Need $1000 quick...what to do?

[parada45]

I know this Harlem Shake Contest where the winner gets $1000

 

[L7oser]

I know this Harlem Shake Contest where the winner gets $1000

Classic!

 

[legendairy stinson]

Sell your body for $10 to 100 ugly chicks

Still think this is the best option

 

[melo0115]

Hit up a yard sale you might get lucky like this guy... LOL

 

[moe szyslak]

this is one of the most unhelpful threads I've ever seen on NT