Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[titang545]

Housing market is just crazy right now and everything is just way too overpriced at the moment. Especially by me as there's rarely any inventory where I wanna live. 5 BDR's should realistically be around $750-850k around here but theyre all over $1M+ right now. Made a nice chunk off my old crib selling in Jan so I ain't complaining, but I've been outbidded for about 5 houses so far since

And I just copped some crocs for going to and from summer league games and I'm not gonna lie, crocs > slides

Wife and I want to move into a bigger house with a 3/4car garage, but we are at a stalemate on what to do with our current house. She wants to rent it out, I would prefer to sale. Not to thrilled about a million dollar house, and then a renter on the backburner that can screw us at any time.

Oh yeah you on your own with those Crocs. Naw not doing it.

 

[Mark Antony]

When I say a beat still sounds good from the 2000s and all the younger people give me stonefaces. I was listening to "U Don't Know"-Jay-Z and slapping it in my car, and my cousin turns to me and said it sounded ancient.

Damn near 60% of "new" beats I hear are flipped 2000s beats though.

 

[titang545]

Damn near 60% of "new" beats I hear are flipped 2000s beats though.

Oh better yet the exact same 2000 beat with them rapping what use to be a love song.

 

[langfor5]

Standing out front drinking a Michelob Ultra, looking at my yard, said to myself “yep”, my neighbor shouts out “what kind of fertilizer you using “Art”,” made my heart sing.

*** Edit*** I am typically not a beer drinker, I prefer Remy, Courvoisier, or Gentlemen Jack, but I have grown an affinity for Blue Moon and Michelob Ultra.

Was mowing the lawn the other day. It was hot as blazes and my neighbor came out and tossed me a Miller Lite like I was Stone Cold. I don't mess with beer like that but that day that Miller Lite tasted like a vintage Moet Rose.

When I say a beat still sounds good from the 2000s and all the younger people give me stonefaces. I was listening to "U Don't Know"-Jay-Z and slapping it in my car, and my cousin turns to me and said it sounded ancient.

These youngsters just don't know. That's fine. They can stay with these mumble rappers. I'll still be over here bumping real rap from the 90s to 2000s.

 

[eracism]

Could you guys complete a 110m hurdle race? You can do it at your own pace, no rush, just have to complete it.

 

[biggie62]

Could you guys complete a 110m hurdle race? You can do it at your own pace, no rush, just have to complete it.

Can I just push the hurdles over as I approach them?

 

[deusavertat]

Every day I wake up.

 

[deusavertat]

Could you guys complete a 110m hurdle race? You can do it at your own pace, no rush, just have to complete it.

I used to run the hurdles, it's about timing, speed, and coordination. If you lose any of that you will have to clear the hurdle on a simple vertical leap which is difficult. That's why when people slow down or lose that rhythm they fall over the hurdle.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Damn near 60% of "new" beats I hear are flipped 2000s beats though.

Yea but 60% of 2000s beats are flipped 70s and 80s beats

 

[wavycrocket]

Yea but 60% of 2000s beats are flipped 70s and 80s beats

“take hits from the 80s, (yeah yeah)
But do it sound so crazy”

-Ma$e

 

[wayniac211]

Could you guys complete a 110m hurdle race? You can do it at your own pace, no rush, just have to complete it.

 

[akajae]

Could you guys complete a 110m hurdle race? You can do it at your own pace, no rush, just have to complete it.

Spoiler

 

[danikerhino]

damn this actually hurt my feelings

Bruh imagined how I felt in person. I wanted to stop and tell him to get out. That statement had my soul in a dark place for a few minutes.

 

[danikerhino]

Damn near 60% of "new" beats I hear are flipped 2000s beats though.

Or some weak **** made in Pro Tools, half of these SoundCloud artist make that basic **** at home.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

 

[maq25060]

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[Hunnynutcheerios]

If you enjoyed the Lox vs Dipset verzus but was struggling to stay awake you my friend belong in this thread aka me.

 

[mplsdunk]

Me and my boy got into a discussion at work the other day on top load vs front load washing machines.

we quickly cut the convo off and said wtf are we doing? Are we washed?

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

Me and my boy got into a discussion at work the other day on top load vs front load washing machines.

we quickly cut the convo off and said wtf are we doing? Are we washed?

Damn thats washed convo especially if you question it

 

[mplsdunk]

To be fair we it was work related, we get so dirty we were talking about picking up a separate washer for our work clothes.

it’s not like we just slapped a consumer reports down on the table and started comparing them out of the blue.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Me and my boy got into a discussion at work the other day on top load vs front load washing machines.

we quickly cut the convo off and said wtf are we doing? Are we washed?

A decade ago when I was in a meeting at one of my internships and a convo about some random **** like appliances, home care, or retirement strategies started, I used to be seating there screaming internally and wishing everyone would shut up so I could leave

These days, let one ************ bring up something about buying a new carpet cleaner and I'm right in there like...

"Pull up the Wirecutter reviews Sheila.... I'm tellin you the Bissell is the way to go"

 

[mplsdunk]

A decade ago when I was in a meeting at one of my internships and convo about some random **** like appliances, home care, or retirement strategies, I used to be seating there screaming internally and wishing everyone would shut up so I can leave

These days, let one mother****er bring up someone about buying a new carpet cleaner and I'm right in there like...

"Pull up the Wirecutter reviews Sheila.... I'm tellin you the Bissell is the way to go"

bruh it’s the same **** in construction. As an apprentice I’d just be stoked to have health care.

these old washed mf are talking about their plans and stuff like I care I’m just happy to have it at all.

now I’m like “yep, this is a good plan and I’m gonna rack up my health savings account dollars for a hair transfusion.”

 

[putting in work]

Me and my boy got into a discussion at work the other day on top load vs front load washing machines.

we quickly cut the convo off and said wtf are we doing? Are we washed?

Damn

Ultimate washed...

Realizing you're washed, while talking about washing machines, then posting about it in the washed thread

I'm there too my friend

 

[Brownstone]

I'm still recovering from last weekend. It's damn near this weekend

 

[crazy ebw]

Pacing myself while drinking to make it to kickoff for Sunday night football. Halftime basically out of the question.