I hate condoms....Vol - I was spoiled for two years with a girl who was on the pill....

Just to clear things up, I was originally asking for suggestions for other condoms to use. I would never hit raw with a random broad, too many risks involved.
 
I just found out that my girl has been cheating on me and I have to say that I will miss it. For the last 2.5 years I have gone commando. She was never was onthe pill. She Mexican so she did not believe in it ( i think it was the catholic thing). All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle. Whenit's the "HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER" I just use the shooting range or when ever I dont fell like all the politicing with the misses.
 
Originally Posted by thenewjs

I just found out that my girl has been cheating on me and I have to say that I will miss it.

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Safe to say she won't be your Valentine
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Strap up and get out there
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All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across theroom...needless to say I didnt get out in time
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Response was ..."oops"
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seems like a ALWAYS find a way to tear condoms. not just rip em, i'm talkin destroy em. finally ol girl got on the pill, but i still pull out. youcan't trust girls no more
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LOL not even!!! i was just curious about y a young woman would need to use lube... you reading too far into it...seriously
 
Originally Posted by thenewjs

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.
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I used to think this too when I was an amateur.


It is NOT that simple or easy. Hell I've seen pornstars pull a quick draw McGraw before so unless you're superman you can't control it all thetime. However, I'm closing in on perfecting my Dirk Diggler technique.
 
Man it gets so tempting sometimes, but I am making to much money to play with my life like that.
 
try a non-latex condom. its a whole different feeling. they are expensive and can be hard to find since its only like 3 different ones.
 
Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
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Response was ..."oops"
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Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
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Response was ..."oops"
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if my chick did that. i'd beat the dog %$+% outta her !%+. then i'd dragher !%+ to the pharmacy & make her buy that damn Plan B.

i'd be damned if i get trapped into havin a kid
 
Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
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Response was ..."oops"
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if my chick did that. i'd beat the dog %$+% outta her !%+. then i'd drag her !%+ to the pharmacy & make her buy that damn Plan B.

i'd be damned if i get trapped into havin a kid

u know i dont want ne kids
 
Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
smh.gif


Response was ..."oops"
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Its happened to me before... I took her to get that plan b and made her take it in front of me drinking a huge figi... wanted to make sure the water did itspart... I just posted with her for the next 3hrs to make sure there was no purging going on
 
Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
smh.gif


Response was ..."oops"
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if my chick did that. i'd beat the dog %$+% outta her !%+. then i'd drag her !%+ to the pharmacy & make her buy that damn Plan B.

i'd be damned if i get trapped into havin a kid
u know i dont want ne kids


we all know damn well you're the same person
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you outted yourself weeks ago.
 
Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
smh.gif


Response was ..."oops"
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Its happened to me before... I took her to get that plan b and made her take it in front of me drinking a huge figi... wanted to make sure the water did its part... I just posted with her for the next 3hrs to make sure there was no purging going on
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on military post status

I did the same thing not too long ago, made chick read them instructions to me WORD for WORD
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Originally Posted by Nako XL

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
smh.gif


Response was ..."oops"
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if my chick did that. i'd beat the dog %$+% outta her !%+. then i'd drag her !%+ to the pharmacy & make her buy that damn Plan B.

i'd be damned if i get trapped into havin a kid
u know i dont want ne kids
we all know damn well you're the same person
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you outted yourself weeks ago.


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im his girlfriend...i took his old SN
 
Originally Posted by Nako XL

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
smh.gif


Response was ..."oops"
ohwell.gif

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if my chick did that. i'd beat the dog %$+% outta her !%+. then i'd drag her !%+ to the pharmacy & make her buy that damn Plan B.

i'd be damned if i get trapped into havin a kid
u know i dont want ne kids
we all know damn well you're the same person
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you outted yourself weeks ago.

aiite lemme break this down to you once again

EB & Thug are both my SNs. But i got banned for a month w/ thug, so i thought i'd be slick & make a new one. I didnt even think it'd getapproved, but it did. So now i have two. But my girl was bugging me bout gettin her a sn. being all lazy & %*!! not wantin 2 do it herself, so i just lether use thugnificence. Thas y u always see her quotin my posts & responding to me.
 
Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
smh.gif


Response was ..."oops"
ohwell.gif

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Its happened to me before... I took her to get that plan b and made her take it in front of me drinking a huge figi... wanted to make sure the water did its part... I just posted with her for the next 3hrs to make sure there was no purging going on
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on military post status

I did the same thing not too long ago, made chick read them instructions to me WORD for WORD
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Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by Seymore CAKE

Originally Posted by Thugnificence

Originally Posted by theone2401

All you have to do is know how to control your desert eagle.

Yo....what about if you get set up......she was on top I told her to chill and get off.....chick just plopped down I almost threw her across the room...needless to say I didnt get out in time
smh.gif


Response was ..."oops"
ohwell.gif

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Its happened to me before... I took her to get that plan b and made her take it in front of me drinking a huge figi... wanted to make sure the water did its part... I just posted with her for the next 3hrs to make sure there was no purging going on
roll.gif
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on military post status

I did the same thing not too long ago, made chick read them instructions to me WORD for WORD
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damn i love that gif.
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but i can one up you
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