool is the word you're looking for

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

That was my original intent but the sativa had me thinkin if she cant clean her pinkie toe before she go in public she definitely didnt clean the camel toe

 

[jayhood23]

I believe Cesspool is the word you're looking for

That is exactly the word im looking for

 

[wayniac211]

Not an exciting story at all but...Im real petty. Met up with a girl from POF this Sunday for a lil casual margarita or beer at the lil mexican spot within walking distance from my house. Im old and washed and super shook of cops so i dont drive at all when im going to drink even if i have 1 beer.

I digress, we meet up. Overall attractive female matches her pix and all. I notice her in a nice tight dress but she has these ugly *** black foam platform flip flops on. Yall have seen em before.

Anyways convo is flowin so far so good, we,re sitting at the bar cant take my eyes off them flip flops. She gets up to go to the bathroom...

As she plants her foot to get up i catch a glimpse of her pinkie toe and the toe next to it they seperate a lil bit and theres a nice lil black clump of dirt.

She comes out im guzzlin my beer tell her it was nice to meet her paid the bill and walked home disgusted.

SN to storyline on point

 

[kobeoverbron]

That was my original intent but the sativa had me thinkin if she cant clean her pinkie toe before she go in public she definitely didnt clean the camel toe

i mean when you put it that way she prolly got hella Gonorrhea

 

[memphissfinest]

THOSE PLATFORM FLIP FLOPS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORSE. INSTANT TURN OFF.

 

[ggarvinxx3]

Not an exciting story at all but...Im real petty. Met up with a girl from POF this Sunday for a lil casual margarita or beer at the lil mexican spot within walking distance from my house. Im old and washed and super shook of cops so i dont drive at all when im going to drink even if i have 1 beer.

I digress, we meet up. Overall attractive female matches her pix and all. I notice her in a nice tight dress but she has these ugly *** black foam platform flip flops on. Yall have seen em before.

Anyways convo is flowin so far so good, we,re sitting at the bar cant take my eyes off them flip flops. She gets up to go to the bathroom...

As she plants her foot to get up i catch a glimpse of her pinkie toe and the toe next to it they seperate a lil bit and theres a nice lil black clump of dirt.

She comes out im guzzlin my beer tell her it was nice to meet her paid the bill and walked home disgusted.

THOSE PLATFORM FLIP FLOPS ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORSE. INSTANT TURN OFF.

Only older Latinas be rocking those kinda flip flops lol

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Only older Latinas be rocking those kinda flip flops lol

 

[datznasty]

Man the % of women on these sites, not just POF but even pay sites like BlackPeopleMeet, who are CNAs is like 90% at this point. I just cancelled my account even though I'm paid for a few more months. Not gonna do it. For one all them *****es work 100 hours a week, just to live just barely above the poverty line (in Oklahoma they make $9 to maybe $11 an hour) and have young kids so they can't never go anywhere anyways.

The last girl I met off of there, took her to my normal spot, she was 45 minutes late for one and kept calling me asking me where to meet her, where to park, even though I told her park by the movie theatre and I will be sitting in front of the fountain (dramatic way to first meet, theyd typically be coming up from behind so there's a surprise element for both). She finally calls me like hey I'm coming up the stairs I parked somewhere else. I go walk over to the stairs and see this fat piece coming up the stairs. I mean that ain't her, she dont like nothing like the picture nor do she look like a $70k a yr making resp therapist. But I'm not dumb, I know that's her.

So I go through the date anyways even though SHE IS NOT THE ONE IN HER PICTURES. And she stinked, and she drunk rum and coke which I know nothing about alcohol but seemed hoodrat to me. Even as savage as I am, the whole time I was still back and forth like, well meh she says she's fixed, I live 5 min from here I can get it then ditch her, but the disrespect to show up in full catfish mode (not just posting good pics, old pics, before I got fat, when I was in my prime, heavily IG filtered pics) but you a whole different ************ than your pics. I couldn't deal. She at least insisted to pay for her own drink, 1 of them anyways. But she could sense the standoffishness of me the whole time. She like dang you really are shy. Yea that's it.

I got a few more lined up I been in touch with who seem good (good job, 1 of less kids) but I'm burnt out on it. I start a new job Monday, different building is the Civilian hub so wont be a total sausage fest like this one. Hopefully I meet someone there.

 

[kobeoverbron]

DAMN THAT'S A HERO MOVE. good on you for staying and chilling with the catfish chick.

 

[larryeastwood]

I used to stay on Catfish dates but now I just op before we even get started. Not wasting resources on a liar.

 

[edoubled02]

Imma try this

so easy a teen could do it lol

 

[sharpshooter718]

Man the % of women on these sites, not just POF but even pay sites like BlackPeopleMeet, who are CNAs is like 90% at this point. I just cancelled my account even though I'm paid for a few more months. Not gonna do it. For one all them *****es work 100 hours a week, just to live just barely above the poverty line (in Oklahoma they make $9 to maybe $11 an hour) and have young kids so they can't never go anywhere anyways.

