OFFICIAL GAME OF THRONES THREAD | HOUSE OF THE DRAGON Premieres 8.21.22 | OFFICIAL TRAILER REVEALED

[shatterkneesinc]

AWG and NT thick

Best of both worlds for the typical NTer

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

First of her size

Damn near made me spit my soda out

 

[calibeebee]

Naa Stannis is the true Lord of Ls,at least Robb was technically undefeated in battle

What kind of consolation prize is this?

Stannis may have got his head chopped off off screen. Robb got arrowed to death, his mom's throat slit, wife and unborn babe killed, then he got his and his wolf's head cut off and paraded around all of his traitors as they celebrated.

Ned went out nobely to the public at least. Robb completely made a laughing stock out of the Stark name to all the realms. The North remembers that L.

How is it consolation? Just facts

Stannis caused the same amount of damage to his house on his own accord and took Ls at every turn as well . I wasn't trying to praise Robb or anything like that,I'm no Robb stan . Just saying Stannis was the biggest and most consistent L taker on the show. At least the Starks are still around, the Baratheons are damn near extinct

Not losing a battle technically means nothing when your own men betray you.

Stannis took a L in battle and STILL had the most loyal army. Cats ride with him after he burned his daughter in front of them just so the Lord of the light might make him win the next battle.

That's a complete consolation prize when we talking about who racked up the most Ls.

Not saying you taking up for Robb but to me his Ls are so flagrant.

To me after that L to Tyrion, Stannis really had no momentum. I never thought he'd be the guy to save the day or even beat the Boltons. Outside of battles it was like he wasn't taking those other things as Ls except for that fire Basically since he smashed Melissanbae and that shadow ghost assassin killed his brother. His Ls are more recent but Robb pretty much showed you everything you should not do as a leader, king, and diplomat if you want to ride on vengeance and justice.

Umm excuse me?

 

[ksteezy]

Stannis army was largely made up of sellswords after Tyrion finessed the **** out of him...those sellswords left him stranded once they saw what a nut job he was burning his own daughter

 

[District of Columbia]

Yea idk what dude was watching dudes dipped after he burned Shireen. Even Melisandre left

 

[shatterkneesinc]

The greatest commander in the 7 kingdoms








with the most deserters

 

[Master Zik]

Umm excuse me?

After that L from Tyrion in Blackwater, Stannis still had an army loyal to go home with him and then march North.

Nobody abandoned him then.

Even after that fire burned a good deal of them up the rest aint abandon him but went to go lose their lives losing to the Boltons.

If they weren't rocking with him they all would've dipped when he burnt his daughter.

 

[change the name Snyder]

Melisandre was playing longball sabotage with Stannis

 

[RustyShackleford]

Warden Mix:

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Me and all my Knights are doing well ....... doing well scum...
You aint from the kingdom I can tell........I can tell scum
In it in it in it by myself... by myself scum
Had a run in With a wench but im still here.... I'm still here scum

Jon got yall all hyped up and messed up in yall....heads mannnn
He still a mark *** ***** and got more dumb *** faaannns
Yall heard his scared *** talkin to his sis like these are his confessioonnns
Stannis still twice the G Jon will ever be and there's no questionnsss

@Rusty Shackelford your house is still nothing to me yall are bastarddsss
Just like your savior jon woke up and still a retarrrrddd
roamin around castle black and still nothinnnnnn
Don't even want to fight for your home just keep on Runninn

Cal- e- libeee and Rob Too Frescoo I see yall haters toooo,
and/this/whole/board/making/up/these/whack/***/names/like/that/s#it is cooooo
Soon i'll just have to wipe yall out with my white walker crewwww
til then lettin ramsay flay up Rickon and all of youuuu

Me and all my Knights are doing well ....... doing well scum...
You aint from the kingdom I can tell........I can tell scum
In it in it in it by myself... by myself scum
Had a run in With a wench but im still here.... I'm still here scum

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Lemme give you some attention because everyone else is ignoring this foolishness

And which one of your lame *** spice knights ghost wrote this trash for you, Sir PND, Pepper Next Door

Might as well head to the free cities and bust it open for some Volantis goons, you're done in Westeros pa.

