In A Mass Knife Fight Between Every American President, Who Would Win And Why?

[nako xl]

http://faceintheblue.wordpress.com/...ery-american-president-who-would-win-and-why/

My money's on Teddy R. because he and the rough riders were about that life  Andrew Jackson was a maniac though. He single handed slaughtered entire nations of Indians.

Discuss.

 

[zapatohead408]

without a doubt Andrew Jackson, I mean dude challenged people to duels, and won. Dude got shot multiple times, He's like the OG 50 cent.

 

[flacobey]

Martin Van Buren would win

Idk why. potato

 

[Mactastic4167]

Barack



























Cuz he's black
Siri

 

[lyonbc1]

Lincoln was a vampire hunter doe /thread

 

[gllahone84]

Teddy Rossevelt...

"Speak softly and carry a big stick..."

I'll just add...

"To keep ****** off me"

I mean look at his face...

 

[41239]

one of them had to have actual hand to hand combat and was legit with them hands/handheld weapons

has feeling George Washington was that dude

 

[ggarvinxx3]

George Washington breh

 

[grizzly hebert]

Teddy, No question.

Son was blind in one eye from boxing and got shot through the chest.

Was still a beast.

 

[tripda6]

 Barack would get washed...

I'm runnin with Jackson

Teddy and GW gotta shot too, with LBJ as a dark horse

 

[iamyourfather]

obama would be the first to go cuz he's black all these racist mf'ers from the 1700s/1800s would do him like those inmates did the zombies in walking dead. then they'd fight amongst themselves. 

 

[grizzly hebert]

obama would be the first to go cuz he's black all these racist mf'ers from the 1700s/1800s would do him like those inmates did the zombies in walking dead. then they'd fight amongst themselves. 

All he'd have to do is throw Michelle at Thomas Jefferson.

 

[IATT]

 

[JVII]

I was gonna go with my man Aaron Burr, but then I remembered he was never president.

 

[lyonbc1]

I'm terrible for this but looking at the blog OP posted this had me smh

"FDR has been outfitted with a [4] Bound Plus H-Frame Power Wheelchair, and can travel at a maximum speed of around 11.5 MPH. The wheelchair has been customized so that he is holding his knife with his dominant hand. This is to compensate for his almost certain and immediate defeat in the face of an overwhelming disadvantage."

 

[Johnny_Cakes]

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Was gonna go with Teddy till this picture came up. Bill

 

[41239]

I'm terrible for this but looking at the blog OP posted this had me smh

"FDR has been outfitted with a [4] Bound Plus H-Frame Power Wheelchair, and can travel at a maximum speed of around 11.5 MPH. The wheelchair has been customized so that he is holding his knife with his dominant hand. This is to compensate for his almost certain and immediate defeat in the face of an overwhelming disadvantage."

LMAO, so this is a srs argument

 

[sooperhooper]

Richard Nixon would probably pay off the sponsors to slip cyanide in everyone's water bottle so he'd think he won until he saw bill Clinton riding off with the female announcer blowing on og kush. Bill will catch him slipping and do away with him while he's not looking.

Presidential hunger games.

 

[thytkerjobs]

obama would be the first to go cuz he's black all these racist mf'ers from the 1700s/1800s would do him like those inmates did the zombies in walking dead. then they'd fight amongst themselves. 

 

[tr1ll]

Barack would get the southside to ride on them fools.

 

[tdogg2k]

All he'd have to do is throw Michelle at Thomas Jefferson.

qft lol

 

[youngheadjenks5]

If bush can dodge a shoe. He can dodge a knife. My bets with Bush.

 

[snax91]

Lincoln he had that 6'4 height

 

[pythagoras]

Lincoln he had that 6'4 height

My money on Lincoln. 

 

[ill legal operation]

Yeah aite, y'all get y'all Westside Story on and **** around with these switch blades if you wanna...

...Harry in the cut - that's a scary sight.

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