In A Mass Knife Fight Between Every American President, Who Would Win And Why?

[coldcity]

da lulz r here

 

[jjs]

Andrew Jackson for sure. His only regret in life was not killing more people.

That dude

 

[c hanna]

lol at this thread imma say lincoln for his lankyness

 

[decemberlove]

Y'all sleepin on Ulysses Grant

Terrible president but GREAT general...dude wouldn't step down to anyone

 

[jay2423]

Man......... The lulz in this thread doe. I'm dying over here with some of y'all post

 

[smangalang]

Mr 666 himself

 

[mitchellicious]

Didn't Teddy wrestle bears and stuff? I'd go with him

 

[mitchellicious]

Aw man, I love you for making me picture such greatness in my mind.
Somebody contact a video game software company so they can do this. This should be some special event that you can unlock in the next WWE game or SIMS
I can see JFK up in the rafters with his face painted ready to pounce and Nixon playing as dirty as he possibly can

Nixon would definitely do the classic Nature Boy move of pleading while he's on his knees then hit em with the eye gouge as he got up

This thread is great.

 

[thorrocksjs]

That dude

He was just as bad as hitler ain't nothing about that.

 

[futuremd]

Andrew Jackson for sure. His only regret in life was not killing more people.

That dude

Yeah...I don't really have anything to add.