Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

You're just going through a bad spell and you gotta understand there's a reason why these birds are online. Simps would've locked 'em down in high school/college/university if they were A++ material.

Just keep at it and you'll meet the right person.

Online dating is new to me.
My prior shorties were usually ones I met via friends, etc.
 
If you can continue to meet birds via friends and 'real life' do so my bro, online dating is a cesspool.
I honestly would rather approach and get chicks that way. i hate meeting chicks thru friends cuz they act almost as stupid as the chicks online. "oh you wanted to go out with me? i just thought you wanted new friends" FOH
 
I honestly would rather approach and get chicks that way. i hate meeting chicks thru friends cuz they act almost as stupid as the chicks online. "oh you wanted to go out with me? i just thought you wanted new friends" FOH

I hear you, just gotta read the vibe and be subtle about it.
 
So those who has followed this thread for years knows about that time i met a girl off POF...the one that came over to the crib and ate all my cookies :lol:

Anyways i ran into her last night after 4-5 years of not seeing her. When i first met her, she just started working out, trying to loose weight to get in shape. Now....she look fine as hell. That glow up fo real :pimp:
 
The young looking 40 yr old kick me to the curve. We went out last night and it was the first time we didnt have wear multiple layers of clothes and I was able to see more of her shape and DAMN! Her body was on point. We had great night until the end of the night and we were on the platform waiting on our train to go our separate ways. She goes to pull her hair back and her shirt raises exposing the "V" and I get an instant stiffy. Out of nowhere I pinch her stomach and say "damn you work out". She jerks back stares at me as if to say "dont touch me". She turns around, bends over and her pants a little baggy thong and top of her cheeks are exposed I get a strong erection. She finishes the pony just as her train rolls up. She gives me a hug, presses up against my mans, jerks back, during the hug my hand ends up in her pants and the jerk back pulls her pants tight and my hand is stuck. She pushes me off her and sees my pipe print in all its full glory. She doesnt even say bye, she just gets on her train and dips. 2 mins later she texts me that she no longer wants to persue us. Im like "Cool, ok"
 
Okay so after messing with okcupid for a while I finally get a match and shorty responds. We talking regular stuff til she starts asking me if I got abs and a nice butt. I say yea to both so she goes send a booty pic. I'm playing shy cuz I'm not bout to do **** right on command. As I'm playing shy she gets tight and says I'm too grown to play shy and unmatch her get of okcupid blah blah. I go Damb my bad didn't think it was that serious. So I take a pic ask for her number to send it and she ends up giving me her kik instead. I don't have that so ask for her ig or snap since I figured mid twenties and pretty she gotta be on one of those. She starts tripping saying she uses kik more and it takes 5 mins to download. So I'm thinking to myself why should I download a app just cuz she don't wanna use her social media. This all seemed off to me so I'm like nah ur wildin she proceeds to curse me out lol.

So nt brethren was I being to scurred or did this seem to fishy
 
Okay so after messing with okcupid for a while I finally get a match and shorty responds. We talking regular stuff til she starts asking me if I got abs and a nice butt. I say yea to both so she goes send a booty pic. I'm playing shy cuz I'm not bout to do **** right on command. As I'm playing shy she gets tight and says I'm too grown to play shy and unmatch her get of okcupid blah blah. I go Damb my bad didn't think it was that serious. So I take a pic ask for her number to send it and she ends up giving me her kik instead. I don't have that so ask for her ig or snap since I figured mid twenties and pretty she gotta be on one of those. She starts tripping saying she uses kik more and it takes 5 mins to download. So I'm thinking to myself why should I download a app just cuz she don't wanna use her social media. This all seemed off to me so I'm like nah ur wildin she proceeds to curse me out lol.

So nt brethren was I being to scurred or did this seem to fishy

She's getting mad over an online stranger?
Computers gonna pute, birds gonna bird.
 
Okay so after messing with okcupid for a while I finally get a match and shorty responds. We talking regular stuff til she starts asking me if I got abs and a nice butt. I say yea to both so she goes send a booty pic. I'm playing shy cuz I'm not bout to do **** right on command. As I'm playing shy she gets tight and says I'm too grown to play shy and unmatch her get of okcupid blah blah. I go Damb my bad didn't think it was that serious. So I take a pic ask for her number to send it and she ends up giving me her kik instead. I don't have that so ask for her ig or snap since I figured mid twenties and pretty she gotta be on one of those. She starts tripping saying she uses kik more and it takes 5 mins to download. So I'm thinking to myself why should I download a app just cuz she don't wanna use her social media. This all seemed off to me so I'm like nah ur wildin she proceeds to curse me out lol.

