If you could go on a date with your fav celeb

[airjapan707]

Originally Posted by Lstylez23

Eva mendes
go out to dinner and drinks
slip her a roofie
have my way with her body

no different then any other date...

Dude you just wrote down my post almost exactly word for word 

 

[yngsimba.sneakershoebox]

Originally Posted by AirJapan707

Originally Posted by Lstylez23

Eva mendes
go out to dinner and drinks
slip her a roofie
have my way with her body

no different then any other date...

Dude you just wrote down my post almost exactly word for word 

 

[pimpu316]

sarah silverman. 
go different places and mess with people

 

[hymen man]

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

^i'm convinced its something wrong with dude mentally. dude must get rejected 24/7

You didnt see his thread where she turned her back to him at a 'meet and greet pic' thing? $**% was hilarious

i need to read this, post a link

 

[hombrelobo]

Originally Posted by scshift

^ who is that?

Natalie Portman my man.

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by hombrelobo

Originally Posted by scshift

^ who is that?

Natalie Portman my man.

whoa I didn't recognize her at all, that pic is actually better than her other ones, she looks older

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Jessica Alba -- I would try to sweep her off her feet..

 

[cant break the unbreakable]

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

^i'm convinced its something wrong with dude mentally. dude must get rejected 24/7

You didnt see his thread where she turned her back to him at a 'meet and greet pic' thing? $**% was hilarious

SpeakUp23 wrote:

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WhatsLosinLike wrote:

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^i'm convinced its something wrong with dude mentally. dude must get rejected 24/7

She LITERALLY does hate me though 

 

Post/Story behind this???

 

[awon23]

Zoe Saldana 

I'd pick her up and bring her some flowers.

Sit courtside at the Lakers game.

Wine and dine her at Fleming's.

Romance the @*#% outta her.

Take her to the beach, and walk the shore by moonlight.

PUT A DAMN RING ON IT.

Proceed to make love on the beach.

Yes, I'm a simp for her.

 

[truthgetsbusy]

Rosa Acosta

Invite her over to watch a movie and have some drinks
Get comfy on the couch
Start talking a mix of 3/4s pimpery, 1/4th simpery
Proceed to smash
Go out to buy ice cream at grocery store
Come back, eat the dessert, smash again
Go to sleep
Wake up and smash
Tell her cook me some breakfast
Eat my cheese eggs and send her home
Never call her again!

 

[jj jumpman 23]

Originally Posted by Club 27

Originally Posted by whyhellothere

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i'd probably f it up by being too forward/begging to lick her toes

ive PMed you about this before and ill say it again

i would seriously fight you for this chick.

and you would not win!!!!!

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my lust for her is too strong

Isn't that Karen from the Office? 

 

[sweetz12]

jessica alba 4 years ago

or vida guerra 4 years ago

 

[tml09]

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[kramer]

I can never decide on who I would take, there's some cute women in here though. And I was kinda hopin Speakup would chime in here

 

[pftjordans]

when i was 16...

when i was 21...

when i was 26...

... now....

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The circle is now complete

 

[wisepharoah]

I'd take Halle and Paula Patton out on a date TOGETHER at the Ritz in Beverly Hills. I'd start the day with a good breakfast and great conversation splitting my attention and seduction between the both of them and egging each other on complimenting each other on there beauty and how similar they look. My main focus would be creating some type of "gay energy" between the two of them so they reach a level of attraction. Right when I feel the the level of "gay energy" is ripe I will swiftly take both of them away in a 1962 Ferrari GTO which is a two seater and would force them to sit on one anothers lap. I'd swiftly dart us to the coast in which I'd have a large Cabana set up on the beach with drinks,fruit and psychadelics and we would partake in all of these delicacies and I'd wait for my seed of "gay energy" to sprout in which I'd watch them gently make love to each other and then join them in a complete fit of passion with a hint of barbaric rage. Not knowing which one to finish in, I'd finish in them both and therefore be the father of both of there second child's. I then would raise these children which I pray would be girls into the "most amazing women the world has ever known" completely able to have the world in the palm of there hands. After years and years of intense training in the arts of seduction, and Metaphysical sciences I would release these Queens upon the earth and they would bring daddy back great wealth and gifts........

 

[murkn3m]

nuff said

 

[kramer]

^^ You've put alot of thought into this

 

[rick2345]

To many of you trying to get at my girl Ann (Rashida Jones) from Parks and Recreation

So ill go with:

 

 

 

 

 

[Shanegerous]

jessica alba....stay in and watch movies....even if she had the herp

 

[celticsfan9783]

Alyssa Milano

she's a Yanks fan so I'd take her to a BoSox game to break the ice by playfully arguing baseball
catch a late dinner in North End...dessert at Joey Bovas or Mike's Pastry
swing by a carnival, win her a teddy bear then finger blast her on the ferris wheel
take her back home to the hot tub jersey shore style
offer her a massage and pampering til she feels me poking her in the back
take it inside and get it on in the shower

 

[illmaticsoulchild]

She already knows...

 

[zerogravity23]

Anne Hathaway hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

 

[cant break the unbreakable]

Originally Posted by hymen man

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

^i'm convinced its something wrong with dude mentally. dude must get rejected 24/7

You didnt see his thread where she turned her back to him at a 'meet and greet pic' thing? $**% was hilarious

i need to read this, post a link

http://niketalk.com/topic/289624/Being-ugly-unappreciation-Vol-nah-man-we-dont-love-you