Im bored...lets Keystyle $*#&$'s

ayohov

Banned
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Drank in my tank, off grapes I'm fully loaded
If he dont play his cards right let the tooly fold him
Let the messenger tell the hood he owed him
Hear he was sellin good and smoked him
I done seen *@+% that a make a n____ chill
Just 'cause he a gangsta dont make a n____ real
My whip is my b____ and I want hot wheels
Just bought her new shoes, 24's high heels
Slide through, scrape peaches n cream
Im in my dream car like I sleep with the keys
Street knowledge, learn to huslte, teach it to fiends
Tryna reverse the struggle, think like a King
But my rims so big that it make the whip lean
Drove it to the baker told him paint it whip cream
Four 15's tryna make the whip scream
N____ what you mean? Take trips to switch scenes, please...
 
Pep talk for beginners, drugs for sinners while eyein ya spouse,
come home and ill treat bisquit like bad waiters, its on the house/

Ayo

It's a wrap for you dudes and boost will brag for a reason,
truth is yall best raps come during the holiday season/
The game im beastin, fire breathin, yall cant stop my sting,
guns w/ infareds like defected 360's nothin but red rings/
That thorobred KING, got brooklyn on ya back with a lean,
you beating me? Let biggie smalls know it was all a dream/
Red carpet flow, watch me at ya album release party drops,
toast to ya chest now you can have ya ribs on the rocks/
Who said hot box? Do you really wanna spar with the kid,
last victim can't swim now because hes missing critical limbs/
Every verse is a gem, wordplay shine bright with a gleem,
while givin you a platter of slugs but I dont mean french cuisine/
Fox Hound is the team, my crew run deep but im solid snake,
below my waste, Im the reason ya girl always licks her plate/
Now do you wanna go on another date? I just drop her calls,
no espn, boost givin yall a sweet 16 like college basketball/
 
Hey this guy isn't Free the Chief
This guy trying to take over Keystyles tryna start some beef
welll I'm a hungary MC so I'm sure to eat
What's your name AYO I guess you already ate the meat
Preceeded by HOV gay as Weezy be
it's cool your all the same to me, Yoru a lames to me
No game to me, While me, I'm Milton like Bradley be
Your more Like Shawn, I'm more like Shawn
Carter rocking out with a brand new starter
I would try harder but to me yoru a Marter
So kill yourself for the good of the game
Call Allah don't matter Kufi get smacked the Same
The Nation can't protect you, Bowtie flow has slept you
I guess your Next to, Catch a quick 16 like one more in tech do
I already done best you, I'll teach you with the vest do
Just make me aim a little higher like a kid with no hops and the nets do
 
This ain't even real but I'm down for some practice
Sick in the head, for real ya can't touch my madness
I would say I'd let you perform in my place vicariously
But MJ used that word tonight almost carelessly
Friday night rhymin, naw it's into Saturday
Rest for a few hours, then it's on, okkk?
Ha, this stuff ain't makin sense, it's called psychobabble
Like playin a schizophrenic patient in a game of scrabble
Time to focus, enlist, and put my mind to the keys
Beautifully orchestrating lines like it's a breeze
I will not kill myself sir theo for that would be lame
My legend is just beginning to the top of the game
Hov and Weezy, please that's like comparin Paperboy and Jeezy
That beef is sick right there, but word to feelin queasy
This short sprint has ended with beads of sweat absent
No effort really needed when disposing you excrements
 
keystyle friday, most of yall are wack
i be like Nas's song and bring it back
i find your girl and say aye h__ lets go
i get her more cheesin than ayoHOV
why talk with guns? theres no point cause you lose
i put my rap game in 7th gear cause i love Boost (nh)
call me bleach cause if you mess with me you'll dye
im way ahead of my god dam time, you can call me Fry
call me conceited but eff Lupe for life its ME FOR LIFE
i aint never gon give you a chance, call me shady 4 life

explanation later if you dude cant get it...
 
