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Hold up a gatdamn sec...
Originally Posted by Sorkoram
Hold up a gatdamn sec...
Esta eres tu?
Ma, all you had to do was show them that and all that talk would have been squashed on the spot...
Thats Weekend Girl?Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773
Originally Posted by Sorkoram
Hold up a gatdamn sec...
Esta eres tu?
Ma, all you had to do was show them that and all that talk would have been squashed on the spot...
*Officially endorsing WeekendGirl as Secretary of State*
Ol' Benedict Arnold @$# @%%%%...Originally Posted by RawSheed
billy hoyle
Originally Posted by abeautifulhaze
Four wh.ores and 7 beers ago....I sat sunken in my old sperm filled sofas, pontificating on the meaning of life and how I could better the existence of my fellow NT'ers....My head firmly planted in a reefer cloud, passing a bottle of Hennesy to my comrade JJ (The Jersey Shirt)....I looked to my left and there was the good sir Blackmagnus playing pocket pool with one hand, while groping on a 16 year old vixen with the other...I looked to my right and some random NT'er was Harlem shaking in a dead serious hoodie....across the room stood a quivering Islamic Nt'ers, shook to the core at the presence of real-life vagine...in another corner stood Kerry and Bonk...faces firmly planted in the bushy blackholes of a seasoned $@+!@@.....through fuzzy vision I saw the solid blackness of a shadow break up as glowing white teeth and eyes, shone brightly from a corner of my abode...it was the Glv.
All around me stood NT royalty....
Just then as I began to give up hope and dive further into intoxication....I heard the deep crack-affected voice of the elder wench scream out...."one of you get on the floor now!"....she cracked her leather belt/herion apparatus and the room grew silent...no man dared flinch...no man except 1.
It was the brother Poo Bear...HarlemtotheBronx himself....he got on all fours (no love lockdown) stood in front of the temptress and closed his eyes....HTTB received the worst beating since Kunta changed his name to Toby....but as he lay on the floor of my apartment wincing....I came to an ephinany (after I finished laughing of course).
I realized that bettering NT is all about SACRIFICE....that is what I have done in my 7 years here and that is what I will continue to do when I am elected your President.
Originally Posted by VIIheaven
OGbobbyjohnson will bring change.
OG!
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Originally Posted by VIIheaven
Let's get some sigs going.
Then some bumper stickers.
Then some buttons.
Not only are we going to New Hampshire. We're going to South Carolina and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back NikeTalk!
BYAHHHHHHHHHHHH