if ben baller wasn't so short, he'd be ben taller.

[hella handsome]

Originally Posted by DimesLikeHefner

If they had invented Facebook, they would have invented Facebook

What you did there.... "I seen't it"

 

[airforce1king]

Posting for later...

 

[moe fab uafa]

If Sasha Vujacic told the cops you had assault rifles he'd be an ATM
If Amy Winehouse were an alcoholic she'd be Amy Winehouse
If MJ were a skater he'd be Michael Boardin'
If Drew Brees never bathed he'd be Drew Fleas
If Drew Brees escaped prison he'd be Drew Flees

 

[freeze]

if snow white was a virgin, she'd be snow tight..

if johnny knoxville was a drug dealer he's be johnny gotpills

if kobe was a jedi he'd be kobe wan kenobi

if lil wayne had an alter-ego it would be wil layne

if bill gates was in construction he'd be build gates

if winnie the pooh wore a yamaka he'd be winnie the jew (don't ban me Meth lol, not trying to be offensive, this popped in my head, i thought it was funny, easily removable, let me kno)

if Ron Artest really wanted to rap, he'd be the Wrong Artist

 

[soversotowel]

when brian pumper drops a duece he's brian dumper

 

[skip0011]

If jack sparrow was egyptian he'd be jack pharoah.

 

[sohi 23]

some of these have me in tears

 

[Humbled]

that gif scared the hell outta me

 

[budgetballin]

If Captain Planet took his top off at the Super Bowl he'd be Captain Janet

 

[do work son]

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

that gif scared the hell outta me

im sayin though. i'm minding my own business scrollin down and that $%^& caught me off guard

 

[ricky409]

if dirtylicious was out with the ladies, he'd be Flirtylicious

if you poke fun at Method Man, he becomes Method Ban

if Rick Ross was good for your teeth, he'd be Rick Floss

if DCAllAmerican wasnt as good, he'd be DCAllConference

if Anton Lavey was before June, he'd be Anton LeMay

if scshift was narcotic, he'd be Best-GreenPiff

if mastamind89 won the race looking good, he'd be fastamindeighty-fine

if Brolic Scholar like to shop, he'd be Brolic maller

if WITNESSkb was Lebron, he'd be QuitnessLB

if pookieman was in the bathroom, he'd be Dookieman

if veryanalytical wasnt paying attention, he'd be sortaanalytical

 

[durantula]

"if kobe bryant grew back his fro, he'd be fro-be giant."

How did noone see this, lmao im done.

 

[mycoldyourdone]

if drake was a car part he would be brake.

if lil wayne was taller he would just be wayne

if kanye was a no he would be kanay

if lamar odom was smart he would be lamar osmart

if lebron james swithced the first letters of his names he would be jebron lames

 

[hella handsome]

Originally Posted by do work son

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

that gif scared the hell outta me

im sayin though. i'm minding my own business scrollin down and that $%^& caught me off guard

 

[kramer]

Originally Posted by ricky409

if dirtylicious was out with the ladies, he'd be Flirtylicious

if you poke fun at Method Man, he becomes Method Ban

if Rick Ross was good for your teeth, he'd be Rick Floss

if DCAllAmerican wasnt as good, he'd be DCAllConference

if Anton Lavey was before June, he'd be Anton LeMay

if scshift was narcotic, he'd be Best-GreenPiff

if mastamind89 won the race looking good, he'd be fastamindeighty-fine

if Brolic Scholar like to shop, he'd be Brolic maller

if WITNESSkb was Lebron, he'd be QuitnessLB

if pookieman was in the bathroom, he'd be Dookieman

if veryanalytical wasnt paying attention, he'd be sortaanalytical

My man is on a roll tonight

  

 

[lmnopzzz]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Ground King

if based god was a fish, he'd be based cod.

discuss

#ThankYouBasedCod

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[tecca nena]

If rebecca black made a song about the work day, she'd be rebecca white

If bone went to college and studied the stars, they'd be bone thugs in astronomy

If lil wayne was chinese, he'd be lil wang

If puff daddy went into body building, he'd be buff daddy


If manny fresh tasted like a pig,  he'd be hammy flesh

If Daryl hall and john oates got into the business of transportating water
 vehicles, they'd be "haulin boats"

If duncan macLeod was gay, he'd be the guy lander

 

[jm9312]

Originally Posted by Punishya

If lebron james won 6 championships he'd be Michael Jordan.

  

 

[P A Z]

If Dave Chappele were like water he'd be Wave Chapelle
If Eminem became handicap he'd be Partial Mathers
If Kobe Bryant grew taller he'd be Kobe Giant

 

[you big dummy]

 

[ground king]

if you big dummy ate some poisonous pork and died, he'd be new pig mummy.

if kobe bryant paid a lawyer, he'd be kobe client.

if amy winehouse loved doing math, she'd be amy sinehouse.

if amy winehouse was fused with a pig and a rat, she'd be amy swinemouse.

if gary oak jizzed in his pants, he'd be gary soak.

if jack johnson did something to his name, he'd be john jackson.

if jesus had to write an essay, he'd be thesus.

if lance armstrong had strong arms, he'd be lance strongarm.

if lance armstrong carried a lance with strong arms, he'd be arm lancestrong.

if lance armstrong was checking you out, he'd be glance armstrong.

if henz0 turned into a writing utencil, he'd be penz0.

 

[stonedface]

If trolling wasn't free you'd be tolling

 

[Humbled]

Originally Posted by Ground King

if jesus had to write an essay, he'd be thesus.

if henz0 turned into a writing utencil, he'd be penz0.

 

[ground king]

 

[robpzee612]

If CM Punk was an animal,he'd be CM Skunk