If You Could Have 4 Wives, What Would Their Professions Be (so you could slack off)?

[mojodmonky1]

Originally Posted by iYen


UFC fighter-so we can fight each other and release our sexual tension.
  

wait what?  seriously?

you would really want a wife that could destroy you if yall got into a fight?

 

[iYen]

Originally Posted by Mojodmonky1

Originally Posted by iYen


UFC fighter-so we can fight each other and release our sexual tension.
  

wait what?  seriously?

you would really want a wife that could destroy you if yall got into a fight?

Why not?
I wouldn't pick a fight with her.
Plus nobody's gonna mess with my fictional wife if they know that she can beat them up.

 

[sillyputty]

Originally Posted by 504 D1 Prospect

Originally Posted by Nako XL

i was gonna answer seriously but I think the op nailed it.

this but ill take her over anything  

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler [+]

Spoiler

 

Son.
You win. 

 

[dougpe]

Pornstar
Stripper
Super Model
Oprah

 

[whywesteppin]

- Porn Star
- Stripper
- Prostitute
- ****** prostitute

just to keep things interesting

 

[celticspride34]

Originally Posted by jimmybeanz

Originally Posted by CelticsPride34

oprah... lets be honest, her only job is being oprah
medical marijuana cultivist
ebay seller... so i can get what i wang with oprah's money
real estate agent

you'd marry oprah for her money....but you're gonna be on ebay looking for deals?

naw... more for geting old Nike's, obscure rare cool things and whatnot... yeahid have a !%$%@ for that

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[hawkflight6]

Billionaire
Chef
Doctor
Model

 

[bogusreality]

Originally Posted by megatron

Originally Posted by 504 D1 Prospect

Originally Posted by Nako XL

i was gonna answer seriously but I think the op nailed it.

this but ill take her over anything  

Spoiler

 

smh dem eyebrows

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by whywesteppin

- Porn Star
- Stripper
- Prostitute
- ****** prostitute

just to keep things interesting

I'm a move in right next to you, just to keep things interesting

 

[scshift]

Originally Posted by Mojodmonky1

Originally Posted by iYen

UFC fighter-so we can fight each other and release our sexual tension.

wait what?  seriously?

you would really want a wife that could destroy you if yall got into a fight?

that would be cool as hell man. Besides, I'm not too shabby at MMA and UFC myself... give me 3 months of training and I'll drop my wife

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I'm a move in right next to you, just to keep things interesting

Talking about keeping things interesting, give me the aforementioned 3 months of training, and I could take YOU too.

 

[asianplayer]

Doctor
Dentist
Movie Star
Music Artist

 

[biggie62]

Doctor
Equities Trader
Chef
Nutritionist/fitness guru

 

[Peep Game]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by Peep Game

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Physician (surgeons

+ smart kids)
Supermodel (keep the others from getting fat

)
Professional chef (healthy gourmet dishes everyday

)
Engineer/Inventor/Business owner (income + smart kids)

I don't agree with a lot of your posts.
But when I do, they look like that.

Most of your posts I notice is you agreeing with me then saying you don't agree with a lot of my posts, something's not adding up.

I was showing love to Dos Equis

 

[whywesteppin]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by whywesteppin

- Porn Star
- Stripper
- Prostitute
- ****** prostitute

just to keep things interesting

I'm a move in right next to you, just to keep things interesting

No... I think you missed the part in bold.
You're moving in with me.

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by whywesteppin

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by whywesteppin

- Porn Star
- Stripper
- Prostitute
- ****** prostitute

just to keep things interesting

I'm a move in right next to you, just to keep things interesting

No... I think you missed the part in bold.
You're moving in with me.

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by Mojodmonky1

that would be cool as hell man. Besides, I'm not too shabby at MMA and UFC myself... give me 3 months of training and I'll drop my wife

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I'm a move in right next to you, just to keep things interesting

Talking about keeping things interesting, give me the aforementioned 3 months of training, and I could take YOU too.

Hmm, I dunno man it's going to take a high pain threshold, kegel exercises and a lot of lube to take me.

 

[whywesteppin]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by scshift

Originally Posted by Mojodmonky1

that would be cool as hell man. Besides, I'm not too shabby at MMA and UFC myself... give me 3 months of training and I'll drop my wife

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I'm a move in right next to you, just to keep things interesting

Talking about keeping things interesting, give me the aforementioned 3 months of training, and I could take YOU too.

Hmm, I dunno man it's going to take a high pain threshold, kegel exercises and a lot of lube to take me.

 

 

[marcelwuzhere]

Man I would rather have four baby mamas then four wives. real talk!

 

[lebronh8er]

Chef
Teacher
Doctor
Lawyer