So...a N___ like me..Come through straight creepin,
Silence these dudes so they no longer speakin,
information they leakin
wrench to they neck stops the faucet from squeekin'
Superior to mario with the pipes he keepin'
So nice with the freestyle, keystyle..
Mavis Beacon
Drop you off in the pool by the pit like im a deacon
watch N's get on the Ghost like Holy, start shreakin'
Straight yellin...
I'm spittin like an escaped fellon
Next line might off ya melon
Beat to a substance, now you jellin
ahem..
But let me switch up nicely
by no means glorifying that, precisely
you know,
goin for the wrist or the neck where the ice be
Hypebeast, lyrical infatuator I might me,
word play catch you later, so i might leave
I might be on my own,
wolf shirt on
N's Be like "Born to roam?"
I clear my throat like "ah ah um"
then I move on, to a higher spot
upper echelon...

Lol...had to warm up with that wack#@%*
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Yo know the name I'll give you fame
put your name in a song,split you like Marcy and Dame
I'm looney you's a toon, strat animated n_____
I'm more like the villians of Anime N___
Call me tri-gun, Yuska, Gohan or Kenshin
Imma call you a chuckie leave you N__'s straight twitchin
Me I'm so Fresh, Grow up to big wood
and you yours so fake, never grew up in the hood
I grew up in a hood, Couple Graffeti sticks
a backpack, some rollarblades and some really nice kicks
We were crazy Kids, No Ghost like Casper
Aids flow to your girl Man I'm such a lucky bastard
We was a Ryhme Mob, no Diamond
More like Ruby in the rough,
You think it's all Rosie got you dudes acting tough
Will I'm a straight Clerk, you going#$+# to mouth
Cuz the *%@% you spit silly, likethe Rabbit came out
So this%%*$%% might have to catch the AfterMath
cuz after that,I'm to sunny to hear shady's crap raps
And MrShoe this is for you two
I'll send a couple bullets to your house and watch it blow up on Youtube
 
Pull out the red carpet 1st time key style
layin down evidence & proof to show he wild
they bout to make movies off my words like the green mile
in the theater you gonna see homies in the aisle
no bathroom breaks pay attention to the lyrical onslaught
on spot i have mc's runnin naked like Martin on pot
come on stop is whats cats tell me when im on top
but when i stop drop they run away like they on cops
Never bought nothing w/ ones check the shoes i copped
Never fought anyone w/ guns check the dudes i fought
some say im materialistic others misogynistic
not my fault me and Don Imus got the same taste in these chicks
haha im justy stylin lying & profilin
being flagrant like ron artest back when he was wylin
i gotta clean this house but NT Im a B R B
this is just practice not the game ask A I V
 
Yo I heard Free the Chief, is from Indiana...isnt that Farm land?
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Beef with me...Imma savage...i cut off your Arms, Hands
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Got plenty guns...you don't wanna see the Arms Blam (BLOAW!!!!)
But my Knuckle Game superior, I'm nice with the Arms...MAN!
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I'm ready to body someone at the NT Summit (who want it?)
If I put the Shotty to his Abdomen, I'll leave him with a EMPTY STOMACH
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Wish they could see me now...
NT Ninjas...They schemeing now...
But I got Dogs with the Pounds like the CLEVELAND BROWNS (WWWOOOOO!!!!!)

I've been known to kick your teeth out your GUM LINE
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So I move with the guns and I TUCK KNIVES
If I spray at your face, I'd be like OHIO STATE they way I BUCK EYES

On the USUAL...I'm so damn BRUTAL
Because I Have No SCRUPLES
Barbaric...From your skull I remove those PUPILS
or do like that Asian Kid in Virginia Tech....I Shoot some PUPILS (no eyes)
 
I'll play nice....

