Lets say you could be "with" the celeb you find most attractive BUT...

[jason23richardson]

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

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Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.

I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.

Id kill you. Reincarnate you from puny man to LeBron James x2 and then still kill you. Then Ill bring you back to life as a @@!#*!+ T-Rex and then beat yo !*# until you are extinct AGAIN, and then id turn you into a @@!#*!+ alien then blast your !*# back to Pluton and then blow Pluton the %+*% up and then you will be reduced to space $%+*! Id do all that for my baby Adriana

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

To clarify I dont mean marry, just sex.

%!!$ you and your last minute adjustments brugh

I already stated that Id let Adriana Lima type 3 @*#! on me and then I told that man I was gunna blast him to @%*#+%! Pluton

Nuh uh son, its too late for that rule change @*#!. %!!$ all that noise

chill out bro

 

[ill legal operation]

@ ''+!$% you and your last minute adjustments''...

...other than that, everybody who said ''yes'' is a loser.

 

[ill legal operation]

@ ''+!$% you and your last minute adjustments''...

...other than that, everybody who said ''yes'' is a loser.

 

[hymen man]

yes. only if i could eat it afterwards.

 

[hymen man]

yes. only if i could eat it afterwards.

 

[fog raw]

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

Originally Posted by Mo Greene

depends on the type as according to the bristol stool scale. From types 1-3, MAYBE 4, i'm ok with it. 5, 6, and 7 are a no-go.

the funniest and most nastiest %#+! I've seen all day.

I see what you did there.

 

[fog raw]

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

Originally Posted by Mo Greene

depends on the type as according to the bristol stool scale. From types 1-3, MAYBE 4, i'm ok with it. 5, 6, and 7 are a no-go.

the funniest and most nastiest %#+! I've seen all day.

I see what you did there.

 

[Nouss]

Originally Posted by ksteezy

As long as I can't smell it I'd have no issue with it.

You serious?

I would only agree to it if it was huge and stanky.
Yall some fools

  

 

[Nouss]

Originally Posted by ksteezy

As long as I can't smell it I'd have no issue with it.

You serious?

I would only agree to it if it was huge and stanky.
Yall some fools

  

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by Jason23Richardson

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

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Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.

I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.

Id kill you. Reincarnate you from puny man to LeBron James x2 and then still kill you. Then Ill bring you back to life as a @@!#*!+ T-Rex and then beat yo !*# until you are extinct AGAIN, and then id turn you into a @@!#*!+ alien then blast your !*# back to Pluton and then blow Pluton the %+*% up and then you will be reduced to space $%+*! Id do all that for my baby Adriana

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

To clarify I dont mean marry, just sex.

%!!$ you and your last minute adjustments brugh

I already stated that Id let Adriana Lima type 3 @*#! on me and then I told that man I was gunna blast him to @%*#+%! Pluton

Nuh uh son, its too late for that rule change @*#!. %!!$ all that noise

chill out bro

You Jelly cause I wont do those things for you brugh?

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by Jason23Richardson

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

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Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.

I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.

Id kill you. Reincarnate you from puny man to LeBron James x2 and then still kill you. Then Ill bring you back to life as a @@!#*!+ T-Rex and then beat yo !*# until you are extinct AGAIN, and then id turn you into a @@!#*!+ alien then blast your !*# back to Pluton and then blow Pluton the %+*% up and then you will be reduced to space $%+*! Id do all that for my baby Adriana

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

To clarify I dont mean marry, just sex.

%!!$ you and your last minute adjustments brugh

I already stated that Id let Adriana Lima type 3 @*#! on me and then I told that man I was gunna blast him to @%*#+%! Pluton

Nuh uh son, its too late for that rule change @*#!. %!!$ all that noise

chill out bro

You Jelly cause I wont do those things for you brugh?

 

[quaz]

How do you get into a heated debate about someone $%^&^%$ on your chest?

 

[quaz]

How do you get into a heated debate about someone $%^&^%$ on your chest?

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

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Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.

I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.

Id kill you. Reincarnate you from puny man to LeBron James x2 and then still kill you. Then Ill bring you back to life as a @@!#*!+ T-Rex and then beat yo !*# until you are extinct AGAIN, and then id turn you into a @@!#*!+ alien then blast your !*# back to Pluton and then blow Pluton the %+*% up and then you will be reduced to space $%+*! Id do all that for my baby Adriana

Pluto?

You can try to kill me, but I'll clone myself, stalk and confuse you with my clone, kidnap you, @%$% on yo chest, kill you in an elaborate Saw 4-like trap that wont cost nearly as much as sending you to a once-was planet that's not named Pluton, kill my clone because I dont want him trying to kill me, and elope with Adriana as she Type 7's my chest in a way that only the internet could fap to.

Now, come at me bro.

 

[noskey]

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

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Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.

I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.

Id kill you. Reincarnate you from puny man to LeBron James x2 and then still kill you. Then Ill bring you back to life as a @@!#*!+ T-Rex and then beat yo !*# until you are extinct AGAIN, and then id turn you into a @@!#*!+ alien then blast your !*# back to Pluton and then blow Pluton the %+*% up and then you will be reduced to space $%+*! Id do all that for my baby Adriana

Pluto?

You can try to kill me, but I'll clone myself, stalk and confuse you with my clone, kidnap you, @%$% on yo chest, kill you in an elaborate Saw 4-like trap that wont cost nearly as much as sending you to a once-was planet that's not named Pluton, kill my clone because I dont want him trying to kill me, and elope with Adriana as she Type 7's my chest in a way that only the internet could fap to.

Now, come at me bro.

 

[petermans]

1-6, no to the seventh. And hell if it was brooklyn decker !$%%%%*# on my chest, I'll let her do it everytime I get to break it dowwwwwwwwwwn.

 

[petermans]

1-6, no to the seventh. And hell if it was brooklyn decker !$%%%%*# on my chest, I'll let her do it everytime I get to break it dowwwwwwwwwwn.

 

[ohdannyboy]

Originally Posted by Noskey

Happily. I'll give her the laxative if needed as well.

 

[sh3zsofly]

Originally Posted by Quaz

How do you get into a heated debate about someone $%^&^%$ on your chest?

word, 

.

 

[ohdannyboy]

Originally Posted by Noskey

Happily. I'll give her the laxative if needed as well.

 

[sh3zsofly]

Originally Posted by Quaz

How do you get into a heated debate about someone $%^&^%$ on your chest?

word, 

.

 

[Thats My Word]

Give me a few sheets of this and I'd be good...

 

[Thats My Word]

Give me a few sheets of this and I'd be good...

 

[vixiv]

Bare chest, or would there be a choice for a poncho

 

[vixiv]

Bare chest, or would there be a choice for a poncho