Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

Maaaaaaan
Wife rode me last night
She was cowgirl position
After Finishing i try to get up
Slipped and tried to catch myself from falling
Stepped on her thigh
And I fell into our basket of laundry
And my leg socket that connects my pelvis been aching every since
Like I pulled something
Been limping
might head to the doctor later today
Damn sorry to hear that, get well soon. Are you able to walk and drive?
 
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NT, You be the judge.

Am I washed because I eat LIFE cereal nowadays instead of Captain Crunch, Frosted Flakes, and other sugary cereals.
 
Maaaaaaan
Wife rode me last night
She was cowgirl position
After Finishing i try to get up
Slipped and tried to catch myself from falling
Stepped on her thigh
And I fell into our basket of laundry
And my leg socket that connects my pelvis been aching every since
Like I pulled something
Been limping
might head to the doctor later today

Damn bruh!! And I thought my **** was bad! I strained my adductor literally by turning around to walk the other way...its taken a month to heal. #washed
 
Not a recent washed story, but back in H.S. (10years ago or so) I was crushing hard on this girl named Bridget. Someone told her I had a thing for her. She responded oh that “Mexican” guy.
I’m 100% Asian. She thought I was Mexican.
The guys called me “Juan” the rest of the year.

NT some savages so here’s what she looks like now.
Her with her d-bag fiancé
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Not a recent washed story, but back in H.S. (10years ago or so) I was crushing hard on this girl named Bridget. Someone told her I had a thing for her. She responded oh that “Mexican” guy.
I’m 100% Asian. She thought I was Mexican.
The guys called me “Juan” the rest of the year.

NT some savages so here’s what she looks like now.
Her with her d-bag fiancé
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You sound scorned from something irrelevant from a decade ago.
 
Not a recent washed story, but back in H.S. (10years ago or so) I was crushing hard on this girl named Bridget. Someone told her I had a thing for her. She responded oh that “Mexican” guy.
I’m 100% Asian. She thought I was Mexican.
The guys called me “Juan” the rest of the year.

NT some savages so here’s what she looks like now.
Her with her d-bag fiancé
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Pretty what the body look like, is it to late to go back Juan?
 
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