In A Mass Knife Fight Between Every American President, Who Would Win And Why?

[41239]

Lincoln he had that 6'4 height

My money on Lincoln. 

dumbest thing i ever heard, he wasnt the only one who was 6'4 doe

 

[erb33]

The big homie William Howard Taft... 6'0 330 lbs. 

 

[lexlieno]

My money is on Jackson.  I feel like FDR will have that oddjob vibe word to Goldeneye.....

 

[tennhouse2]

yo im going with Andrew Jackson......But i feel like hed be the dude to go out in a blaze of glory, going crazy, slicing like 20 people then getting taking down by a mob.......slick bill is my sleeper pick to talk his way to the final 2

 

[sumrndmdude]

Martin Van Buren would win
Idk why. potato

the van buren boys have his back though, those dudes are deep!!!

 

[djyoung08]

James Madison

Just cuz

 

[sumrndmdude]

but you cats are sleeping in Gerald Ford, football player and former navy.

 

[tennhouse2]

But yea at the end of the day i would hate to be obama he would get murked quick, the only dude who would have his back is Bill who i know would be smart enough to stay away from him

 

[rocman23]

As many **** as Bill messed with, dudes had to have stepped to him so I feel like Bill can throw the hands

 

[captnaj phd]

Today, I'll take Teddy Roosevelt. Dude was a true field general...he's seen the war and been through the struggle. Plus he was a boxing champ...those quick hands are so necessary right here.

Truman gets an honorable mention...you gotta have something special and hard in your heart to drop the Bomb. That's a man built to survive.

However, depending how tonight turns out, I might have to take the boy Willard. He dodges EVERYTHING.

 

[k2theablam]

Are we talking royal rumble style last man standing? because my money is on Clinton.

 

[jayhood23]

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer >

 

[jm9312]

Taft. His ability to take damage >

 

[okaykk]

Andrew Jackson. Man did not give a damb about anything.

 

[soundnfury]

James Madison
Just cuz

jmaddy was 5'4 though

 

[ill legal operation]

Truman gets an honorable mention...you gotta have something special and hard in your heart to drop the Bomb. That's a man built to survive.

From his diary:

We have discovered the most terrible bomb in the history of the world. It may be the fire destruction prophesied in the Euphrates Valley Era, after Noah and his fabulous Ark.


Truman wrote, later in life, that, "I knew what I was doing when I stopped the war ... I have no regrets and, under the same circumstances, I would do it again."

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

 

[ballahb]

Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, and Teddy Roosevelt in a 3 man fight to the end

 

[2sappy]

Andrew Jackson for sure. His only regret in life was not killing more people.

 

[jeenewed]

Andrew Jackson. Dude got popped in the chest during a duel, stayed standing, lined up his shot, and killed his opponent.


Straight g ****

 

[flasurfing]

BILL CLINTON

 

[crcballer55]

Truman gets an honorable mention...you gotta have something special and hard in your heart to drop the Bomb. That's a man built to survive.

From his diary:

We have discovered the most terrible bomb in the history of the world. It may be the fire destruction prophesied in the Euphrates Valley Era, after Noah and his fabulous Ark.


Truman wrote, later in life, that, "I knew what I was doing when I stopped the war ... I have no regrets and, under the same circumstances, I would do it again."
 

After watching "The War" from Ken Burns, I would have easily done the same thing after what happened with each of the battles and how the Japanese were training their people to fight off an invasion.

On topic though, Teddy Roosevelt since he saw war and put a boxing ring in the East Room.

 

[|A-Man|]

without a doubt Andrew Jackson, I mean dude challenged people to duels, and won. Dude got shot multiple times, He's like the OG 50 cent.

QFT. Posted what I was going to.

Ulysses S. Grant a close second.

 

[Gill Baka Esq. LLC.]

Taft.

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

Ross Perot

 

[welcometothetonezone]

if FDR had X-Men powers like Professor X, he'd probably win