if ben baller wasn't so short, he'd be ben taller.

If the Golden State Warriors made a cameo appearance in a final destination movie, they'd be Golden Fate Warriors
 
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Ban that dude ^

If ME NO PASS never posted those , he would be YES I PASS
 
hmm....

if niketalk was an animal it would be nike hawk

if niketalk died via stingray, it would be crickey talk

if charles barkley became white he be gnarles barkley

If Jay-Z made a weed strain it would be Hay-Z

If Lil B was in Austin Powers he would have a mini-B

quit.
 
If Stephen Curry was in a rush, he'd be Stephen Hurry.
If 2pac drove limousines, he'd be 2pac chauffeur.
If Biggie owned a cellphone company, he'd be Biggie calls.
If Beyonce was asked to be married, she'd be fiance...
 
If Ray Allen wore sunglasses, he'd be Ray Ban
If Kurt Angle formed a band with 98 Degree, they'll be 98 Degree Angle
If Kurt Angle transformed into a kitten with three legs, he'd be Acute triangle
If Dat Phan owned an gardening tool, he'd be Dat Ho
If Dat Phan worked out, he'd be Dat Mass
If Reggie Miller played football, he'd be Reggie Bush
 
If Kobe Bryant was a pr0nstar, he'd be PIITB Bryant.
If Kobe Bryant was a pr0nstar, he'd CamelToe B. Bryant
If Kobe Bryant was a hair product, he'd be Souldglo-be Bryant.
If Oprah was a dish, she'd be deep fried okra winfrey
If Oprah was to pose for playboy, she'd be No-Bra Winfrey
If Oprah was to deny sex from someone, she'd Hell-No-Bruh! Winfrey
If Oprah was to move to Ohio, she'd be Oprah Winfree
 
If Bobby Flay was a fish, he'd be fish filet
If Dwyane Wade was from a different world, he'd be Dwayne Wayne
If Vivica A. Fox was in her fifties, she'd be Vivica A. Cougar
If Bow Wow was Indian, he'd be Pow Wow
If The Black Keys were flattened, they'd be The White Keys
If a zygote never matures into a fetus, it'd be a diegote
If Nintendo merged with Microsoft, they'd be Wintendo
If the Real World wasn't scripted, it'd be Real Boring
If the Maid of Honor $*$!## the groom, she'd be made of balls
If Halle Berry was a fruit, she'd be blackberry
If Nicki Minaj never let Lil Wayne hit, she'd just be Nicki, deux.
 
If swizz beats was a food he'd be swizz cheese.

If R Kelly owned a store he'd be called R Deli

If Edgar Allen Poe had alot of knowledge he'd be Edgar Allen Know

If a horse got uppercuted it'd be a giraffe
 
If a gamin stayed in bed all day, he'd be a lazy boy.
If a gamin liked another gamin, they'd be gay men.
If a gamin got a girl pregnant, he would swear he isn't the father.
 
if bill o'reilly was a coyote he'd be bill o'wille e

if dom kennedy practiced holistic medicine he'd be dom remedy

if kate upton gained a ton of weight she'd be kate upton

if rihanna liked to swallow her real name would be gobblin plenty

if joseph ducreux was a janitor in england he'd be joseph duloo

if henz0 sold rims he'd be lorenz0

if osama bin laden was a CIA agent he'd be tim osman
 
if 50 cent had a dollar he'd be a dollar and 50 cents.

if the titanic was big, it'd be gigantic.

if fight club wasn't about violence, it'd be called right club.

if pursuit of happyness was about doing math homework under a maple tree, it'd be called square root to sappyness.

if iron man was jealous all the time he'd be mirin' man.

if toy story was a gay porno, it'd be called boy story.

if allen iverson practiced kung-fu, he'd be shaolin iverson.

if javale mcgee urinated, he'd be javale mcpee.

if rebecca black liked punching guys in the pelvis, she'd be rebecca sack.

if diary of a wimpy kid was filmed underwater, it'd be called diary of a shrimpy squid.
 
Originally Posted by tecca nena

If rebecca black made a song about the work day, she'd be rebecca white

If lil wayne was chinese, he'd be lil wang
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Originally Posted by Ground King

if 50 cent had a dollar he'd be a dollar and 50 cents.

if the titanic was big, it'd be gigantic.

if fight club wasn't about violence, it'd be called right club.

if pursuit of happyness was about doing math homework under a maple tree, it'd be called square root to sappyness.

if iron man was jealous all the time he'd be mirin' man.

if toy story was a gay porno, it'd be called boy story.

if allen iverson practiced kung-fu, he'd be shaolin iverson.

if javale mcgee urinated, he'd be javale mcpee.

if rebecca black liked punching guys in the pelvis, she'd be rebecca sack.

if diary of a wimpy kid was filmed underwater, it'd be called diary of a shrimpy squid.
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Posted repeats? forgetful !%% fool lol
 
If Mobb Deep had a tendency to hibernate, they'd be Mobb Sleep
If Jay-Z transformed into a toll road, he'd be Jay-Fee

If Lil Bow Wow was raised by Native Americans, he'd be Lil Powwow

If Lil Wayne was a brand of macaroni, he'd be Cheesy F Baby

If the Wu-Tang Clan were sold at ikea, they be the Wu-Tang fan

If J. Cole produced and sold fresh fruit, he'd be J. Dole
 
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