if ben baller wasn't so short, he'd be ben taller.

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by myselfonline

hmmm, let me try

If Ground King had no legs, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King Fell, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King owned a lot of land, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King came from royalty, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King was put into a grinder, he'd be Ground King

If Ground King played checkers, he'd be Ground King

 

[ground king]

if the godfather was a soft material he'd be the wadfather

if kim kardashian became fat, she'd be kim lardashian

if kim kardashian became anorexic, she'd be slim kardashian

if patrick bateman touched himself, he'd be master bateman

if frank lucas's thang smelled, he'd be stank lucas

if eminem was a little sissy, he'd be feminine

if fat joe wasn't fat, he'd be average joe

if e-40 actually tried to lose weight, he'd be e-sporty

if rick ross was squished by a falling object he'd be thick sauce

if robin turned evil, he'd be robbin'

if batman laid an egg, he'd be shatman

if spiderman was getting plowed, he'd be widerman

 

[seniosoul]

if there is an after life, then this is officially not real life.

 

[mf doomer]

If Niketalk had legs it'll be Nikewalk.

 

[balloonoboy]

If you were about that life but got shot in the ab, you'd be out this life.

 

[el producto79]

Originally Posted by i just got lucky

If Oprah was a dish, she'd be deep fried okra winfrey
If Oprah was to pose for playboy, she'd be No-Bra Winfrey
If Oprah was to deny sex from someone, she'd Hell-No-Bruh! Winfrey

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Ground King

if pursuit of happyness was about doing math homework under a maple tree, it'd be called square root to sappyness.

  

 

[based mod]

If the rapper Busta Rhymes had big breasts, he'd be Busty Rhymes.

 

[rolaholic]

Originally Posted by Ground King


if javale mcgee urinated, he'd be javale mcpee.

 

[lukewarm skywalker]

This thread is full of potential back-up SNs, good ones too...

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[soyerwill]

If Kobe was a dog, he would be Air Bud? No... 

 

[timbo109]

If waka flocka flame became the olympics, he'd be named waka flocka games.

 

[icekickz89]

If Jlo had no legs, she'd be Jlow

 

[vprbullet]

If Cee Lo Green was a billionaire, he'd be Cee No Green

 

[ground king]

if luke skywalker was a hypebeast, he'd be luke flywalker.

 

[balloonoboy]

If "oh you mad, cuz i'm stylin' on you" was about child support, it'd be "oh you mad, cuz i'm filin' on you"

 

[soversotowel]

Originally Posted by balloonoboy

If "oh you mad, cuz i'm stylin' on you" was about child support, it'd be "oh you mad, cuz i'm filin' on you"

thats gold