Stranger: i like you
Stranger: hell, you can come over to my house and ++## my sister
You: really?
You: how old is she
Stranger: are you calling me a liar?
Stranger: she's however old you want the ID to say
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You: Location found.
Stranger: good thing i'm in Nigeria!
Stranger: do you like gladiator movies?