Oakland Raiders Will Win Super Bowl 50
Yeah, you read that headline correct. The Oakland Raiders will win Super Bowl 50 next year at Levi Stadium. Let's break down why that will happen.
Let us first look at the AFC West. The Denver Broncos will probably welcome back their old man George Burns QB Peyton Manning. We get it Peyton, you get all the stats but lose in the playoffs. Manning ought to just go up the mountains and stop bothering people. How about the San Diego Chargers? More like the San Diego Chokers. Kansas City Chiefs? No TD's all year to a WR. The Raiders will easily win the AFC West in 2015.
How about the rest of the AFC? Sure the Baltimore Ravens and Pittsburgh Steelers have clutch playoff QB's in Joe Flacco and Ben Rothslisberger, but they've never had to play against Derek Carr before. Carr would eat those guys for breakfast and feast on the human cheeto himself Andy Dalton. That hillbilly Andrew Luck doesn't have one tenth of the talent that Carr does. What about the defending champion New England Patriots? Tom Brady will be one year older and has lost his power to deflate balls, so you can cross them off.
If only you people knew that Carr went 3-13 on purpose just to get all these other teams sleeping. Carr is a god and he will no doubt be the greatest QB of all time. He's going to come out guns blazing, tongue in-cheek, ready to go. None of these other teams should even try because they have no chance.
The Raiders will definitely win the Super Bowl next year. Then I'll win millions of dollars, marry Katy Perry, and become unquestioned lord and master of the planet Earth. Here we go Raiders here we go!
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