Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

"I told my *****, “If I gotta be faithful, I might fall off”

Future tried to warn me.. I haven't had a "serious" relationship in decades.. because I like smashing ******

Now im in a serious relationship and I completely fall off.. WASHED..

I'm about to go back to.. my old lifestyle of when..

I got a mistress.. a girlfriend.. and a wife on the side..

 

[cgs37]

Yellow lays chips wear you down slowly bc someone’s gotta finish those leftover bags over the years.

 

[cgs37]

Who’s last man standing in your home?

Yellow Lays or OG Fritos

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Who’s last man standing in your home?

Yellow Lays or OG Fritos

OG Fritos is the arby of the variety pack..

 

[earldagoat]

Who’s last man standing in your home?

Yellow Lays or OG Fritos

The yellow lays are gonna need some dip

 

[townbidness]

I Can down some lays with tapatio and lemon.
Aint no saving Fritos.

 

[blacklion23]

Who’s last man standing in your home?

Yellow Lays or OG Fritos

Back in my childhood it was Fritos. Throughout my kids childhood it was definitely Cheetos. They didnt get touched period lol.

 

[executive76]

 

[ALNotSure]

Created an account to save money. Drove to Belk at 9:30am, they open at 10:00. At 10 AM me and 5 old ladies rush the doors. I picked up my order. Walked around and bought a christmas teddy bear on sale.

W A S H E D


FYI shocked at good the Tacoma TRD Pro is

 

[MetalMario]

Fritos is a usual topping with chili

 

[jape]

Fritos is a usual topping with chili

Yeah but we gotta make chilli just to eat a bag of chips?

All I need is some bean dip and I’d take that down but really those Fritos are staying in the pantry

 

[datznasty]

Just got my first pair of actual crocs. Never wearing real shoes again. These and Nike offlines, which are more of a mule/slide than a croc since they're not foam, for life. ANd then I did research and saw those Merrell brand ones, already in the mail

 

[ootherocoo]

Who’s last man standing in your home?

Yellow Lays or OG Fritos

Kids wouldn't touch Frito's with a 10ft pole. I bought these variety pack for the kids school snacks for about 6 months and never ate them, so after all the Fritos piled up I threw them out. Fast forward 6 months later, my wife buys a family size bag to make haystacks for her lunch. You wouldn't believe it but these kids ate the entire bag and them proceeded to tell me that they "love them". I never wanted to toss my kids out a window so bad...SMH

PS: I got sick this week, and while showering I sneezed and pulled a muscle in my back. I've been taking Aleve "back and muscle pain" round the clock...SMH

 

[Mark Antony]

Yeah there's always fritos and regular lays left.

 

[picasso swerve]

Who’s last man standing in your home?

Yellow Lays or OG Fritos

Wait what? People dont like the OG Lays? Those are by far my fav, with a sandwich its undefeated.

 

[thadangerousmind]

No chip compliments a sandwich like OG Lays. You'll be almost 40 before you realize it though.

 

[Mark Antony]

Nah, Salt and vinegar or Salt and pepper utz much better.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Fritos are and Fritos boats with chili and cheese are but chili cheese Fritos are can't stand yellow bag lays or plain ruffles either

 

[1995]

My new hobby

 

[lovehateself]

yall can keep the sour cream and onion lays

 

[Mark Antony]

I quit drinking a while back due to health but missed it every now and then so looked up something light and easy to find. Saw that brewers liked Miller High life/Coors banquet/modelo (used to drink microbrews or belgian tripels). End up picking them up way too often now. Easy drink and refreshing when ice cold. Gotta stop though, feel like gateway drinks. And they still kick my butt.

 

[nikekid6]

yall can keep the sour cream and onion lays

Og lays / regular kettle ftw

 

[adobecs4]

No chip compliments a sandwich like OG Lays. You'll be almost 40 before you realize it though.

Started putting them or the kettle joints on the sandwich a few months ago and been locked in since

 

[lauk4kicks]

Niece is now watching movies and hanging out with her friends at the movie theatre I grew up going to in high school. Watched Fast and the furious on opening night.

 

[calibeebee]

Went to a movie themed holiday party over the weekend.

Washed sign number 1: nobody knew who Rufio was because most people weren’t born when Hook came out.

Washed sign number 2: this was 9pm after too many Old Fashioned’s

Spoiler

Ya boy was TOAST