nt tell me a joke........make it funny tho

Originally Posted by NKEAIR

Originally Posted by seniosoul

Why does a dude go on NT, make a post asking others to tell him funny jokes?

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YNS
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Originally Posted by MikeTysontheKiller

ok, ok , ok ,ok. I got this one from a joke thread some time ago.

Why did the Koala fall off the tree?
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Because it was dead

Why did the parrot fall off the tree?
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Because it was stapled to the Koala

Something like this. lol.
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Originally Posted by THE FAME

Alright 2 old people were fighting....

The old lady : Now I know why they call you Pa.
Cause you are Paaaathetic.


The old man: Well now I know why they call ya Ma.
Cause you always riding Ma @%$.
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dam old ppl talkin like
 
On a farm one morning... A mom told her son, go feed the animals. He went out, but being lazy, he kicked the pig, the cow, and the chicken.
He came inside, and his mom brought him a plate for breakfast. But it was empty.
The son asked the mom, why is their no food? The mom, an animal lover, said, "you kicked the pig, so no bacon. You kicked the cow, so no milk. You kickedthe chicken, so no eggs."
Suddenly, his dad came running down the stairs in a hurry. He kicked the cat out of the way on his way down.
The son said, "Damn, I ain't gonna have no brothers or sisters either."
 
what do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad (towed)

What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall? Dam(n)

What kind of shoes do swedish people wear in the caribbean? Bumbaclogs

What do you get when you mix a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-cow (you have to say it likebow-chicka-bow-wow)
 
A man was stranded in the middle of the ocean.....

a boat came by to help him, he said " no thank you, god will save me "

another boat came to help, he said " no thank you, god will save me "


he drowned, woke up in heaven and said " god why didnt you save me?


god said, I SENT YOU TWO BIG BOATS YA DUMMY!
 
Originally Posted by FrankReynolds420

Says team marvel fan lol

come on now....i'm the hulk, you know i'm smashin. alright, maybe i shouldn't say YNS but ........really...come on.
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Originally Posted by THE FAME

Alright 2 old people were fighting....

The old lady : Now I know why they call you Pa.
Cause you are Paaaathetic.


The old man: Well now I know why they call ya Ma.
Cause you always riding Ma @%$.
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Tell me why I just heard this on King of The Hill like 2-5 mins ago...
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Originally Posted by Bombbiggidyphil

Originally Posted by FrankReynolds420

Says team marvel fan lol

come on now....i'm the hulk, you know i'm smashin. alright, maybe i shouldn't say YNS but ........really...come on.
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When you're on a team full of Cartoon Characters

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YNS
 
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