If you could write a letter to your 15 year-old self...

-DO YOUR WORK...turns out, HS is easy as f*^%
-try out for baseball...before its too late
-get into IT or something, because knowing you you gonna waste your time changing your major 3 times just to end with that...
-meet more ppl, and dont be afraid to take that leap, because 95% of the girls in your class are going to be fat and/or preggo w/i a year of graduation.


Signed,

the 22 yr old you

P.S. Attached is a list of all the girls that were/are goin in HS....the ones that ended up coming out years later as having a crush on you are indicated by the (*).
 
-DO YOUR WORK...turns out, HS is easy as f*^%
-try out for baseball...before its too late
-get into IT or something, because knowing you you gonna waste your time changing your major 3 times just to end with that...
-meet more ppl, and dont be afraid to take that leap, because 95% of the girls in your class are going to be fat and/or preggo w/i a year of graduation.


Signed,

the 22 yr old you

P.S. Attached is a list of all the girls that were/are goin in HS....the ones that ended up coming out years later as having a crush on you are indicated by the (*).
 
Sup 15 year old self

-Continue to study hard, +#+! isnt that hard once you start understanding the basic
-Dont stick with your High School friends at College, get into a new click.
-Join some college clubs and be +%!*%%! social
-Don't be so #!#%!@# shy
-Workout it +%!*%%! pays off later
-Stick to learning the paino its not as gay as you think. Once you pro you can some old school tunes to chicks
-Find a causal job and make money
-Be more +%!*%%! independent.  
-Swagger up.
-If this still leads to the same happenings, remember in 10' after your ENGGEN204 english skills test which you ace,  there is going to be a dime chick without rides on her bus card, #!#%!@# ball up and offer her on.
 
Sup 15 year old self

-Continue to study hard, +#+! isnt that hard once you start understanding the basic
-Dont stick with your High School friends at College, get into a new click.
-Join some college clubs and be +%!*%%! social
-Don't be so #!#%!@# shy
-Workout it +%!*%%! pays off later
-Stick to learning the paino its not as gay as you think. Once you pro you can some old school tunes to chicks
-Find a causal job and make money
-Be more +%!*%%! independent.  
-Swagger up.
-If this still leads to the same happenings, remember in 10' after your ENGGEN204 english skills test which you ace,  there is going to be a dime chick without rides on her bus card, #!#%!@# ball up and offer her on.
 
PUT THE WEED DOWN! the end
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Dear Young Brad,

Be patient.

People come around.

Simp when you feel like you need to. It's the only way to learn.

Don't go to Pizza Hut after dropping off your sister to get her hair braided. Just go home.

That girl you meet next summer, enjoy every @+++$%# second with her. First love only comes once, man.

Take better care of your iPods and cell phones.

Cop a Seattle Sonics Durant Swingman. Thank me later.

- Old Brad.
 
Dear Young Brad,

Be patient.

People come around.

Simp when you feel like you need to. It's the only way to learn.

Don't go to Pizza Hut after dropping off your sister to get her hair braided. Just go home.

That girl you meet next summer, enjoy every @+++$%# second with her. First love only comes once, man.

Take better care of your iPods and cell phones.

Cop a Seattle Sonics Durant Swingman. Thank me later.

- Old Brad.
 
lets see...

She's not worth it, focus on basketball
develop a left hand
look into IT
try harder in college
Your sons are awesome

Love 28 yr old Los
 
lets see...

She's not worth it, focus on basketball
develop a left hand
look into IT
try harder in college
Your sons are awesome

Love 28 yr old Los
 
Dear Jordan,

You don't realize it, but your father is making you one very strong man...

...in time, he'll be your best friend.

Keep grindin' little homie...
 
Dear Jordan,

You don't realize it, but your father is making you one very strong man...

...in time, he'll be your best friend.

Keep grindin' little homie...
 
Take running start.. free college courses man
Get into that program you wanted and you'll be set for life
save up as much as you can, even though your checks are like 80 bucks
shes gon do you dirty in the end... smash every vagina that comes across during those 2 years
dont buy that car.. you got got
 
Take running start.. free college courses man
Get into that program you wanted and you'll be set for life
save up as much as you can, even though your checks are like 80 bucks
shes gon do you dirty in the end... smash every vagina that comes across during those 2 years
dont buy that car.. you got got
 
-Train harder you won't regret it
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-Get better grades you won't regret it
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-Take advantage of every single opportunity you get with females
-Stay away from the "FRIEND ZONE"
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-SAVE
-Don't spend money on frivolous stuff
-Tell Mom not to get carried away with all the money she will be getting off the house
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-Train harder you won't regret it
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-Get better grades you won't regret it
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-Take advantage of every single opportunity you get with females
-Stay away from the "FRIEND ZONE"
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-SAVE
-Don't spend money on frivolous stuff
-Tell Mom not to get carried away with all the money she will be getting off the house
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-stop spending so much $$$ on colorful sneakers, jerseys and hats..
-amp up your school portfolio
-work out a little harder
&
Carpe Diem
 
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