Official 2018 NBA Preseason Thread - Jimmy Butler Does Things

[junglejim]

I think we can all agree that the Clippers won the offseason. Amirite?

 

[noblekane]

Didn't LA retire Cedric Caballos number ?

yea they did it right after his blind fold dunk

 

[freeze]

 

[addict4sneakers]

I’m going to start calling y’all the 10%. You like exactly 10% of the league. Such a safe number. That's like a 40-degree day. Ain't nobody got nothing to say about a 40-degree day. Four is like fifty. Bring a smile to your face. Five teams is sixty, ****, *****s is damn near barbecuing in honor of that **********er. Go down to two or even one *****s get their ***** on about fanhood. Get their blood complaining. But three teams in 2018? Nobody give a **** about a 40. Nobody remember 40, and y'all fans is giving me way too many 40-degree days! What the ****?

 

[BIG FISH]

those dudes just look at advanced stats and choose their team based off that

 

[noblekane]

Somebody pull up some old Magic tweets please signifying his incompetence for me again.

 

[freeze]

I think one of my favorite new features of NT S&T has to be storm2006 rants. Straight gems. And be random as hell and never quite sure whom they're directed at . bullets aint got no names on em. dudes pets is getting hit while they peeing. Bro throws on the blindfold and unloads the extendo

 

[noblekane]

Kang

 

[freeze]

Somebody pull up some old Magic tweets please signifying his incompetence for me again.

Rich Paul dont trust Rob Lowe. He learned from them Farley movies. Dude shady.

 

[storm2006]

Another dude I forgot moonlight on his Eros ****s (I just learned about that last month when a pro tried to recruit me a customer) is B Sox . I think he’s picked up a couple teams. Obviously Celtics, Bron’s Team and I believe Suns (could be wrong)

 

[wavycrocket]

those dudes just look at advanced stats and choose their team based off that

Yeah, no....Melo the reason I’m a nuggets fan. Stockton and Sloan....then D-Will the reason I’m a Jazz fan.

After the 04 season....Bron will be rooted against til he hangs it up. I’ve always hated the Lakers (team underdog)....Ironically....Magic Johnson is dope....and i woulda been a Magic fan (possibly Lakers) had I been born a decade earlier.

But that’s the essence of my fandom. Go Nuggets. Go Jazz.

F Bron
ALA
F Kobe

 

[BIG FISH]

Yeah, no....Melo the reason I’m a nuggets fan. Stockton and Sloan....then D-Will the reason I’m a Jazz fan.

After the 04 season....Bron will be rooted against til he hangs it up. I’ve always hated the Lakers (team underdog)....Ironically....Magic Johnson is dope....and i woulda been a Magic fan (possibly Lakers) had I been born a decade earlier.

But that’s the essence of my fandom. Go Nuggets. Go Jazz.

F Bron
ALA
F Kobe

Lmao I wasn’t serious bro

 

[CHAOSE57]

So clean

 

[IATT]

 

[BIG FISH]

why ima twolves fan...

Spoiler

And Eagles

 

[addict4sneakers]

why ima twolves fan...

Spoiler

And Eagles

What kind of nick jr stuff is this?

 

[B Sox]

Another dude I forgot moonlight on his Eros ****s (I just learned about that last month when a pro tried to recruit me a customer) is B Sox . I think he’s picked up a couple teams. Obviously Celtics, Bron’s Team and I believe Suns (could be wrong)

Celtics








Mavs (Luka Hive)
Suns (Real Young Core)

 

[noblekane]

Celtics








Mavs (Luka Hive)
Suns (Real Young Core)

you forgot the lakers

my man lakersox!

 

[shotsrangout]

I think one of my favorite new features of NT S&T has to be storm2006 rants. Straight gems. And be random as hell and never quite sure whom they're directed at . bullets aint got no names on em. dudes pets is getting hit while they peeing. Bro throws on the blindfold and unloads the extendo

You got kneepads on ?

 

[ballinsam23]

backyard baseball and basketball was the ****

 

[getback]

Please god offer him a big deal so I don’t have to deal with his flopping anymore on the Celtics

Nah you'll just get a heavier dose of the dude who torched you guys.

 

[B Sox]

you forgot the lakers

my man lakersox!

Y'all can have your 6 seed and LeBron's retirement tour.

 

[buc em]

Oh **** they actually liked the post

 

[shotsrangout]

Kyle korver was ******* awful in the playoffs why would anyone want him

 

[BIG FISH]

Korver would be unplayable vs GSW and Boston lol