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hahaha thats wack yo! yer mom and aunt thinks you are gay lol...
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Great post.Originally Posted by brettTHEjett
Thing about girls is.....as long as you put yourself out there and are not hostile/closed in then it'll come naturally. Make eye contact with every girl you'd consider. Smile/smirk. If there is a spark then act on it. If there is no spark then walk on to the next one you'd go for.
In my mind I have the perfect women. I will never see a girl like this because she has the exact ****/#*!/hips/legs/face/personality. When I see a girl who fits as much of this proverbial bill as possible she's my 10/10 even though she might normally be a 7-8/10 t everyone els. Your 7/10 is my 10/10...weird I know. But the point is that i'm appreciating her beauty.
Girls have the same set of ideas. Eventually a girl is gonna see you and your gonna be her 10/10 even though you are typically far from that haha. Everyone has their ideal mate in mind. Just keep yourself avail and approachable and they will literally fall on your lap
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
Yes as a matter of fact I am. It is pretty obvious in my sig....but back to the issue at hand. Where can I get one of those fresh off the boat Japanese girlfriends old white dudes be getting?Originally Posted by lurkin2long
Originally Posted by crazykicks4306
anton lavey is some guy who worshiped the devil..Originally Posted by lurkin2long
is your s/n your real name?
OP tryna avoid my question.
you down with satanism OP?
1.Originally Posted by LuckyP25
Ok so i checked out some of your post cause i have nothing better to do right now. I only looked for like 5 minutes so there's probably some more.Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
yes I joke around a lot but most of my threads/posts are genuine....Originally Posted by LuckyP25
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
Aite so my mom and aunt called me out for not having a girlfriend, insinuating that i was gay.
Dont take this offensive but unless im getting you confused with someone else, You have posted alot of suspect stuff before. Maybe its cause you joke around like that in real life too.
-You posted several suspect comments on the "Females beast too" thread including a post naming and describing your Niketalk man crushes
-You said you accept drinks from homosexuals
-You said "He likes fat white women, I respected him more when I thought he was gay. "
-I am against prop 8 too but you seem to frequent that thread ALOT
-You have a gay housemate
EDIT: Just wanted to add the point that since you say your not gay, Its easy to get misconstrued when you say stuff like this.
..you asked.Originally Posted by eye see soles
What are views satanist hold?
I'm curious.
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
Aite so my mom and aunt called me out for not having a girlfriend, insinuating that i was gay.I didn't know how to tell mom that I rather have (protected) sex with !%*%@$ and random women I meet at bars/parties.
Anyhow I decided to give this gf thing a try, where do I start looking?I'm debating bringing a female model/stripper back for Christmas dinner.
to add to thatOriginally Posted by brettTHEjett
..you asked.Originally Posted by eye see soles
What are views satanist hold?
I'm curious.
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]9. Do not harm little children.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
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Wow. If you adhere to these commandments, you'll never get a girlfriend (that is, if they're not of the emo brand).Originally Posted by brettTHEjett
..you asked.Originally Posted by eye see soles
What are views satanist hold?
I'm curious.
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]9. Do not harm little children.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.[/font]
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
[/font]
We are glorified atheistsOriginally Posted by brettTHEjett
I like this one: 9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
What a parody. You know that these guys who made this were laughing a bit at themselves. They know it's not 100% serious.
Membership is only $200!!!
Originally Posted by eye see soles
Wow. If you adhere to these commandments, you'll never get a girlfriend (that is, if they're not of the emo brand).Originally Posted by brettTHEjett
..you asked.Originally Posted by eye see soles
What are views satanist hold?
I'm curious.
Carry on.
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
We are glorified atheistsOriginally Posted by brettTHEjett
I like this one: 9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
What a parody. You know that these guys who made this were laughing a bit at themselves. They know it's not 100% serious.
Membership is only $200!!!
Sure bro, whatever helps you sleep better at night.Originally Posted by DeeNyce
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
We are glorified atheistsOriginally Posted by brettTHEjett
I like this one: 9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
What a parody. You know that these guys who made this were laughing a bit at themselves. They know it's not 100% serious.
Membership is only $200!!!
and you're a 21 year old virgin
Originally Posted by brettTHEjett
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
HAHA
Originally Posted by brettTHEjett
Originally Posted by eye see soles
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.[/font]
Originally Posted by essential
Originally Posted by brettTHEjett
Originally Posted by eye see soles
[font=Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif]5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.[/font]
what would this be? i'm curious.