Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[suberzat1]

At least it was your wrist and not your ankles jump that damn high.

 

[calibeebee]

During our weekly satuday pickup game a couple weeks ago, attempted a tomahawk Lebron style. Ended up in the ER with a sprained wrist.

#TeamWashed

Daaaaaamn that’s the ultimate washed status. It’s one thing to show signs of washed-ness in private, but washer-ation in public plus injury is the highest level of washed

 

[moderndarwin]

Got out of bed a little funny and felt like my knee tweak

 

[Master Zik]

Thanks fambs, I'm starting to lose track of the new slang

I was lost for mad long. Until i really listened when used in context.

Its some regional slang that went global.

 

[korben dallas]

At least it was your wrist and not your ankles jump that damn high.

Daaaaaamn that’s the ultimate washed status. It’s one thing to show signs of washed-ness in private, but washer-ation in public plus injury is the highest level of washed

Man I had that damn dunk lol. It just was miss timed. When I missed I fell and used my wrist to break my fall.

 

[User 15002]

The old heads say it’s not the jumping part but the landing that works on the washed body.

100
I can still get up, but too much risk landing. It's all about position now.

 

[alchemist iq]

I ice my knees at hotels simply because the ice is there.

More of a maintenance thing.

If I have to be sitting in the room before bed, I just ice.

Nah, no knee issues other than typical soreness every now and then

https://instagram.com/incrediwear?igshid=17ik5arj0a5a6

 

[freakydestroyer]

 

[alchemist iq]

This was the 1st cell phone from that company.
Ma dukes got a family plan and phone came for free. Lost it twice cause it was so small.

 

[cs02132]

This was 1st cell phone from that company.
Ma dukes got a family plan and phone came for free. Lost it twice cause it was so small.

My first cell phone

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

This was the 1st cell phone from that company.
Ma dukes got a family plan and phone came for free. Lost it twice cause it was so small.

I had a nokia brick in 01

 

[promac]

I had a pager in high school

Gf would message me 143 = I love you

 

[robtoofresco]

Don’t remember what my first cell model was but I’m pretty sure I first got one in 4th grade (‘01 ish). I was a latch key kid so my mom got it for me for emergency purposes.

I also remember I use to want a Boost so bad in middle school so I could chirp my friends.

Looking back, what an annoying feature to have on a phone.

Glorified walkie-talkies.

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

Don’t remember what my first cell model was but I’m pretty sure I first got one in 4th grade (‘01 ish). I was a latch key kid so my mom got it for me for emergency purposes.

I also remember I use to want a Boost so bad in middle school so I could chirp my friends.

Looking back, what an annoying feature to have on a phone.

Glorified walkie-talkies.

Construction workers loved it

 

[ninjahood]

No lie.

Cap = lie

worst new slang out

cappin...no cappin...

Nyers will never relinquish "dead ***"

 

[robtoofresco]

I feel asleep last night on the couch, head cocked back with one hand in my pants Al Bundy style.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Just joined a pickleball league. Lost my first match to a 64 year old dude.

Someone get the Oxi-Clean

 

[gentrification]

 

[robtoofresco]

Jesus Christ.

 

[SpittaJetLife]

Just joined a pickleball league. Lost my first match to a 64 year old dude.

Someone get the Oxi-Clean

I had to google pickleball. I guess I’m not washed.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Jesus Christ.

Granted it was my first time seriously playing, and I thought I was gone blow him off the court.

But famb was flicking his wrist and hitting me with all kinds of angles. Had me running all over the court.

He literally finessed me.

Pickleball blowing up doe. They are repurposing tennis courts into pickleball courts cause it is becoming the official sport of active old folk

 

[onewearz]

Got my first hemorrhoid pushing too hard while missing a week from work because of my back .... it's a wrap y'all ... i wanna cry but thats it, my boss told me hemorrhoids are the gateway to becoming an old man...

 

[jape]

was sitting down on the couch and noticed that when my knee was bent it was started aching.
was watching game of thrones and by the end of the trash finale my knee was swollen af

had a mri on my knee
i have prominent damage in the cartilage of my knee
doc said i have to wear a brace immediately, no more exercise with my legs, and to try avoid using the stairs till i go see the specialist
might have to have surgery
doc said people don't usually notice these injuries till later because the lack of nerves and blood supply to your cartilage. unsure if it was traumatic or wear and tear

welp it was fun while it lasted


bout to cop the dopest walking cane i can find

 

[titang545]

I had a pager in high school

Gf would message me 143 = I love you

DAMN real old pagers were nowhere near that popular when I was in school. Girlfriends would just write me letters on loose leaf paper during class and drop them in my locker. I remember them having the frayed edges, then we graduated to the paper where you could fold the frayed edges and tear it off.

I didn't get my first cell phone until college a long Samsung on Sprint. I use to ALWAYS go over my mins, that free nights and weekends was total BS.

"Yo let me hit you back in 20 minutes when my free nights and weekend minutes kick in."

 

[titang545]

Got my first hemorrhoid pushing too hard while missing a week from work because of my back .... it's a wrap y'all ... i wanna cry but thats it, my boss told me hemorrhoids are the gateway to becoming an old man...

Man you need to get my water in your diet and just chill, no need to push. What is the hurry only thing waiting for you is work? Take your phone in the bathroom or something. If your boss is correct I had hemorrhoids back when I was 12. I would push super hard and hurry up so I could go play outside or play NES. Now I am washed and I am like WTF am I rushing for? Daughters just going to want to tackle me, boss just going to bother me. I use to go into the private handicap bathrooms put the top seat down and take a nap.

I guess I have been washed for a minute, taking naps at work.