Make a caption for this jay-z pic (from tonight's heat/nets game)

[RIP sleazyy]

Did anyone else notice how long Jays index finger on his right hand is?

#illuminati

 

[rook]

Boom.

 

[Master Zik]

 

 
Laughed at the Broekback Mountain one. I've never seent aht movie though was Jake gynenhall in it?

So what you're saying is that you laughed at a joke you didn't get. Yes he was in brokeback mountain. That's the whole point.

I dont need to see the movie to get the joke. It was one of the most talked about that movies of that year, and was parodied a ton, the plot is well known.

I've never seen Planet of the Apes but I know that the "Damn you, dirty whatever whatver with the statue of liberty on the beach is from there"

You don't need to see the movie but it's pretty dumb to be laughing when you don't get the joke. You didn't even know Jake was in the movie despite the pic. That's what makes it funny. Jay randomly thinking about Brokeback Mountain makes no sense.

 

[TURBO UNO]

"......Dr. Dre won....."

 

[Deleted member 107398]

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[Based Jesus]

Boooooooo

 

[eazye 804]

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[imvictor]

That's f'd up.

 

[12 million]

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Boooooooo

 

[Deleted member 107398]

*kanye shrug*

 

[Nawzlew]

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Spoiler

For real I did this same thing when I was drunk to two Asian girls and their "bfs" (one white, one Asian) wing do a damn thing. Just like this guy, I was feeling up on all of them hard. Plus Iw as basically a stranger to these females. Kisses on the **** through the clothes, neck, feeling on their *** and them dudes aint do nothing. My boys were 'ing the whole damn time

Later that night me and my boys were like DID THAT JUST HAPPEN??!!!

Anybody else know what's the deal?

Spoiler

when you're in HK and you're a local, you don't fight white people.

and i dont think that was his gf

 

[Ox.]

damn, those labs looking good, might cop a Jordan pair after many years.

 

[Based Jesus]

 
damn, those labs looking good, might cop a Jordan pair after many years.

$225 good?

 

[jaysrcrak]

Jake: Jay I heard your math is precise cause Ns tryin to subtract your life. You think you could help me out with this problem?
Jay-Z: Uh huh.
Jake: What is 48÷2(9+3)?... Is it 2?
Beyonce: Or is it 288?

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[Ox.]

 
$225 good?

resell prices good, based papi.

 

[macbk]

At one point during the game, the camera panned over to Jay and Beyonce and she looked absolutely miserable sitting there .

 

[freeze]

'should I get a haircut?'

 

[throwback1718]

**** Ray Allen got on his feet?

 

[freeze]

"bey need to chill on all these H words, bref smellin like koala nuts'

 

[sonoftony]

Nas won

 

[evolution fight]

"i should start rocking that pharrell hat"

 

[superantigen]

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"...and so I said, b**** if the count aint right next time, ima hova slap you to the left to the left..."




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[4one5]

Did anyone else notice how long Jays index finger on his right hand is?

That's two fingers.

 

[halftime]

"Did Bleek kill Solange yet?"

 

[pr0phecy718]

Welp, I seen that coming