Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[Fozz]

I went to Kendrick's DAMN Tour on a Wednesday night. He started doing his old records and said "We can do this all night yall", I yelled "oh no we can't, a n gotta work in the morning and I need sleep"

 

[Fozz]

our apartments do free brunch/lunch every other saturday for the residents
they are doing brisket and chicken nachos today and im not going to get any cause i don't wan't to go over my caloric limit.

C'mon, man! That sounds like a legit deal.

Our apartment hires this wack mexican food stand every month.

 

[ahat]

Your apartments cater on the weekends? Wtf? Where yin's live? Any vacancies?

 

[RustyShackleford]

I realize I am collecting doctors.

When I was young, I had one doctor, when to that fool for everything.

Now I got:

-Primary Care Doctor
-Allergist
-Dermatologist (she helps me sexy my grill up)
-Endocrinologist (to manage a pituitary gland tumor I got)
-Urologist (because of a family risk of prostate cancer and a cancer scare I had last year)
-Cardiologist (my dad and other relatives had strokes in their 40s) so I am taking precautions
-Optometrist (I go to him because I get a free visit from my job)
-Dentist/Dental Hygienist


so washed

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

I realize I am collecting doctors.

When I was young, I had one doctor, when to that fool for everything.

Now I got:

-Primary Care Doctor
-Allergist
-Dermatologist (she helps me sexy my grill up)
-Endocrinologist (to manage a pituitary gland tumor I got)
-Urologist (because of a family risk of prostate cancer and a cancer scare I had last year)
-Cardiologist (my dad and other relatives had strokes in their 40s) so I am taking precautions
-Optometrist (I go to him because I get a free visit from my job)
-Dentist/Dental Hygienist


so washed

New doctors should be able to do it all, but lazy. Most vacations and holidays of anyone on my timeline

 

[PrisonerofDoom83]

 

[pums]

Playing basketball and thinking how sore you’re gonna be the next day.

Lower back and legs are hell the next day

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Playing basketball and thinking how sore you’re gonna be the next day.

 

[Nouss]

I realize I am collecting doctors.

When I was young, I had one doctor, when to that fool for everything.

Now I got:

-Primary Care Doctor
-Allergist
-Dermatologist (she helps me sexy my grill up)
-Endocrinologist (to manage a pituitary gland tumor I got)
-Urologist (because of a family risk of prostate cancer and a cancer scare I had last year)
-Cardiologist (my dad and other relatives had strokes in their 40s) so I am taking precautions
-Optometrist (I go to him because I get a free visit from my job)
-Dentist/Dental Hygienist


so washed

Yo my physician asked about my prostate...yo im 30

 

[ahat]

Yo my physician asked about my prostate...yo im 30

My pops was telling me his doctor told him he had to do a prostate exam. She said he can either do a PSA or the other way. He's like **** that I'm doing the PSA. She's tryna tell him the other way isn't that bad and it's quick, etc etc. He told me he's like listen doc, I'm more worried you gonna want a second opinion. Let's just do the PSA. He said doc was dying laughing

 

[kvsm23vs24]

Man. Need some of y’all ages.

I hope none are under 33.

I mean I fall asleep early, but that’s only because I have to be awake at 450 to work.

 

[cs02132]

I’ll go lay down and be like “let me rest my eyes for a minute”

 

[youngthundercat]

I had two strong beers Thursday night, felt fine when I woke up, but as the morning progressed a hangover kicked in so bad I almost puked at the office a few times. Thought I was gonna faint sitting through a morning meeting. Called it quits after lunch came home and took a nap. Washed.

jesus Christ off two?

 

[SuperQ]

Was looking at the schedule for Nipsey Hussle's tour.... Concert starts at 8:30 on a work night. I'm good. 21 year old Adobecs4 would've been there no hesitation

I took the next day off from work. I’m good. Not missing Nip on tour.

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

Pretty sure I'm getting arthritis

I had two strong beers Thursday night, felt fine when I woke up, but as the morning progressed a hangover kicked in so bad I almost puked at the office a few times. Thought I was gonna faint sitting through a morning meeting. Called it quits after lunch came home and took a nap. Washed.

Thats from not drinking enough water tho(usually)

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

My knees be aching ****

 

[lovehateself]

My knees be aching ****

My hair thinning but thank god I can still
Put it down on the court...lord take my hair but don’t take my jump shot

 

[pmpdaddyrobford]

My knees be aching ****

Yo I was close to gettin water in my knees and heel spurs from wearing Jordans

My hair thinning but thank god I can still
Put it down on the court...lord take my hair but don’t take my jump shot

I'm also growing my beard... Cuz... It ain't growin on my head

 

[SlunderKingpin]

I’ll go lay down and be like “let me rest my eyes for a minute”

My grandmoms says that all the time.

 

[Chopper]

jesus Christ off two?

Pathetic. Never in my life have I been that weak.

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

I have to get haircuts every week still
My messican hair still thick

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

My hair thinning but thank god I can still
Put it down on the court...lord take my hair but don’t take my jump shot

My hammys been aching too smh

 

[adobecs4]

Had my flag football game this morning... Didn't stretch before. 6 hours later and my legs are on FIRE.

 

[getback]

This came out 30 years ago today.

 

[adobecs4]

10pm and I am comfortably in bed. Love it.