OK, I'm back on point
...I was outta position like Shaq on point
Back, on my rap shhhh... gave __s poems
Gave crack, piff in every track ripped-- that's that
Steel City's champ's just ya everyday blacksmith
Cash-back if I half-spit, and that's fact
I'm guaranteeing it jack, I'ma touch gold plaques
Like, Like.. like that one Midas cat... yeah
Fire gats in the air or fire back
You scared... what the air do to you, toot-a-loo...
Cheers! I'm the heir from here to Tougaloo
I've only dissed two rappers before...I'm 2 for 2...
Shooot...Who knew dude that played ball for the NBA
Could come up out the G and shhh on __s that hate?
Ok.. That's a lesson I sorta learned from Jay-- or Big
Dog, I ball cuz know how to play
I know how they be, they egging me on and shhhh seems
..I'ma crack and %%!% around and hatch inf-beams
If you play me for a chick I'm bird chirpin with the thing
16 Ms or get it from the M-16 (King me...)
...It's a high price if you paying for life
Like...this game is sweet if you playing it right
Treat it like ya wife, lay in it right
I F***EVERY track up like I'm paid for the pipe...riiiiight
I'm probably better than your 6th favorite rapper
I'm just being modest but let's just keep it honest
I'm probably the hottest to ever do the Genesis
And kill it since..shhhh.. Sonic! -- with rhyming sentences
I been climbing fences since my innocence
So when my mama passed I lost my grasp but I promise I'ma finish this
This college shhhh is easy if you seen what I been witnessing
William gotta feel this shhhh, I don't care if ya'll give a damn
This is just a river, dam
...Rilla got flow
River Dance, no beat just T-E-M-po
Read slow... just know I spit it fast when I was writing it
Excuse me if I'm gassed, __ I just got my lighter fixed..

They say Hip-Hop is dead..nope.. I just ain't inspired, shhhh
This is what happens when you take art and HIRE it,
It's on FIRE it depends on what you view it with
Ya'll keep supporting BULLSHHH and we gon stop doing this..
.....I'm a MC with a hammer if they rush me
These __s can't touch me aaaaaaand.....umm... my tool legit
Ha, I be on my "Foolish" since
All my _s mastered Ps, brother, no Foolishness
F*** you, brass knuckles __ tuba fist
Let you school wit fish wit no scuba shhhh to scuba with
I'm NOT done, count the bars, I don't want to
AND I got a billion more, this was just the run through...

Yup, and I'm back on my 1-2
So sit back, kick back if you want to
Click clack.. big straps, what you want dude?
You could say what you want to but I know what you won't do
I gotta do it big....THAT'S on my uncle,
I'ma beast I'ma bring the beach to the jungle,
..Pimpin peep the puzzle
People pulling pistols, popping shhh'll get you pistol whipped and pummeled
P***y....Aye........ I think I got the recipe
I hear em tellin me I got bars like felonies
Hell, as long as T.I.M.E. emailing me
His beats be better, Billboard B can keep selling these
I'm fly enough to make the weather leave,
I might f*** around and paint the Taurus red and make the leather bleed
Eh.. I'd rather leave the paint the same
And rearrange some thangs, give it quake and bang
Hey! who remembers Quake on some middle school computer shhh?
Some shooter shhhh, I want some Quake shhhh to shoot a loser wit
Double barrell aimed at yo chest and you lose a hip
And a lip, slip and go to sleep on some Budda shhh, (inside joke...)
These other __s uterus...
Understand, word of mouth'll get a __ stomped out for talkin ludicrous
I'm Lex Luthor with a ruger, we can do this shhh
And I'm blowing kryp tonight...aight, chuck the dueces Kent..
I'm Peter Parker.....and this is my plan
Climb every obstacle, stand like a man
My shh is fluid in motion, stronger than a rope AND
Rilla got the web in in his hands, ya diggin me?,
I spit that, fresh up off the dock like Hickery
All this "dickery" and f***ng around is pissing me off
Paranoia plus memory loss got me feeling that I really ain't the __ to cross
We're like a Brady family and Rilla's the Moss
Remember the Moss? Now we on Ks..small loss
How I know I'm winning? I can see that ya'll loss
I get high every day @+$!% I'ma never fall off...
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And the next time you diss me Bos,
At least have the courtesy to piss me off.....
__.... you straight SUCK like Lewinsky, Bos
I got that presidential flow like Lewinsky's boss...