The last girl I met off of there, took her to my normal spot, she was 45 minutes late for one and kept calling me asking me where to meet her, where to park, even though I told her park by the movie theatre and I will be sitting in front of the fountain (dramatic way to first meet, theyd typically be coming up from behind so there's a surprise element for both). She finally calls me like hey I'm coming up the stairs I parked somewhere else. I go walk over to the stairs and see this fat piece coming up the stairs. I mean that ain't her, she dont like nothing like the picture nor do she look like a $70k a yr making resp therapist. But I'm not dumb, I know that's her.

So I go through the date anyways even though SHE IS NOT THE ONE IN HER PICTURES. And she stinked, and she drunk rum and coke which I know nothing about alcohol but seemed hoodrat to me. Even as savage as I am, the whole time I was still back and forth like, well meh she says she's fixed, I live 5 min from here I can get it then ditch her, but the disrespect to show up in full catfish mode (not just posting good pics, old pics, before I got fat, when I was in my prime, heavily IG filtered pics) but you a whole different **********er than your pics. I couldn't deal. She at least insisted to pay for her own drink, 1 of them anyways. But she could sense the standoffishness of me the whole time. She like dang you really are shy. Yea that's it.

I got a few more lined up I been in touch with who seem good (good job, 1 of less kids) but I'm burnt out on it. I start a new job Monday, different building is the Civilian hub so wont be a total sausage fest like this one. Hopefully I meet someone there.

Lololol....

I went on a date last year off pof .. shorty had a cute face so I was with it... met up with her in queens... she lived in the boonies.. some back block that look like a a spot where u can catch a body and nobody will know for a day or two... so she comes out in face was ok but her body wasNT the best at all... but I've had worse so I went thru with it. Now we went to this bar not too far from where she lived. Basically long island. So we had a couple drinks and I see this whale I met up with a few weeks back in long island. She was sitting right behind us. So I made it a point to not turn around again. Shorty was horny af , so we guzzled another drink and hit a hotel by the airport... she was a good **** I ain't gonna lie... we spoke a bit after that but I didn't persue it more. She was a liability. Lived with her dad. 2 kids, no job, waiting on section 8 for an apt. Never mentioned her baby daddy which was another red flag..

I been on pof a little bit this month but its a whole new batch plus the same skeezers from last year with new pics.

The funny part about that story was shorty profile specifucally said not here for sex.. she was ready to pop off from jump.

 

[jrod54life]

Lololol....

I went on a date last year off pof .. shorty had a cute face so I was with it... met up with her in queens... she lived in the boonies.. some back block that look like a a spot where u can catch a body and nobody will know for a day or two... so she comes out in face was ok but her body wasNT the best at all... but I've had worse so I went thru with it. Now we went to this bar not too far from where she lived. Basically long island. So we had a couple drinks and I see this whale I met up with a few weeks back in long island. She was sitting right behind us. So I made it a point to not turn around again. Shorty was horny af , so we guzzled another drink and hit a hotel by the airport... she was a good **** I ain't gonna lie... we spoke a bit after that but I didn't persue it more. She was a liability. Lived with her dad. 2 kids, no job, waiting on section 8 for an apt. Never mentioned her baby daddy which was another red flag..

I been on pof a little bit this month but its a whole new batch plus the same skeezers from last year with new pics.

The funny part about that story was shorty profile specifucally said not here for sex.. she was ready to pop off from jump.

that last sentence

 

[kobeoverbron]

LMAO! it's kind of a given that when women say they're not going to bone,
they're actually 100% gonna bone.

 

[sooperhooper]

Women are notorious for saying things for show but meaning something totally different. That's why the judge doesn't throw the book at dudes in sexual assault cases, imo. Some women will say no but secretly want you to proceed. Smh.

 

[edoubled02]

Lololol....

I went on a date last year off pof .. shorty had a cute face so I was with it... met up with her in queens... she lived in the boonies.. some back block that look like a a spot where u can catch a body and nobody will know for a day or two... so she comes out in face was ok but her body wasNT the best at all... but I've had worse so I went thru with it. Now we went to this bar not too far from where she lived. Basically long island. So we had a couple drinks and I see this whale I met up with a few weeks back in long island. She was sitting right behind us. So I made it a point to not turn around again. Shorty was horny af , so we guzzled another drink and hit a hotel by the airport... she was a good **** I ain't gonna lie... we spoke a bit after that but I didn't persue it more. She was a liability. Lived with her dad. 2 kids, no job, waiting on section 8 for an apt. Never mentioned her baby daddy which was another red flag..

I been on pof a little bit this month but its a whole new batch plus the same skeezers from last year with new pics.

The funny part about that story was shorty profile specifucally said not here for sex.. she was ready to pop off from jump.

smh them chicks be on dating sites really hoping and praying they gon find somebody who doesn't want to smash lmao be checkin they POF profile everyday for years lol

 

[edoubled02]

maaan yall got me actually reading the profiles on Tinder now lmao. every other black chick posting is like, "no hook ups"