Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Men and the boys would have definitely started a Rufio! chant every time we seen you dozing off

 

[sonoftony]

I actually like Fritos. The ruffles would've been collecting dust at my crib

 

[kdawg]

Just filling in an online form for something and it needs a passport style photo. No problem, just took a selfie against a white door and uploaded that - but who is the old guy staring back at me?

 

[nikekid6]

I been falling asleep at 9 pm many times over the last two weeks … feels great

 

[art vandelay]

I haven’t listened to music to workout lately, been listening to podcasts during the workouts, #beenwashed

 

[cgs37]

^work the mind and the body. I do the same.

 

[eracism]

anyone mall walk? malls are open earlier than the stores and people, usually seniors, take advantage of this to do their walk

 

[datznasty]

I couldnt even make it into the house to pee, had to pee in the parking lot next to the Durango the other day

 

[Mark Antony]

That's the worst. Had to go so bad once I had to pull over in a parking lot next to the gas station I was headed to use the restroom, couldn't make it. Looked up at the name of the place when i was done and it said something something day school. I was like ****. Luckily it was Saturday night.

 

[datznasty]

Low key it happens almost often, I got the 12z tumbler and stay hydrated but OKC has this thing where gas stations and McDonaldses and retail stores, places that have public bathrooms, put an out of order sign on them or pretend they dont have them especially the closer you get to downtown because druggies use them and do weird **** and leave them unbearable sometimes you go in one and wish you hada just peed outside. OKCPD installed rtic cameras all over the city i wonder how often I’m on cctv live feed just whipping it out right fast

 

[lauk4kicks]

Kid brought home an antique presentation assignment (talk about an antique).

One of the examples listed was a digital camera. DIGITAL! lol. myyyy goodnesss.

 

[el presidente]

This slipped out last night, during general conversation:

“When I was in high school, 20 years ago…”

 

[el presidente]

When you gotta go, you gotta go

A few years back before I discovered Lactaid, I had to pull over at a gas station to handle business. For those familiar with LA, it was one of the places in Mid-Wilshire where the gas is always $1-$2 more expensive. I wasn’t going for gas, so whatever.

I step inside and ask to use the bathroom. I must’ve had a certain look in my eye - dude says “nah, I just cleaned it”. Why does that matter? But anyways, I insist and he told me to wait 15 minutes. He must’ve thought that would make me leave. He thought wrong.

It was around 6 pm so I wasn’t tripping. Waited outside, witnessed a random drug deal, and did what I had to do

 

[adobecs4]

When you gotta go, you gotta go

A few years back before I discovered Lactaid, I had to pull over at a gas station to handle business. For those familiar with LA, it was one of the places in Mid-Wilshire where the gas is always $1-$2 more expensive. I wasn’t going for gas, so whatever.

I step inside and ask to use the bathroom. I must’ve had a certain look in my eye - dude says “nah, I just cleaned it”. Why does that matter? But anyways, I insist and he told me to wait 15 minutes. He must’ve thought that would make me leave. He thought wrong.

It was around 6 pm so I wasn’t tripping. Waited outside, witnessed a random drug deal, and did what I had to do

This you?

 

[mplsdunk]

I was just trying to buy something online. It wouldn’t go through so I called customer service.

I was like this isn’t going through idk why, she goes no problem buy it with the card on file?

I say yes, she says it’s expired that’s why it won’t go through.

My dumb *** spent 20 minutes trying to buy with an expired card and it took her 15 seconds.

 

[art vandelay]

Is there anything worse than washed? If so, I’m that. Yesterday I went to the gym, came home, showered, played some video games until my wife got home from work, we ate dinner and chilled. Now, for a good amount of this time I felt like there was a cramp on my left side and felt slightly nauseated, but in my mind, it wasn’t a big deal because I’ve lowkey been feeling this for about a week and some change. Anyway, I go to the kitchen to get one last plate before I attempt to put the food away, I felt a surge of pain in my side, so I bent over some, thinking I’d just relieve some of the pain, next thing I remember is waking up on the kitchen floor confused …… I’m kind of shook.

 

[tokes99]

Is there anything worse than washed? If so, I’m that. Yesterday I went to the gym, came home, showered, played some video games until my wife got home from work, we ate dinner and chilled. Now, for a good amount of this time I felt like there was a cramp on my left side and felt slightly nauseated, but in my mind, it wasn’t a big deal because I’ve lowkey been feeling this for about a week and some change. Anyway, I go to the kitchen to get one last plate before I attempt to put the food away, I felt a surge of pain in my side, so I bent over some, thinking I’d just relieve some of the pain, next thing I remember is waking up on the kitchen floor confused …… I’m kind of shook.

what happened? did your ol’ lady find you or you came to on your own? how long were you out??

 

[art vandelay]

what happened? did your ol’ lady find you or you came to on your own? how long were you out??

I honestly don’t know how long I was out, came to on my own, and thank God she didn’t come in on that, all I remember was coming to wondering why I was on the floor with my side still hurting and my whole stomach felt like it was on fire.

 

[datznasty]

that sounds medical level washed, clinically washed. You might need to visit the Dr on that one my G. I hope everything is ok

 

[art vandelay]

that sounds medical level washed, clinically washed. You might need to visit the Dr on that one my G. I hope everything is ok

Fam, I’m DOA at clinically washed

 

[a-friend]

Is there anything worse than washed? If so, I’m that. Yesterday I went to the gym, came home, showered, played some video games until my wife got home from work, we ate dinner and chilled. Now, for a good amount of this time I felt like there was a cramp on my left side and felt slightly nauseated, but in my mind, it wasn’t a big deal because I’ve lowkey been feeling this for about a week and some change. Anyway, I go to the kitchen to get one last plate before I attempt to put the food away, I felt a surge of pain in my side, so I bent over some, thinking I’d just relieve some of the pain, next thing I remember is waking up on the kitchen floor confused …… I’m kind of shook.

Buddy at work came in Friday 8am looking hung over so I threw him some BCPOWDER.
Said it wasn’t a hang over and described symptoms similar to yours.
He lugged around all day staring into space slumped in every chair he sat.
About 7pm the Manager self diagnosed him and sent him to ER with a diagnosis of APPENDICITIS
Buddy spent the night in the ER and got his appendix removed yesterday at 9am.

Take care of yourself.

 

[datznasty]

sheesh, Tony Baker got his appendix removed and whatever symptoms or reactions from the whole ordeal gave him like 25lbs of weight loss

 

[executive76]

 

[TSCQ]

Aging sucks.

 

[dakingii]

Most of them look about the same honestly.