OFFICIAL NBA 2017-2018 Off-Season Thread

[hardens beard]

At least half the league is violating the drug policy, why even bother?

The league gives you a timeframe when they’re testing so those 2 are idiots or fresh outta dambs.

 

[pums]

Can’t be dumb enough to get caught though. They know when the piss man is coming

Or they just the fall men? Two guys who dont play

 

[pums]

The league gives you a timeframe when they’re testing so those 2 are idiots or fresh outta dambs.

If its like FIBA if you flunk the first one we testing you again in two weeks. Make sure you pass that one.

 

[shotsrangout]

Nerlens noel taking drugs to sit on the bench

 

[hardens beard]

If its like FIBA if you flunk the first one we testing you again in two weeks. Make sure you pass that one.

That’s wild

 

[yobyellav]

Wonder who next

Boys figured they were good on getting tested since they weren’t getting clock.

 

[Based Jesus]

When Bron finally gets caught

 

[lovehateself]

Imagine calling another grown man dad or zaddy.

only person ill refer to as dad to is my momma
*plays dear momma

 

[lovehateself]

Nah I got shooters though. Pull up.

#dontcometoLA

 

[kevlar]

Nerlens needs those drugs to cope with the fact he turned down 70 M's

 

[kevlar]

When Bron finally gets caught

That'll never happen

 

[lovehateself]

Boys figured they were good on getting tested since they weren’t getting clock.

thabo still getting that check from nypd or whatever?
nerlens knows zaddy lbj got his back, he getting at least a total of 20-30mil this summer

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

NBA wouldnt suspend bron lmao

 

[100027]

Need guys with stronger Miami connections to get popped.

Gotta get close to the source....

Mark McGwire of the NBA.

 

[P C H]

 

[8pm at msg]

Bron probably got a whole complex for storing clean piss

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

Brooklyn pick, kevin love, and george hill.
Cavs take pau's bad contract and kawh

 

[Based Jesus]

That'll never happen

True. Bron probably out here giving the league Savannah's piss. Even if he did get caught, the league would probably notify him, ask for a clean sample and apologize for the inconvenience.

 

[100027]

Bron probably got a whole complex for storing clean piss

"$1.5 million on my body"

Urine management probably takes .25 mill

 

[freeze]

#dontcometoLA

i wish kendrick would make a whole song with that beat when it changes. That is legit killmonger vibe.

 

[Mr.Guy]

Dudes who are 5’6 134 pounds hating on Bron is hilarious.

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

I nominate this rookie in the thot tourney

 

[freeze]

NBA wouldnt suspend bron lmao

made magic retire and suspended mike for gambling. mike was bigger than bron ill ever be.

 

[LebronHasMoreFinalsMVPs]

Kobe should have spent a mill on his broke shot

 

[buc em]

Brooklyn pick, kevin love, and george hill.
Cavs take pau's bad contract and kawh

George Hill’s contract might be worse than Pau’s