B**** I'm back...
 
when I speak believe me its nothin but southern drawl
my motor running but I let them rims crawl
choppa cook a n_ face just call me the chef
he'll be clean at his funeral yea he'll be fresh to death
um 100 I dont hang with ya kind
1 to ya brain ya boys will say you lost yo mind
you weak um speakin the facts
um abusing this child someone call defax
I keep the tool in the hoster
you a lazy boi so Ill leave yo brains slouched on yo sofa
hack the skin off ya face and use it for a cup holder
look I know I aint right so um gone hitcha with the left
man dont make me play kickball with ya F_ chin cleft
leave shells in ya home and bullets in ya temple
aye ill use this razor on ya face and give you a set of dimples
 
Ok Ima go in, this Cake beat got me goin...wit these grapes lol

Beef sparks, I aim between in ya eyes
D#%# in her lips, I dont want the thang between her thighs
Im all about the money with these guys
Leave ya bean refried with these nines
You better throw peace signs
Felines, this n____'s is j-cats, the bay back
And now I got thick clips lookin' like 8 Tracks
Rollin' up Jay-Z's watchin' 'em fade black
The thang clap,
You lookin at the kid who could save rap
Aint nothin' funny, throw a hunnit in ya face
Might look a lil' scrappy but I got money in the bank
I got the money on the tank, I'll come ride where you stay
Tool spray, commited to this *CAKE*
Feelin' miserable, clips hittin' you
B##%$ n_____'s go to pimpin school
And Im the principle, get a clue
Im gettin' hungry like Im fastin'
Im gettin' money, chasin hundreds like it tagged me
Dont ask me for this *CAKE*
You actin' like a fake
Actin' like a snake get me actin' like a ape,
Automatics out the safe
You cant match me blastin' out the gate
I'll toss you in the water and.....*MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, CAKE*
Or get the waves to drag out the lake
I got money on my mind
Money on his grind
I dont even be on the phone unless money's on the line
I spend money all the time, this guaps tossed
I touched down, It's highlight time, like a n____ just got Moss'd
Hot sauce drop Porche, ya b#$## got dropped off
Bop star, left fresh out the game with a high score, HA
Hard to see the guy in the margarita five
Markin' me the guy, haters wantin' me to die
I'ma shine, give a ##%$ if you blink
Put a bullet through ya mind, gives a ##%$ what you think
You aint #$%#in' wit me
Thats why the diamond shine porcelin' pink
And Im forced to be the source of this *CAKE*
Controllin' my fate, gettin' large checks
Crusin' through hard sets
Wit' automatics so big they gotta get smog checks
Moneys first object, the gift and the curse
I'd rather be flippin' a page, then flippin' this work
Hurtin for *CAKE*
Hurtin' ya face, diamonds burstin' in flames
I had thirst for this game before the birth of my name
Thats why I'm cursed to this day
And its all 'cause the m_____f_____...*MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, CAKE*
Stack a mill
No platinum sales
Still platinum deals
Credit cards packin' mill's
Canarys in the ear to match the grill
Pay Jack n Jill to deliver the package sealed
You actin' real, when it comes to grindin' they look old
Im shinin', no jeweles, I make diamonds look dull
Ridin' on a island where the climates luke cold
New doh, new h__'s, fast whip, two toned
Two phones, workers in progress
Lil workin the projects and nah, I aint workin' for my checks
Im workin on ya woman and we workin on live sex
Five bets sayin that she workin' on five sets
I'm sinnin forgive me lord pretty please
Countin' fitty g's, proud of my city streets
Im in the pretty V, cloud of that sticky green
Accountent for the cheese, I aint count it n____a please, too much *CAKE*
Mazyar trulye, Key to the bay
Key to the safe, million dollar face
Leader of the race of this million dollar chase
I got my *MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY, CAKE!*
 
Wlel why not Im' in a writing mood right now....


Baby dont' be so cool is what they tell me
well I'm an outkast there's nothing you can tell me
I don't care if you smell me I'm more Stankania anyway homie
I know they told me, but I come different like Sobe only
The bass been on me, and the chrome been on squeeze
I spit so phony...ehh that's bologny homie
SO walk it out like Boi and Dre be
Scream out two words Like *##* you pay me
Mos def goodfellas had the right idea b
But I'm more than two words I'm a man of Minie
I'm Disney I'm Mickey I'm Spaceman I'm Bizzy
but no shots can get me, Sunshine in the park can lift me
It's just me check all the connections maybe you'll get me
I don't come through all Gaughty, Just come with wordplay like I owned the 40/40
I give you 16 like a +#@#%% on Maury, the look is so Lawry
it's cool it's just me you do you I'll do me
 
I can rhyme
All the time
Making Dollars
Meeting Dimes
Do you think my hair looks fine?
I believe it looks divine!
I learned to rap from the Doctor-Seuss
I'm balling in my Hyundai Veracruz!
I enjoy long walks - and good books
I don't own anything - from the Crooks
But I do have a Castle with a large tower
I keep it in my pants because it's too much power!
I go to sleep with all my beanie babies
You mess with me and i'll bite you and give you rabies!

