Official Confessions Thread. vol: Aint had one of these in a while.

I just lost my car.engine gone. Actually kind of relieved it was draining me with repairs and now I can focus on better things.

I am trying to find a bad chick to be friends with but it is so damn hard to find a female friend who I don't wanna bone.

I really despise my father.
 
I just lost my car.engine gone. Actually kind of relieved it was draining me with repairs and now I can focus on better things.

I am trying to find a bad chick to be friends with but it is so damn hard to find a female friend who I don't wanna bone.

I really despise my father.
 
Originally Posted by kix4kix

I just lost my car.engine gone. Actually kind of relieved it was draining me with repairs and now I can focus on better things.

I am trying to find a bad chick to be friends with but it is so damn hard to find a female friend who I don't wanna bone.

I really despise my father.

Haven't been in the NFC North thread lately huh? 
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Originally Posted by kix4kix

I just lost my car.engine gone. Actually kind of relieved it was draining me with repairs and now I can focus on better things.

I am trying to find a bad chick to be friends with but it is so damn hard to find a female friend who I don't wanna bone.

I really despise my father.

Haven't been in the NFC North thread lately huh? 
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Originally Posted by Al Audi

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by Nike Star Jay

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I'm gay

Prove it.
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I'm almost certain you're bi-curious.
12. Gay people fascinate me...(and that's all that I am going to say about that).

Perhaps...though I can assure you that my curiosity has little to do with "sex."

Taking a grad level developmental bio course this semester. We talked about the science behind homosexuality--needless to say that's where my interest lie.

It's a controversial topic (hence the "that's all that I am going to say about that").

Take it however you will, though.


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anton unkle tom tryna holla holla holla




"Son...i'm UnkleTom...I lubbb the p_$$_...i'm 'bout that Booty sweat mannnnn."

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**sends a secret pm to Anton:

Son, if you really 'bout that life, I will literally suck your ____, right now.

I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.

Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.**


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Originally Posted by Al Audi

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by Nike Star Jay

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

I'm gay

Prove it.
...
I'm almost certain you're bi-curious.
12. Gay people fascinate me...(and that's all that I am going to say about that).

Perhaps...though I can assure you that my curiosity has little to do with "sex."

Taking a grad level developmental bio course this semester. We talked about the science behind homosexuality--needless to say that's where my interest lie.

It's a controversial topic (hence the "that's all that I am going to say about that").

Take it however you will, though.


...

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anton unkle tom tryna holla holla holla




"Son...i'm UnkleTom...I lubbb the p_$$_...i'm 'bout that Booty sweat mannnnn."

tropic_thunder18.jpg








Meanwhile...






**sends a secret pm to Anton:

Son, if you really 'bout that life, I will literally suck your ____, right now.

I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy.

Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.**


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The past 3 guys I've dated have been drug dealers. I'm beginning to wonder what it is about me that attracts them
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I still RLTLSD.
I've been having sex with the same person for over 7 years.
 
The past 3 guys I've dated have been drug dealers. I'm beginning to wonder what it is about me that attracts them
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I still RLTLSD.
I've been having sex with the same person for over 7 years.
 
Originally Posted by CHiCHiLOVES5s

The past 3 guys I've dated have been drug dealers. I'm beginning to wonder what it is about me that attracts them
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Looks at avy and wonders... 
 
Originally Posted by CHiCHiLOVES5s

The past 3 guys I've dated have been drug dealers. I'm beginning to wonder what it is about me that attracts them
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Looks at avy and wonders... 
 
i want girlfriend but i cant stand females for more than 3 minutes
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started missing 9th & 10th grade
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thinking about dropping out of school even though im doing alright. doubt i could make it out in 4 years and im just sick of being in school now
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hoping the world really does end in 2012, would make everything a lot easier
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i want girlfriend but i cant stand females for more than 3 minutes
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started missing 9th & 10th grade
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tired.gif

thinking about dropping out of school even though im doing alright. doubt i could make it out in 4 years and im just sick of being in school now
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hoping the world really does end in 2012, would make everything a lot easier
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1. i give off the image of bein a playa, but deep down i think im really a simp
2. i hope my ex new man give her herpes or sum *+%#, & %%!% her whole life away
3. i buy too many lottery tickets, but sumthin tells me ima win one day
 
1. i give off the image of bein a playa, but deep down i think im really a simp
2. i hope my ex new man give her herpes or sum *+%#, & %%!% her whole life away
3. i buy too many lottery tickets, but sumthin tells me ima win one day
 
- I want to have a kid soon (within the next 3 years). Part of the reason is because a lot of my female friends are getting to the baby fever kinda stage and I know I'll have a steady army of babysitters if needed 
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- One of my dreams is to write the next %%%*+$ teen fiction book (like Twilight) and sell out. Even though I have a degree in English, I lack artistic integrity

- I laugh when I see dogs poop.

- My biggest fear going into teaching is laughing at the quality of essays that I will receive.

- I drink too much.
 
- I want to have a kid soon (within the next 3 years). Part of the reason is because a lot of my female friends are getting to the baby fever kinda stage and I know I'll have a steady army of babysitters if needed 
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- One of my dreams is to write the next %%%*+$ teen fiction book (like Twilight) and sell out. Even though I have a degree in English, I lack artistic integrity

- I laugh when I see dogs poop.

- My biggest fear going into teaching is laughing at the quality of essays that I will receive.

- I drink too much.
 
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