We have a **** contract... You need to move a **** contract, to do so you MUST attach it with a good player, and picks, and take a **** sandwich in return.
You're not going to win a trade when you're trying to get rid of Deng or Mozgov.
Nobody wants Sessions, Hibbert and whatever in return, but to move Moz or Deng that's what you take. I don't want Sessions, I don't want Hibbert, but it's what's best to move on, and they are 2 month placeholders and you drop them at the end of the season, or in some cases end of next season.
That's a ridiculous scenario...
But Melo waive your No Trade Clause from a terrible team with no future of contending in the time you're there, to go to a team that just traded their star away. Don't worry Melo, you have Wade's corpse and maybe Chris Bosh who legitimately could die at any time if he gets on the court... Also, yay Bulls you trade a much younger star in Butler because you don't think you can win with him for Carmelo who is an aging star on the decline who has never won anything... Also good for you Lakers, you traded "a bust" and a bad contract, and somehow get a star.
Yet, my idea is a ridiculous scenario.