 

[calibeebee]

Umm excuse me?

After that L from Tyrion in Blackwater, Stannis still had an army loyal to go home with him and then march North.

Nobody abandoned him then.

Even after that fire burned a good deal of them up the rest aint abandon him but went to go lose their lives losing to the Boltons.

If they weren't rocking with him they all would've dipped when he burnt his daughter.

I thought most of his pansy army dipped on him, which is why melisanbae left for the wall in the first place? Am I remembering right?

 

[Master Zik]

Warden Mix:

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Me and all my Knights are doing well ....... doing well scum...
You aint from the kingdom I can tell........I can tell scum
In it in it in it by myself... by myself scum
Had a run in With a wench but im still here.... I'm still here scum

Jon got yall all hyped up and messed up in yall....heads mannnn
He still a mark *** ***** and got more dumb *** faaannns
Yall heard his scared *** talkin to his sis like these are his confessioonnns
Stannis still twice the G Jon will ever be and there's no questionnsss

@Rusty Shackelford your house is still nothing to me yall are bastarddsss
Just like your savior jon woke up and still a retarrrrddd
roamin around castle black and still nothinnnnnn
Don't even want to fight for your home just keep on Runninn

Cal- e- libeee and Rob Too Frescoo I see yall haters toooo,
and/this/whole/board/making/up/these/whack/***/names/like/that/s#it is cooooo
Soon i'll just have to wipe yall out with my white walker crewwww
til then lettin ramsay flay up Rickon and all of youuuu

Me and all my Knights are doing well ....... doing well scum...
You aint from the kingdom I can tell........I can tell scum
In it in it in it by myself... by myself scum
Had a run in With a wench but im still here.... I'm still here scum

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Lemme give you some attention because everyone else is ignoring this foolishness

And which one of your lame *** spice knights ghost wrote this trash for you, Sir PND, Pepper Next Door

Might as well head to the free cities and bust it open for some Volantis goons, you're done in Westeros pa.

I did get a laugh off that post

But come and see You were quicker and plus Tdogg has been a bit ghost in here since Jon came back.

Umm excuse me?

After that L from Tyrion in Blackwater, Stannis still had an army loyal to go home with him and then march North.

Nobody abandoned him then.

Even after that fire burned a good deal of them up the rest aint abandon him but went to go lose their lives losing to the Boltons.

If they weren't rocking with him they all would've dipped when he burnt his daughter.

I thought most of his pansy army dipped on him, which is why melisanbae left for the wall in the first place? Am I remembering right?

I thought she left after the fire killed some of them before some of his army deserted. I may be remembering wrong. I just remember her reaction when she heard about the fire and then the next thing she put the cloak hoody on and dips

Not saying some of his men ain't dip but it's not like He marched towards Winterfell with 5 dudes. He still had a sizeable army and Hilton's crew did take some losses but mostly dominated.

 

[carver]

The new priestess:

She got that necklace on.. don't want to see that OG form 

 

[RustyShackleford]

Maybe she can help Varys wit da dong respawn.

 

[ksteezy]

She look a little like Kat Stark

 

[shogun]

I would give Kat the business before she developed a full on kathleen turner voice.

 

[robtoofresco]

Warden Mix:

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Me and all my Knights are doing well ....... doing well scum...
You aint from the kingdom I can tell........I can tell scum
In it in it in it by myself... by myself scum
Had a run in With a wench but im still here.... I'm still here scum

Jon got yall all hyped up and messed up in yall....heads mannnn
He still a mark *** ***** and got more dumb *** faaannns
Yall heard his scared *** talkin to his sis like these are his confessioonnns
Stannis still twice the G Jon will ever be and there's no questionnsss

@Rusty Shackelford your house is still nothing to me yall are bastarddsss
Just like your savior jon woke up and still a retarrrrddd
roamin around castle black and still nothinnnnnn
Don't even want to fight for your home just keep on Runninn

Cal- e- libeee and Rob Too Frescoo I see yall haters toooo,
and/this/whole/board/making/up/these/whack/***/names/like/that/s#it is cooooo
Soon i'll just have to wipe yall out with my white walker crewwww
til then lettin ramsay flay up Rickon and all of youuuu

