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Getting that awkward FB chat.Originally Posted by the12the22the32the4
Here's how you know:Originally Posted by WISEPHAROAH
The real question is what constitutes a downgrade versus an upgrade. Looks, personality, ambition, money what? There is no such thing as a upgrade or a down grade.
You know it's a downgrade when she tries to throw it in your face every chance she gets when she sees you for a couple weeks, but then in a month she starts calling you again, even though she still tries to act like she upgraded when she's in public. Basically, if she fronts, she downgraded - if she never says a word to you again, she upgraded.
Everything is an upgrade or a downgrade - if there were no such things, there would be no breakups in the first place. No reason to switch it up if there are just lateral moves with no possibility to improve/upgrade.
"...So, how've you been?"
"Smashing. My new girl has dat mass & them tig ols. How's the itty bitty titty committee treating you?"