So nt brethren was I being to scurred or did this seem to fishy

You was probably talking to a dude.
 
Okay so after messing with okcupid for a while I finally get a match and shorty responds. We talking regular stuff til she starts asking me if I got abs and a nice butt. I say yea to both so she goes send a booty pic. I'm playing shy cuz I'm not bout to do **** right on command. As I'm playing shy she gets tight and says I'm too grown to play shy and unmatch her get of okcupid blah blah. I go Damb my bad didn't think it was that serious. So I take a pic ask for her number to send it and she ends up giving me her kik instead. I don't have that so ask for her ig or snap since I figured mid twenties and pretty she gotta be on one of those. She starts tripping saying she uses kik more and it takes 5 mins to download. So I'm thinking to myself why should I download a app just cuz she don't wanna use her social media. This all seemed off to me so I'm like nah ur wildin she proceeds to curse me out lol.

So nt brethren was I being to scurred or did this seem to fishy
She was a pro.

Your booty pic gonna be all over the net.

She legit didn't have those other social media cuz shes a pro or she don't want to mix her pro life with her social life.
 
Okay so after messing with okcupid for a while I finally get a match and shorty responds. We talking regular stuff til she starts asking me if I got abs and a nice butt. I say yea to both so she goes send a booty pic. I'm playing shy cuz I'm not bout to do **** right on command. As I'm playing shy she gets tight and says I'm too grown to play shy and unmatch her get of okcupid blah blah. I go Damb my bad didn't think it was that serious. So I take a pic ask for her number to send it and she ends up giving me her kik instead. I don't have that so ask for her ig or snap since I figured mid twenties and pretty she gotta be on one of those. She starts tripping saying she uses kik more and it takes 5 mins to download. So I'm thinking to myself why should I download a app just cuz she don't wanna use her social media. This all seemed off to me so I'm like nah ur wildin she proceeds to curse me out lol.

So nt brethren was I being to scurred or did this seem to fishy

It's a scam my bro. They use this tactic then try to get you to 'chat' with them via some other app. I think the end game is to somehow get you to give up some type of credit card information or put you in a compromising situation where you can get blackmailed.
 
The young looking 40 yr old kick me to the curve. We went out last night and it was the first time we didnt have wear multiple layers of clothes and I was able to see more of her shape and DAMN! Her body was on point. We had great night until the end of the night and we were on the platform waiting on our train to go our separate ways. She goes to pull her hair back and her shirt raises exposing the "V" and I get an instant stiffy. Out of nowhere I pinch her stomach and say "damn you work out". She jerks back stares at me as if to say "dont touch me". She turns around, bends over and her pants a little baggy thong and top of her cheeks are exposed I get a strong erection. She finishes the pony just as her train rolls up. She gives me a hug, presses up against my mans, jerks back, during the hug my hand ends up in her pants and the jerk back pulls her pants tight and my hand is stuck. She pushes me off her and sees my pipe print in all its full glory. She doesnt even say bye, she just gets on her train and dips. 2 mins later she texts me that she no longer wants to persue us. Im like "Cool, ok"
Sound like a scene straight out of a romantic comedy
 
The young looking 40 yr old kick me to the curve. We went out last night and it was the first time we didnt have wear multiple layers of clothes and I was able to see more of her shape and DAMN! Her body was on point. We had great night until the end of the night and we were on the platform waiting on our train to go our separate ways. She goes to pull her hair back and her shirt raises exposing the "V" and I get an instant stiffy. Out of nowhere I pinch her stomach and say "damn you work out". She jerks back stares at me as if to say "dont touch me". She turns around, bends over and her pants a little baggy thong and top of her cheeks are exposed I get a strong erection. She finishes the pony just as her train rolls up. She gives me a hug, presses up against my mans, jerks back, during the hug my hand ends up in her pants and the jerk back pulls her pants tight and my hand is stuck. She pushes me off her and sees my pipe print in all its full glory. She doesnt even say bye, she just gets on her train and dips. 2 mins later she texts me that she no longer wants to persue us. Im like "Cool, ok"

When you went to pinch her stomach and she stepped back, it sounds like she's playing games like someone else said. But if you slid your hand in her pants then you're a fool.
 
When you went to pinch her stomach and she stepped back, it sounds like she's playing games like someone else said. But if you slid your hand in her pants then you're a fool.
I agree!

I was in no way trying to, it’s just the way my hand fell. It all happen in mere seconds. It wasnt full cheek more top cheek. Her pants were baggy enough that only that keeping them were her hips. I apologized both times but after my hand got stuck I was expecting slap. She would tense up anytime I complimented her physical appearance.
 
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