Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[DCAllAfrican]

What you need a vertical for when you’re 40 anyway?

Is this a serious question?

For the same reasons you would use it at any other age.

 

[jape]

The 40 inch vertical isn’t important it’s what having a 40 inch vertical means...that you are in shape

 

[tr1ll]

Is this a serious question?

For the same reasons you would use it at any other age.

I can put it on my mortgage app??

 

[mplsdunk]

People act like it’s acceptable to be washed at a certain age.

It’s never acceptable to be frail, uncoordinated, unable to touch your toes etc, unless it’s due to situations out of your control like illness.

It isn’t hard to not be washed, eat like you got some damn sense. Go to the gym, ride a bike, do some body weight stuff, skip some rope, carry a big *** rock around your yard.

It will never be cool to be a slob, the older you get the harder it will be to change.

 

[tr1ll]

A 40 inch vertical is more than exceptional at any age, come on now. Vince Carter in his prime had a 43 in vertical, for instance.

 

[mplsdunk]

Yeah, but who slams harder? dc or Vince carter?

 

[calibeebee]

When asked why his vertical jump isn’t 43 inches like it used to be in his prime Vince Carter (42 years old) replied: “well I just stopped doing my 100 body weight squats a day. Once I did that I went from being physically fit, to not being physically fit.”

 

[gundamzaku]

ok, i'm definitely trying that, because doing squats with weights didn't help with my vertical

 

[jape]

ok, i'm definitely trying that, because doing squats with weights didn't help with my vertical

how sway?

 

[alchemist iq]

Yeah, but who slams harder? dc or Vince carter?

Can DCAllAfrican get passed his defender let alone dunk the ball?

 

[mplsdunk]

Dc has hops man.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

ok, i'm definitely trying that, because doing squats with weights didn't help with my vertical

PlyoMetrics will help

 

[gentrification]

How good is yall first step

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

How good is yall first step

Out of bed? Slow

 

[promac]

Can’t stand this newer generation with their internet shrugging

I guess being passive is cool these days?

What do I know though? I’m #washed

 

[freakydestroyer]

Can’t stand this newer generation with their internet shrugging

I guess being passive is cool these days?

What do I know though? I’m #washed

I must be even more washed because I do not know what "internet shrugging" is

 

[Top Boy]

Yall don't think DC can dunk harder than VC?

Put some respek on my guy

 

[ahat]

I like the jiggle from a walk better now

Sundress season

Yall don't think DC can dunk harder than VC?

Put some respek on my guy

On what? Coat hanger rim?

 

[Mark Antony]

Dunno bout DC or VC but gay dudes dunk harder.

 

[promac]

I must be even more washed because I do not know what "internet shrugging" is

When someone types something, then says *shrugs.
I see it all the time on here. I can’t be the only that sees this ****

 

[SC kid]

Doesn't bother me *shrugs*

 

[adobecs4]

When someone types something, then says *shrugs.
I see it all the time on here. I can’t be the only that sees this ****

That's not a new generation thing. That's been around for a long time.

 

[alchemist iq]

It is what it is...

 

[promac]

That's not a new generation thing. That's been around for a long time.

The internet hasn’t even been around for a long time

Maybe it’s just a passive personality trait then. Seems like something a kid (Younger person) would do imo

 

[calibeebee]