Memorial Day Weekend in South Beach....ruh-oh

Hood rat pilgrimage
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I remember how there were gun fights in broad daylight last year.

On some Heat type %*@%....



Stay safe, please.
 
Cops, cameras, and license plate scanners will be in full affect this weekend down here. I'm staying the hell away from that, good luck to those who will be out there. Stay safe.
 
This goes out to all of my Hyperactive Melanin skin producers:


Please be advised that Miami Beach PD among Doral PD and BSO have arrest quotas. They are singling your skin color out. They have alcohol check points on all Causeways, they have license plate scanners recording your plates as "ID Cards".

My wife is an attorney and has connects inside the Miami-Dade County commission, this is not a joke.
 
Originally Posted by rashi

This goes out to all of my Hyperactive Melanin skin producers:


Please be advised that Miami Beach PD among Doral PD and BSO have arrest quotas. They are singling your skin color out. They have alcohol check points on all Causeways, they have license plate scanners recording your plates as "ID Cards".

My wife is an attorney and has connects inside the Miami-Dade County commission, this is not a joke.
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my wife too.
 
Vol yoppas, goons, and ratchets

Cheers to the inevitable memorial day weekend worldstar videos expected within the next few days
 
Originally Posted by Rex Ryan

Vol yoppas, goons, and ratchets

Cheers to the inevitable memorial day weekend worldstar videos expected within the next few days
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Their server is gonna be on overload this weekend
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I live here in South Beach. It's no joke. Don't come here acting a fool. Cops/folks with authority in Miami Beach don't care about anything. Place is so corrupt. Just come, have a good time, and don't leave too big of a mess.
 
Goons will be out there in full force

but the women will be thick
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. It's like removing fruit from a prickly bush.
 
Memorial Day Weekend On Miami Beach Is a Gangsta's Paradise
By Luther CampbellWed., May 23 2012 at 8:30 AM

Categories: Luke's Gospel

Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special edition of his column, Luke explains the new security measures for Memorial Day Weekend on Miami Beach.

This is a public service announcementto all the African American visitors coming to Miami Beach forMemorial Day weekend. There are a few things you need to know whenyou cross over the causeways to party in the city that doesn't really wantyou there, but wants to take your money. Here are the new rules you willhave to abide by unless you want your black +!* to end up in DadeCounty Jail:
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  • You cannot walk the streets with an open container of booze. Typically, the city doesn't enforce public drinking laws, but we all know you black people can't handle your liquor. Dozens of police officers from multiple agencies will be enforcing a "zero tolerance" policy up and down Fifth Street, Ocean Drive and Collins and Washington avenues, so watch your back.
  • Don't even think about coming to South Beach if you are faded, have an expired tag or a suspended driver's license, an outstanding bench warrant, or owe your baby momma child support. In addition to DUI checkpoints on the MacArthur Causeway on Friday and Saturday, the cops are also going to use license plate scanners to track just about every car coming from the mainland to snatch your +!*.
  • Forget about using the Venetian Causeway to dodge the police because it's off limits to black people who don't live on Miami Beach.
  • Racial profiling is in full effect.
  • Price gouging is legal. So don't complain when the valet charges you $100 to take your car, the nightclubs charge you $50 to get in and $1,000 for a bottle and a table, and the hotels make you pay $1,000 per night.
All these rules will be thrown out the window and everything will go back to normal once all the African-Americans have left Miami Beach on Monday. But, for those of you who haven't booked a room yet, you are better off partying in Miami, Fort Lauderdale or the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood. Save yourself the hassle of going to Miami Beach and having your civil rights violated.

These measures are just a dog and pony show by the city's government to make the residents think they are doing something to crack down on the partying that goes on during Memorial Day Weekend. See, the city refuses to take ownership of Memorial Day Weekend with an organized event like the Essence Festival in New Orleans where you have a mix of hip-hop, R&B, and jazz. But the hotel and the nightclub owners don't want that because they need the reckless thugs who spend money without blinking and ruin it for the law-abiding visitors.

The city of Miami Beach wants to create a gangsta's paradise.

Follow Luke on Twitter @unclelukereal1.

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