Me and all my Knights are doing well ....... doing well scum...
You aint from the kingdom I can tell........I can tell scum
In it in it in it by myself... by myself scum
Had a run in With a wench but im still here.... I'm still here scum

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

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Lemme give you some attention because everyone else is ignoring this foolishness

And which one of your lame *** spice knights ghost wrote this trash for you, Sir PND, Pepper Next Door

My chest [emoji]128514[/emoji]

 

[RustyShackleford]

NT GoT Name Guide UPDATED

Sansa Stark = Salsa
Davos Seaworth = Davis
Hodor = Odor
Jon Snow = Snowman or Juan Nieve
Arya Stark = Area
Khal Drogo = Khal Dragic
New Khal from Season 6 = Khal Kaepernick
Theon Greyjoy = Memphis Reek
Walder Frey = Walter
Melisandre = Melisanbae
Myrcella Baratheon = Marcellus
Brienne = Captain Phasma, Dirk, Tharthwitzki
Theon= Memphis Reek
Robin= Vinny Del Negro
Littlefinger= Butterfinger
Ramsey= Macho Man Ramsey Savage
Jorah Mormont = Lord Friendzone
Syrio Forel= Cereal Pharrell
Jaquen Hager= Jay-Z
Sam= Ham Tarley
Cersie= Xerxes
Joffery= King Jaffe Joe
Podrick Payne= Pod the Gawd Payne

Even though she dead. Catelyn Stark = Kat Stacks

 

[SplinterMatic319]

is benjen coming back this season?

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

NT GoT Name Guide UPDATED

Sansa Stark = Salsa
Davos Seaworth = Davis
Hodor = Odor
Jon Snow = Snowman or Juan Nieve
Arya Stark = Area
Khal Drogo = Khal Dragic
New Khal from Season 6 = Khal Kaepernick
Theon Greyjoy = Memphis Reek
Walder Frey = Walter
Melisandre = Melisanbae
Myrcella Baratheon = Marcellus
Brienne = Captain Phasma, Dirk, Tharthwitzki
Theon= Memphis Reek
Robin= Vinny Del Negro
Littlefinger= Butterfinger
Ramsey= Macho Man Ramsey Savage
Jorah Mormont = Lord Friendzone
Syrio Forel= Cereal Pharrell
Jaquen Hager= Jay-Z
Sam= Ham Tarley
Cersie= Xerxes
Joffery= King Jaffe Joe
Podrick Payne= Pod the Gawd Payne

Even though she dead. Catelyn Stark = Kat Stacks

Benjen = Benny

 

[Brownstone]

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

NT GoT Name Guide UPDATED

Sansa Stark = Salsa
Davos Seaworth = Davis
Hodor = Odor
Jon Snow = Snowman or Juan Nieve
Arya Stark = Area
Khal Drogo = Khal Dragic
New Khal from Season 6 = Khal Kaepernick
Theon Greyjoy = Memphis Reek
Walder Frey = Walter
Melisandre = Melisanbae
Myrcella Baratheon = Marcellus
Brienne = Captain Phasma, Dirk, Tharthwitzki
Theon= Memphis Reek
Robin= Vinny Del Negro
Littlefinger= Butterfinger
Ramsey= Macho Man Ramsey Savage
Jorah Mormont = Lord Friendzone
Syrio Forel= Cereal Pharrell
Jaquen Hager= Jay-Z
Sam= Ham Tarley
Cersie= Xerxes
Joffery= King Jaffe Joe
Podrick Payne= Pod the Gawd Payne

Even though she dead. Catelyn Stark = Kat Stacks

Benjen = Benny

Osha = Oh ****

Myranda = Dog Food

 

[SoleByThePound]

is benjen coming back this season?

How would any of us know?

 

[Trey Bantz]

Benjen is dead as ****, we haven't seen him since like episode 2

 

[captainsneakerhead23]

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Wood.

In this same position

She's of age now, wood definitely help her plump them cheeks up

 

[shogun]

I'd tell her to keep those vans on.