Wun Luv, Peace homies.
 
My homie said he 2 for 2
Ummm...That's dollar menu
double cheese...negro please
Everybody wanna be the one
But didn't that movie have 2 Jet Li's ?
I could ride a Jet ski and never get wet B
Wayne never on ice....nope no Gretsky
I'm trying to be the first rapper wit a ESPY
shootin' for the stars like Dallas hockey
Dudes wished me luck.....I'm Jeremy Shockey
and if you ain't follow yo....I'm Barbaro
But I won't beat a dead horse
I'll beat a beat like Doug Funny sports
Beatball? Zoning like Tom Petty....Free falllllin'
Form like Marion, how the eff you ballllin'
Tru up the anty.....I'm all in
They bluffin' like BB....I'm calling
They could be Stan Lee and still wouldn't be drawing
guns....pardon my puns
When I take a stab at rap you little dudes are Un
So if I better than Rilla I'm the closest one...One

Damn I'm rusty
like Wallace
Me and Rilla like
Polish and polish
What's the diff....Damn I'm piff
Stromile like "Damn he's swift"
gravedigger like "Damn this shift"
cuz I got him and reaper working OT
I J.Holiday rapper's....get cozy
I got the sawed off if they get nosy
get dropped out our view....they Rosie
Haters don't even hate...they loathe me
I'm Garfield's friend the way I OD
sort of like O Dog with a 40
of OE...stop hating Chauncey
get ya bills up...rappers getting screwed like Phillips
or music in H-town...I Uncle Luke the track face down
*** up....listening to H-town
or some early Kels, when Aaliyah was 12
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I tower over you cowards...I'm Will Ferrell in Elf
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Animal Tactics...

Untamed like hunters fresh game
in the land of the beast, from were the rest came
or rather the best came...
I as in me, remain the same, since i was unchained
not forced upon me, so I take the blame
and with that, i'll take the fame
the portrayal of me, makes it easier to frame
betrayal indeed, makes it easier to flame...
...Get mad...
...Get Sad...
...Get Gone...
-Gift of Gab
makes speakin on me useless, (cause)
the rebuttle so ruthless,
counter attack the evasive act
don't run, imma lay waste to that
curiosity chase the cat
cause they still fail to face the facts..
that i'm real, so ill, rap sheet long like deville
alone seated on a hill, so i instill to kill at will,
the void (ahem) gap i fill, with the ink to the quill
it's instinct on chill, still it sits still, until..
it's set by the seal(window)
...so when the heat come, I brawl..
condensate, unthaw...
silence on the seene
dropped jaws,
they knew it was comin, they had time to prepare
city in stagnant status, so, they just stuck to stare
nudge shoulders, "You see him there?"
"yeah I see him...the beast of this coliseum,
history dictates him before man...sorta like museum"
...So this was the rise, stumble, to fall..oh hip-hop in my city
reason for doin so, I got bout plenty
when I release, they still wont understand; many
but minds with open hands will fail to be left empty..

-m touch

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Damn I'm fly
I could win hoop-it-up with me, myself, and I
de la soul when I take it to the hole
thought ya girl was Allison Stokke the way she grippin' my pole
Acrobat like Adobe when I'm flippin' the#%!%
but I rather be flippin' the dough.....like Sal
pumpin' the bass like Radio
rockin' the Mikes like Spike
My flow is the trashcan....watch a riot ignite
Do the right thing? Naw...not tonight
My gun got a long nose like a......
Yikes...no Mel Gibson

