Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[Quincy McCall]

 

[cs02132]

I was looking for something in my glove compartment and then thought “damn where the hell are my headphones??” And they were in my hand. Gotta eat some tide pods because I’m washed

I’ve searched my entire house for my glasses before, whole time I’m wearing them

 

[whywesteppin]

I’ve searched my whole house for my glasses before, whole time I’m wearing them

Kind of hard to look for something you lost if you aren't wearing your glasses to help you see better.

 

[Mark Antony]

Ever get back to your desk at work after lunch and start pressing your car fob to unlock your computer?

 

[babyface34]

I forget the answers to my own security questions to at least 2 of my online accounts every month.

 

[korben dallas]

Leave that **** alone fam!

You think youre washed now?

You aint seen washed until you go trying to recreate the past. Literally the definition of washed.

Take those rose colored classes off G and stop looking in the rear view - its never as good (or bad) as you remember.

If you still love her then let her go and wish her all the happiness in the world!

The best move is to learn from the situation and try to be better for it.

Things happen for a reason and theres a lesson in everything.

Somehow I find it hard to beleive that the lesson is (despite having low expectations already) attempting to start a long distance relationship with an ex.

Sounds like a Rom-Com.

Wise words from a decent man. You were/are 1000% correct.

 

[Present]

Wise words from a decent man. You were/are 1000% correct.

We all human so its normal to have these feelings (even if most of us arent brave enough to admit it).

You are not alone Bro!

 

[Stakeholder]

I often mistakenly grab my Smartrip when paying for things, not much fun when trying to close out a bar tab with my Metro pass

 

[the 718 truth]

Had a glass of white wine at a wedding this weekend. Had me tipsy as ****

I used to down alcohol like water smh

 

[shogun]

Waking up with a strained neck is the worse. Takes a week or more for it to feel normal and not to hurt. Pain goes from my neck to my shoulder to my arm. About to buy a bunch of heat packs and try to fix it. Stretching and massaging ain’t enough.

 

[Master Zik]

I forget the answers to my own security questions to at least 2 of my online accounts every month.

I'm serious right now. I think there's a conspiracy with "security questions" when you forget your password cuz they never say I'm right.

One time I made sure and answered with the word "black" for every question no matter what it was. Lo and behold I forget the pw one day and answer black they say im wrong. Answer each one with black and they lock me out

 

[paulwest1985]

Waking up with a strained neck is the worse. Takes a week or more for it to feel normal and not to hurt. Pain goes from my neck to my shoulder to my arm. About to buy a bunch of heat packs and try to fix it. Stretching and massaging ain’t enough.

Definitely had that damn strained neck too many times to count. Not being able to turn your neck while driving is annoying. My brother is going through that now. I told him he's gonna get a soft mattress pad and some new softer pillows.

 

[promac]

Definitely had that damn strained neck too many times to count. Not being able to turn your neck while driving is annoying. My brother is going through that now. I told him he's gonna get a soft mattress pad and some new softer pillows.

I used to have this happen to me frequently. Got some quality pillows and a nice new mattress and haven’t had it happen since. I also don’t wake up with my body sore since I got my new mattress. A quality mattress is money well spent imo

 

[tr1ll]

A club owner invited me to his club with bottle service and all. My boy said he didn’t want to go because the google reviews were bad.

 

[jape]

Welp it’s official....I’m super washed.


just got engaged

 

[paulwest1985]

Welp it’s official....I’m super washed.


just got engaged

Congratulations

 

[Spectacular23]

I was a huge sneaker head, at 30 years old now seeing some comfortable nikes makes me happy, especially at outlets.

 

[Master Zik]

Welp it’s official....I’m super washed.


just got engaged

Congratulations and my condolences.

 

[calibeebee]

Drove 45 minutes for a b-ball open gym last night.

Was excited when the dude opening the gym had to cancel last minute.

drove home and went straight to bed, knowing I wouldn’t be sore for the next 5 days.

washed.

 

[team91kix]

I overwatered my grass and i'm salty about it

 

[coldcity]

Welp it’s official....I’m super washed.


just got engaged

Welcome to our club

 

[art vandelay]

I overwatered my grass and i'm salty about it

Hank Hill would be disappointed.

 

[Canadian Destroyer]

You know you're getting fat when you can feel your belly plop down against your belt buckle. Feels mad cold in the winter.

 

[Mark Antony]

Got your bladder all pressed up making go pee often.

 

[townbidness]

I Gotta buy a bigger belt in my 70’ Mustang. Barely able to click it together