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Originally Posted by NKEAIR
nt tell me a joke........make it funny tho
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Originally Posted by THE FAME
Alright 2 old people were fighting....
The old lady : Now I know why they call you Pa.
Cause you are Paaaathetic.
The old man: Well now I know why they call ya Ma.
Cause you always riding Ma @%$.
dam old ppl talkin like
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what does a gay horse eat?
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haaaaaaaaaaaay!
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On a farm one morning... A mom told her son, go feed the animals. He went out, but being lazy, he kicked the pig, the cow, and the chicken.
He came inside, and his mom brought him a plate for breakfast. But it was empty.
The son asked the mom, why is their no food? The mom, an animal lover, said, "you kicked the pig, so no bacon. You kicked the cow, so no milk. You kickedthe chicken, so no eggs."
Suddenly, his dad came running down the stairs in a hurry. He kicked the cat out of the way on his way down.
The son said, "Damn, I ain't gonna have no brothers or sisters either."
He came inside, and his mom brought him a plate for breakfast. But it was empty.
The son asked the mom, why is their no food? The mom, an animal lover, said, "you kicked the pig, so no bacon. You kicked the cow, so no milk. You kickedthe chicken, so no eggs."
Suddenly, his dad came running down the stairs in a hurry. He kicked the cat out of the way on his way down.
The son said, "Damn, I ain't gonna have no brothers or sisters either."
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What do you call gay mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Juan on Juan.
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these joke are wack.
what do you call a deer with no eyes??
I have no-eyed-deer
what do you call a deer with no eyes??
I have no-eyed-deer
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what do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad (towed)
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall? Dam(n)
What kind of shoes do swedish people wear in the caribbean? Bumbaclogs
What do you get when you mix a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-cow (you have to say it likebow-chicka-bow-wow)
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall? Dam(n)
What kind of shoes do swedish people wear in the caribbean? Bumbaclogs
What do you get when you mix a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-cow (you have to say it likebow-chicka-bow-wow)
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I loledOriginally Posted by HyphySole
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, cold blooded man.
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I guess if you type YNS you will get a laughing icon. I don't see how that was remotely funny.
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Originally Posted by Gordonson
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YNS
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Says team marvel fan lol
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A man was stranded in the middle of the ocean.....
a boat came by to help him, he said " no thank you, god will save me "
another boat came to help, he said " no thank you, god will save me "
he drowned, woke up in heaven and said " god why didnt you save me?
god said, I SENT YOU TWO BIG BOATS YA DUMMY!
a boat came by to help him, he said " no thank you, god will save me "
another boat came to help, he said " no thank you, god will save me "
he drowned, woke up in heaven and said " god why didnt you save me?
god said, I SENT YOU TWO BIG BOATS YA DUMMY!
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^^ Pursuit of Happyness
Favorite movie..
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come on now....i'm the hulk, you know i'm smashin. alright, maybe i shouldn't say YNS but ........really...come on.
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Tell me why I just heard this on King of The Hill like 2-5 mins ago...Originally Posted by THE FAME
Alright 2 old people were fighting....
The old lady : Now I know why they call you Pa.
Cause you are Paaaathetic.
The old man: Well now I know why they call ya Ma.
Cause you always riding Ma @%$.
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When you're on a team full of Cartoon Characters
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Originally Posted by razzle dazzle
^^ Pursuit of HappynessFavorite movie..
Knock Knock
Who's there?
nobody
Nobody who?
...........
Nobody who?
...........
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