NT WHERE DO I GET ONE? VOL. GIRLFRIENDS

[nako xl]

Originally Posted by bangtcg

Originally Posted by Nako XL

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by Be23ForLife

i too would like to know? {Andre 3000} "where do all the good girls go" {Andre 3000}

beeeeehoooooold a laaaaaadaaaayyyyy

i seriously get asked this all the damned time. "why are you single? you're a pretty girl"

my mother told me i need to hang out in bars next to hospitals so i could meet a doctor

I just don't get why you keep frontin on me like we didn't already talk about this. I'm tryna give you the world girl...

looks at your sig

Bana's family. If Simply would wake up and see what's right in front of her, maybe one day she and I could have our own.

someday...

about 42 dates at Olive Garden later.

 

[deletedelete]

wow you nters sure are eager to take me to the olive garden

. first mayor, now you. aw shucks you're making me feel spoiled.

 

[adamsd11]

Originally Posted by lurkin2long

Originally Posted by lil rell

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by Be23ForLife

i too would like to know? {Andre 3000} "where do all the good girls go" {Andre 3000}

beeeeehoooooold a laaaaaadaaaayyyyy

i seriously get asked this all the damned time. "why are you single? you're a pretty girl"

my mother told me i need to hang out in bars next to hospitals so i could meet a doctor

pm me, maybe i can help you with this problem of yours......

its a trap.

this guy has a lot of baggage.

 

[atlien seeko]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

wow you nters sure are eager to take me to the olive garden

. first mayor, now you. aw shucks you're making me feel spoiled.

Can I take you to Quizno's?

 

[bangtcg]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

wow you nters sure are eager to take me to the olive garden

. first mayor, now you. aw shucks you're making me feel spoiled.

dudes like him know you girls will be busy munching on the free salad and bread sticks. be weary when he tells the waiter to come back in a fewminutes.

 

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by bangtcg

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

wow you nters sure are eager to take me to the olive garden

. first mayor, now you. aw shucks you're making me feel spoiled.

dudes like him know you girls will be busy munching on the free salad and bread sticks. be weary when he tells the waiter to come back in a few minutes.

i know how men work. why do you think i peruse NT?

i takenotes fellas

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

wow you nters sure are eager to take me to the olive garden

. first mayor, now you. aw shucks you're making me feel spoiled.

Baby you're worth it

 

[thasoleful1]

how old are u? if my mom n aunt did that it would be on like donkey kong

 

[nako xl]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

wow you nters sure are eager to take me to the olive garden

. first mayor, now you. aw shucks you're making me feel spoiled.

how the hell are you gonna speak my name in the same breath as mayor's?

I'm here trying to romance you, and you're comparing me to tar monsters.

I mean it's gonna take a couple of dates at the olive garden (maybe ruby tuesday to switch things up and keep it classy, every now and then) to get to knoweach other.

But i'll treat you nice girl. A movie and a slice of pizza every Friday!

And if you play your cards right, I'd even take you to the nyc law school ball and everything.

I'm gonna be the next Johnny Cochran baby. Imagine how good you'll look standing next to me in those pictures in the papers. (you gotta make sure youonly wear red though. it makes my eyes pop.)

EDIT

You know what? Girl, I'd even let you order the lobster with the cheddar biscuits! That's how much you mean to me!

 

[deletedelete]

pizza

but sounds good.

 

[antonlavey]

COLD BLOODED NAKO

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by bangtcg

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

wow you nters sure are eager to take me to the olive garden

. first mayor, now you. aw shucks you're making me feel spoiled.

dudes like him know you girls will be busy munching on the free salad and bread sticks. be weary when he tells the waiter to come back in a few minutes.

i know how men work. why do you think i peruse NT?

i take notes fellas

what else can you take babygirl ?

 

[i r andre]

Originally Posted by lurkin2long

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by J d0t c0medy

I was going to say church but...

Can't you get one of those emo chicks by being a satanist? Isn't that the point?

LOL @ people all of a sudden concerned about my non-religious views......google it, it's not that serious. I am an atheist who shares philosophical beliefs with the founder of the Satanist church. I don't hang out with emos and goths, I'm more "normal" than you would think.

you need to love jesus before you can love a woman my man.

Loving Jesus is gay.

 

[951guero]

So are you santanic

 

[icyyyesr two3]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

wow you nters sure are eager to take me to the olive garden

. first mayor, now you. aw shucks you're making me feel spoiled.

You down for In 'N Out?

 

[robby valentino]

Its too late for me to read that tar monster @$%%

 

[kix4kix]

Originally Posted by I R Andre

Originally Posted by lurkin2long

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by J d0t c0medy

I was going to say church but...

Can't you get one of those emo chicks by being a satanist? Isn't that the point?

LOL @ people all of a sudden concerned about my non-religious views......google it, it's not that serious. I am an atheist who shares philosophical beliefs with the founder of the Satanist church. I don't hang out with emos and goths, I'm more "normal" than you would think.

you need to love jesus before you can love a woman my man.

Loving Jesus is gay.

So is mocking someone's beliefs

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by I R Andre

Originally Posted by lurkin2long

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by J d0t c0medy

I was going to say church but...

Can't you get one of those emo chicks by being a satanist? Isn't that the point?

LOL @ people all of a sudden concerned about my non-religious views......google it, it's not that serious. I am an atheist who shares philosophical beliefs with the founder of the Satanist church. I don't hang out with emos and goths, I'm more "normal" than you would think.

you need to love jesus before you can love a woman my man.

Loving Jesus is gay.

 

[951guero]

^

 

[keepzdasneakz]

Hahaha, really man?

That might be something drastic for you if indeed all your stories are true. You might end up hurting a girl, so my suggestion:

And I quote Ne-Yo:

"I'll be ya boyfriend, baby I'll be ya boyfriend....be ya boyfriend til the the song goes on"

 

[kix4kix]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by I R Andre

Originally Posted by lurkin2long

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by J d0t c0medy

I was going to say church but...

Can't you get one of those emo chicks by being a satanist? Isn't that the point?

LOL @ people all of a sudden concerned about my non-religious views......google it, it's not that serious. I am an atheist who shares philosophical beliefs with the founder of the Satanist church. I don't hang out with emos and goths, I'm more "normal" than you would think.

you need to love jesus before you can love a woman my man.

Loving Jesus is gay.

Oh I get it

 

[i r andre]

I wasn't mocking your belief I apologize if it came off that way it was all a joke.


Dont ban me holden please.

 

[antonlavey]

I'm going to hell, I apologize....that was in bad taste

 

[nako xl]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

pizza

but sounds good.

you're from nyc and you don't like pizza?? hmm, in hindsight, i don't know if this will work.

i'm feelin the sparks, but it's looking like there might be some philosophical differences.

I don't know... I don't know if this carnal physical connection we've got going is gonna be enough to overcome that.

But I guess we could give it a try.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by justhotkicks

Originally Posted by s dubl

ebay

Well, women generally go to the highest bidder.

Ahhh you arrive just in time Captain Obvious

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