I'm about to wreck the game like Jessica Simpson
Listen, you H to omo's is Romo
I'll do it for free, pro bono
Dudes wouldn't see a Rap Tour if they was Kapono
The wordplay is serious..naw sirius
that's satelite....outta this world I'm delirous
I'm Raw, I'm the King and NT is Zumunda ya'll
I rock a lion for a shawl,
I run the evil empire and I'm your father ya'll
Skywalker I am, I'm MJ and this is "Jam"
I'm a thriller, I'm off the wall
I'm a Ehlo killer, I'm the best ever to ball
You ain't official you, Tim Donahue the call
You full of hot air, blow-up dolls
You backwards like girls and stalls
I'm TNT, you Kenny and Charles
I'm Dynomite, you Jimmy Walker
and not Jalen's father
that one went over heads...why bother
Why continue to slaughter?
Blitz these dudes...Jeremiah Trotter
Reno 911? I prefer Blotter
Damn, I'm rambling
Fam, in the kitchen I'm Cunningham
Scrambling...
I Jumunji the comp, tramplin'
 
Originally Posted by Free The Chief

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And the next time you diss me Bos,
At least have the courtesy to piss me off.....
__.... you straight SUCK like Lewinsky, Bos
I got that presidential flow like Lewinsky's boss...

B**** I'm back...

it makes no damn sense
why was this the only nice joint in here
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yall fallin off heavily
 
Bored watchin Sundance channel tryin to waste some time
figured i could make a rhyme until i get baked and high
the weed man's at work, so i guess he ain't the guy
If you wanna cop some droski between 8 and 5
i could type some sad #*!# that would just make you cry
but my life is pretty good so i won't fake and lie
home for christmas break and i'd rather bake a pie
with my little sister than rap about bakin pies
reading double entendres really does take an eye
so if you got that one, then you can take a rhyme
i'm bout to switch the flow up but it'll take some time
hopefully not too long as now i'm wastin lines
a line wasted is good if you need space and time
but if you really have neither then you know stakes is high
to quote de la soul, in fact i'll take it further
right now it's the grind date, i kinda want a burger
but i'm bout to eat a pizza
know two chicks named tanesha
banged one and the other one i might give alopecia
from how hard i'm gonna bang her
i live a life of danger and enjoy yelling dumb #*!# like "NO WIRE HANGERS!!"
I call an NTer in real life a stranger
I call a chick who likes to masterbate a lone ranger
I also call a chick who masterbates a bowfinger
I'm really no singer, and I'm not jerry springer
But chicks love my voice and fight eachother out of anger
I guess its cause i stay lettin off with my phaser
I talk alot of #*!# and stab people for complainin
People say i'm not funny like my name is Damon Wayans
But i truly beg to differ and tell them to stop playin
I'm much smarter than half the #*!# that I be sayin
But life without irreverence can get kinda drainin
So i simoultaneously make a killin and slayin.

I'm sayin
 
Damn I'm rusty
like Wallace
Me and Rilla like
Polish and polish
What's the diff....Damn I'm piff
I was saying we cut from the same cloth just a lil different. Not a diss homie. And you know I was like
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off that 2 for 2 line.
 
y are we freestyliyn on NT isnt 4 sneakers an jordans
if u look at my shoe boxes yall cant even afford'dem

is it jus me or every1 lines in here is garbage
my rthyms atleast touch the litseners like deep massuages

when it comes to chicks im always the top changller
yall *****z couldnt get a date if u had every month in a calender

when i spit im "COMIN HARD" like a dose of sperm
my flow is just nasty similar to bacteria and germs

from here on imma keep riseing to the top
im like a freight train wit no brakes how do i stop

damn if i keep spittin my flow gonna be sicker den the flu
when i rhyme its like bad boys and rev run "WHAT YA GONNA DO"

go easy on me i never really tried spitting lol_
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Originally Posted by TruthGetsBusy

Damn I'm rusty
like Wallace
Me and Rilla like
Polish and polish
What's the diff....Damn I'm piff
I was saying we cut from the same cloth just a lil different. Not a diss homie. And you know I was like
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off that 2 for 2 line.


I*+*+!$ wit it... I was talking about real life though. I really am 2 for 2
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. I had to handle some shh on my 2nd mixtape. One dude never responded and the other I'm back on deso terms with. I was gonna srop a verse but Igot a meeting with the label in an hour so I'll be back with some shh after while
 
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